Paris Hilton Hopes To Die Soon
Dying is so hot right now. Just ask Paris Hilton. The socialite has made her career on being on the forefront of trends in Hollywood, and she has definitely picked up on the latest “IT” move.
“Death, that’s hot!” said Paris outside of Nobu yesterday. “When I heard David Carradine and Ed McMahon had I died, I thought TACKY. But after hearing about Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson’s death, I started thinking, ‘Maybe there is something to this whole death thing after all’”.
So what finally moved death from fad to fab for Paris? “It was Billy Mays dying. That’s when I knew that death was the new black.”
Paris says the details are still being worked out on how she will meet her demise, but she is going to take some tips from other celebs recent deaths. “I know I want my heart to explode. Possibly while I have a zucchini or a large rodent stuffed up my snatch. Not quite sure yet which. You’ll have to wait and see.”
R U sure? That Paris Hilton saying this? lol
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Hope you die soon.
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Oh! C’mon! take it easy!
your friends or co-worker even your family never thinkin’ that “Hope you die soon” to yourself ,Riana !
You shouldn’t mention that kind of stuff.
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You sickkk fuk, what goes around comes around so u better watch out what u are wishing for!!!
Hell will be waiting for ur disgusting ass!!! Enjoy it then you jealous sick piece of shit!!!!
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The headline should be “I Hope Paris Hilton Dies Soon”. Or “We Hope Paris Hilton Dies Soon”. … Because we do… Hope… She… Dies… Soon…
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Durka Durka = LIAR!
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would that be sad or would that be sick to wish that she would die you sick fucking idiots!
what a shame you asshole numbskulls even have access to a computer maybe you should
sit on your sorry asses and go fuck yourself. p.s
eat shit and fuck off!
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just kiddin’ wanna take bets on how long it takes.
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Are you bipolar or suttin’?
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what a rude article!
Paris Hilton is not perfect of course, no one is.
But she is a pretty nice person who at least tries to better herself and grow as a human being.
I like Paris a lot better now than I did a few years back. She is cool and funny.
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Are you kiddin’? Surely, you can’t be serious. She is becoming more annoying than a few years ago. She had an excuse back then, she was younger, dumber, ditzy. Now, she’s … well … a little older … um … er … dumb and ditzy still.
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If Paris Hilton dies for fashion, the world will follow her and the human race will be extinct. If we follow her we deserve to be wiped out.
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Die for Paris Hilton, she will fuck you in the after life man. and give you HERPES
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Maybe she’ll have something explode in her snatch!! Oh wait, everynight is train night and the whole train explodes in her snatch………..
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