Permanently Posh: Victoria Beckham to stay on as full time ‘Idol’ judge?
Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) is reportedly on her way to Boston to take part in the second round of American Idol auditions, E! News is reporting. This brings to mind several questions:
1. Despite claims to the contrary, will Posh stay on as a permanent judge for American Idol, replacing Paula Abdul?
2. Who gives a shit if this limey tw*t replaces that crazy c*nt?
3. Why are there so many British people on American Idol?
4. Why would David Beckham marry any woman, much less an Ethiopian with ridiculous breast implants?
5. Why am I even writing about this? Why didn’t I go to law school when I had the chance? What the hell happened in my life that I have been reduced to speculating on the career moves of a god damn spice girl?
Allah, most merciful, allow me to become a martyr at once! I beg of you!
The last one is quite spot on.
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Tell me about it.
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she is hottt
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I had a dream I was in a pool with Victoria Beckham. For some strange reason my g/f wakes me up to let the dogs out. I went back to sleep after they did their “business” trying to recapture that magic. But I only ended up dreaming of shooting pool with David Beckham.
I was like, “dude, where’s Victoria?” And he was like, “I dunno.” I didn’t wanna tell him I was just in a pool with her gettin’ it on.
I never get back to my fantasy dreams, but this is the closest I ever got. I beat him at pool, though.
This is strange indeed, because I’m not a fan of niether one of them. But you can’t overlook her hawtness.
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