Rihanna Plays With Herself On Stage
No longer satisfied with simply wearing ridiculously revealing clothes, Rihanna has taken to masturbating on stage in front of her fans.
Great artists like Rihanna have an relentless need to express themselves. Of course her record label would never allow her to actually write any lyrics, compose music, or not have her voice heavily distorted, because, well, they want it to sound good. So tragically artists like Rihanna are forced to express themselves the only way they have left, through sex.
From Cher and Madonna to Rihanna and Lady Gaga, these great musical masters walk around with their tits and ass hanging out whenever they get the opportunity. Now Rihanna is raising the stakes by openly pleasuring herself during her show, and I say kudos for pushing the envelope.
I predict within the next decade or so we will have pop divas doing full on insertion while lip syncing to the music talented people put together for them. Who knows maybe they will shoot a few ping-pong balls from their cooch into the crowd for lucky fans to take home as souvenirs.
Check out these pictures of Rihanna pushing the artistic envelope and playing with herself on stage in Paris.
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The reason Rihanna has to do this is because her record label won’t let her perform her own music. She wrote numerous songs for her last album, but they would not her include them. A source inside Jay-Z’s camp snuck the demo to me with such classics as “Munch, Munch, Donkey Punch”, “Hurtin’ for a Squirtin’”, “Where There’s a Wound, There’s a Way”, “All Alone With My Rusty Trombone”, “Ho for Sho”, “Aim for My Tramp Stamp”, “Two in the Pink, One in the Stink”, “Trouser Trout”, “Fromunda Cheese”, and the unforgettable “I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Dick Cream”. She disgusts me!
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I thought she was instinctively protecting herself from Chris Brown. I hear he’s cunt puncher.
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i cant believe she was playing with her self on stage how stupid. and justin bieber likes her ewwwwwwwwww and i thought she was pretty cool
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geeez stop writing such nonsense things, hahaha, it’s just funnyy
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I dont see any body laughing i just see a bunch of muslims complaining… So why dont all of you go and blow your selfs up
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Yall just mad becuz the only person to c yall play wit ur self is yalls moms. Do ur thang gurl! I got dibs on next.
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Wendy O Williams already did the ping pong ball trick on stage
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