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Octomom's Reality-TV Show: 15 Suggested Titles

Octomom’s Reality-TV Show: 15 Suggested Titles



“Octomom” Nadya Suleman and her 14 children have agreed to film a reality-TV show, and CelebJihad has obtained a leaked list of possible show titles. What’s your favorite?
 

  • Whole Bunch’a Bastards
  • Just the Ten of Us…Without the Birth Defects
  • Nadya Suleman’s Postpartum Pool Party
  • The “Maybe Pat Buchanan Was Right About That Whole Culture War Thing” Show
  • Hotdog Hallway
  • Welfare St-Eight
  • America’s Next Top Child Star…to Overdose on Speedballs Outside the Viper Room
  • Survivor: Infanticide Island
  • Kids Say the Darndest Things…to the Department of Children and Family Services
  • Whore Knows Best
  • Everybody Hates Nadia
  • Are You Smarter Than a Third-Grade Educated, Attention Starved, System-Draining, Two-Bit Whore?
  • King of Queefs
  • Roseanne
  • Eight is Enough…to Make My Vagina Look Like a Gym Bag Full of Elephant Trunks

Have a better title? Register, and leave it in the comment section. The best title will win a CelebJihad t-shirt. The winner will be announced on Monday, August 3rd.


Special thanks to contributors Mike Hatton, Sam Mechling, Eric Filipkowski, Jon Mitchel and Chad Zumock.

 

  • fattbottom

    What about “Family Tie…Your Tubes?”

  • Mark

    Deadliest Catch

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  • Dead Ed

    How about:

    8 Is NEVER Enough
    Clown Car Vagina
    6 + 8 = 15 Minutes Of Fame
    Octomom-A-Mia (with the show’s theme song a remix by ABBA)

    I personally like Clown Car Vagina.

  • right

    1 pimp my kids
    2 me and my beat up beaver
    3 living for free

  • Mike Hatton

    I think I submitted Family Ties (your tubes please). Glad someone else thought of that one too.

  • Outraged

    The article, “Reality TV continues its downward spiral of morality”, published earlier this month may be of interest:

    http://www.starbulletin.com/editorials/20090706_reality_tv_continues_its_downward_spiral_of_morality.html

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  • Dead Ed

    In honor of Nadya Suleman, Denny’s is offering a new breakfast. It’s 14 eggs, no sausage, & the person next to you has to pay the tab.

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