Rachel Uchitel‎ To Jaimee Grubbs “I’m Top Slut!”

Rachel Uchitel



Furious that another whore woman is trying to steal her thunder. Original Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel is now claiming that she did in fact have an affair with Tiger Woods and that it was her that Tiger and his wife Elin were fighting about not Jaimee Grubbs


According to Rachel, less than an hour before Tiger’s accident, her and Tiger were texting each other. Elin confronted Tiger, grabbed the phone, and called Rachel to confront her.


After first denying that she and Tiger ever even met (you know until her lawyers can work out a large fee for the story) Rachel is changing her tune, as slut after slut have started to come forward with stories of getting railed by Woods. She released this statement today*,


“I can no longer stand idly by while people take credit for my great accomplishment. I am Tiger’s top f*ck slut! He’s told me so on numerous occasions! No girl has garbled his marbles nastier and with more enthusiasm than me. So let the record show that I am the biggest home wrecking whore. God bless!”


*Not really

 

  • Tommy

    fine whore she is,, I would sh*** her 200 times..

  • They’re all whores, including the coal-burning Ms. Woods

    Jamiee Grubbs is a gold-digging, slut, whore, slapper, skank, home-wrecking, POS, coal-burner.

  • Nari

    She must have been grieving after her fiance died, but she wanted to cash in on his death, too:

    Uchitel also found herself at odds with O’Grady’s family over her fiancé’s money, which he’d willed to his sister. She told The New York Times she was far from poor and had even received charity money, but believed she deserved a piece of her lover’s estate. “What else is there, unless they’re going to give me some knight in shining armor?” she said. It was not clear if Uchitel got any of O’Grady’s money, but a year later she had what she called a “massive breakdown.” http://www.nydailynews.com

  • Negrah Woods

    Tiger Woods is just a typical spoilt Negrah. Too much money no sense [sic:] to spend it- Negrah rich by name, negrah rich by nature. Son of a low-rank Navy negrah and a half-baht Thai whore, what did you expect? A Prince Albert? Elin- take the filthy cheating bastard for every penny he bilked. Yes- the other women were filthy diseased sluts- BUT no one put a gun to Tiger’s head to dip his wick.