Rachel Bilson Wears Ill-Fitting Dress

Rachel Bilson

Wow Rachel Bilson is really hitting rock bottom. After failing to secure a husband when her engagement to actor Hayden Christensen fell through, Rachel has been left to fend for herself.

Women lack the brains and fortitude to survive in the real world, so it should come as no surprise that Rachel Bilson is struggling mightily as is evident by her wearing this ill-fitting dress to an event. The dress, which Rachel Bilson probably sewed herself from an old soiled carpet she found behind a Salvation Army, kept slipping off her severely malnourished frame.

Notice how in all of the pictures below her right strap has fallen off her shoulder. Rachel is just lucky this poorly constructed dress did not cause her boob to pop out. Then she would become tainted goods and never be able to land a husband.

Rachel Bilson is obviously in desperate need of a strong male to provide for her. Let us hope she finds one before she succumbs to the crushing despair of poverty.


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  • Osbama bin Biladen

    This gutter skank ought to at least use her Zionist producer friends to find a fitting dress. If you’re going to oppress Islamdom, you should at least do it in a dress that isn’t falling off of your boobs, especially if they’re as disappointing as hers are. The nerve of our Zionist oppressors these days! STONE THE INFIDEL WHORE!

  • cosmicslop

    wow she is gorgeous.

  • Ahmed Al Bousbah

    She need rightful Islamist husband to smack her around and give her fitting Burkah.