Octomom’s kids to star in “Temptation Island” with John Mark Karr
The Associated Press is reporting that “Octomom” Nadya Suleman has arranged for her 14 children to star in a new reality television show.
While details remain unconfirmed, rumor has it that the show will be a spin-off of the popular series Temptation Island, and will co-star America’s favorite pedophile, John Mark Karr.
Karr, who won America’s hearts after his famous JonBenét Ramsey murder prank, will host the show which will be filmed on an undisclosed island off the coast of Thailand, outside the jurisdiction of any pesky American laws.
Sources say Suleman’s older children as well as the octuplets, who should be able to walk by the start of production, will compete for Karr’s attention though a series of physical challenges and fashion shows. Each child will also be given one-on-one time with Karr so he can get a better sense of their individual personalities.
At the end of each episode, Carr will distribute a limited number of candy bars to the children he wishes to remain on the Island. This will continue until the final episode, in which the remaining three children will square off for the final spot.
Suleman’s children will reportedly earn $250 per day over three years, which will total approximately $250,000.
Karr’s is seeking a comeback after his previous game show, Are You Hotter than a 5th Grader, was killed in pre-production, and will be working pro bono.
Possible Show Titles
- Babies You Can Drive My Karr
- Get Out of My Dreams, Get into Mark Karr
- Eight (-Years Old) is Enough
- John Mark Karr diddles the Octomom’s kids on TV
How about, “Hey, Mother, Want Another?”
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Other possible titles:
Pediff Isle (to borrow from Adam Corolla)
Octopussyhound
Infant’s Anatomy
The New Adventures of Old Pederast John
NBC’s The Orifice
Oh, and screw you Fatbottom!
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I don’t even know why I signed up for the comment RSS feed. FUCK YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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I’ll RSS feed you your own balls! With a salad fork!
Wait, no, a desert fork. Yeah, a desert fork!
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I’ll RSS feed you your own balls! With a salad fork!
Wait, no, a dessert fork. Yeah, a dessert fork!
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So nice you said it twice? Or are you just that fucking stupid.
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This wykked bytch does more sperm samplin’ than Michael Jackson at a Little League World Series game.
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Other possible titles:
ASSKarr Racing
Karr-Ma Sutra
Backseat Karr Driver
Octopedo
Sinefelt
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This is one sick joke.
A woman had children – she didn’t break any laws and, excuse me but – - she didn’t need anyone’s permission or blessing to do it.
To link her to a sickpuppy like John Mark Karr – - and he IS a damn sick one… listen to the Karr/Teacey tapes if you have any doubt – - to link this family to Karr is not only simply wrong but sick.
Shame on you.
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shut the hell up you idiot.
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