Ricky Martin Is NOT Gay
For the first time in 50 years Ricky Martin made headlines yesterday with the announcement that he is a “gay”. Nice try Mr Martin but I think I’d know a gay man when I see one and you sir are no gay.
First off you are far too muscly to be a gay. Gays are scrawny, feminine, and limp wristed lady boys. Next your lyrics are overtly heterosexual. I believe the lyrics to your famous hit go “she bangs” not “he dresses very nicely and dabs his delicate mouth with a silk handkerchief”. Finally, you have a tattoo of a naked woman on your shoulder for Christ’s sake!
Why would Ricky Martin pretend to be gay you ask? For many reasons! The most obvious one is to revive his long dead career. Gay is so in right now, it is like the new black. Also now that Ricky Martin is pretending to be gay he can stay a bachelor, and not be forced into the oppressive institution of marriage by the elders of his clan. Finally, now that he is a gay Ricky gets to use the lady’s change room and see tons of boobies.
Shame on you Ricky Martin for pretending to be gay. There are actual celebrities out there that are homosexual like Nick Jonas, and they don’t need you trying to steal their thunder.
Well, you obviously know nothing about gays !
Hot debate. What do you think?
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You are too funny!!!! I love the sarcasm in your article!!!! This made my afternoon.
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You are funnie :)
Ten years ago we could say that R.M. was one of us – because no straight fella could move his hips live that. Period.
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Stereotypes =P
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Awesome, it’s the perfect cover, how could we not see it before.
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I have nothing against gay people infact my twin brother is gay, boy was that awkward in the womb. Anyway Ricky is probably doing core training with his trainer because he is intrested in a carear in mixed martial arts, and the speedos are necesariy to reduce wind resistence and friction while the two are engaged in sweaty combat. The sad thing is if he is gay it solidifies the fact that us hetrosexuals really need to work on our physics, compared to most gays we are all slobs, while not me of course but you get the picture
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Just been on Pornhub and clicked on the thumbnail “Hot Latino dancer takes it in the ass”.
It was Ricky Martin.
Wtf?
Ricky Martin said that he wished he’d come out sooner.
Now he feels like an asshole.
And there was me thinking he was an alpha-male macho man who jerks off to Playboy© and crushes beer cans on his head.
I think it would have been bigger news if Ricky Martin announced that he was straight.
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OMG you are an absolute moron who knows nothing about gay men at all obviously you’ve never seen the hardcore gay bikies all muscle and beard .or the gorgeous hunk drop dead guy who like Mr Martin was all muscle and such who was absolutley tomanly tobe gay until the female checkout opertor who knew him told me straight out don’t even bother chasing him hie is gay I’m a close freind of his and the other guy withhim is his partner ……and guess what ooh hs partner had tats of naked girls.. get a life you seriously have no RIGHT to coment on this…… And despite the fact i am BISEXUAL I have a lot of male gay friends and let me assure you some are that scrawny type and not limp wristed, and others are Muscley and have tats…. I suggest you go do some proper research OMG I am laughing so hard at your idiocy right now
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Are all gay men as stupid as you? I hope not.
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any body could be gay i dont think u need to fit a stereotype to be gay and at least he came out of the closet i dont see u admitting ur gay. get a life and also u dont need 2 diss nick jonas all the time just because he wont go out with u
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I can dig it! But how do you know he wouldn’t go out with me? Maybe we have already dated and I am angry because he used me like a snot rag and hen discarded me like a ciggerette but after sucking back all the nocotine goodness. I am sick of being the cigarette but, why can’t I be a tin of chew to be savored in his mouth and spit into the street, however I would prefer he swallow but he might get sick
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Well Ricky if you are not gay, then i am available, fcbk me..
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