Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Murdering Impoverished Pirates
President Barack Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Prize for Peace. The Nobel committee sited Obama’s deep commitment to shooting impoverished Somali pirates in the head as the determining factor in awarding him the prize.
“Sure his theoretical achievements such as closing Guantanamo Bay or ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are impressive,” said committee member Berg Klippfisk. “But what clinched it for us was his deep commitment to having impoverished Somali pirates shot in the head, especially after they have already been surrounded and are negotiating the release of their only hostage.”
Added Klippfisk, “Also, he’s black, so, ya know.”
I think everybody has this whole “Nobel Peace Prize” thing all wrong. It’s not PEACE. It’s PIECE.
The dumb fuck hasn’t done shit in the 10 days from his innauguration (February 1st of 2009) that his submission of the application for the prize was turned in.
BUT… he does have a PIECE of everything everybody owns… OUR MONEY!
Barack Obama’s approval rating is dropping. A lot of people don’t understand, and their infatuation of Barack Obama hides and obscures the facts, and clouds their judgement. What can I say other than that? This is the way it works. You can fool some of the people some of the time, and he did.
He couldn’t be more of a divider, more of a parter, if he were Moses standing in front of the red sea. There has never BEEN a more polarizing figure in the HISTORY of American politics than one Barack Hussein Obama.
Growing up as kids, we collected guinea pigs. Now, under the Obama administration, we ARE the guinea pigs.
I would say that Stalin & Mao are rolling over in their graves knowing that Obama is going to be the next great historical vilified madman. They’ll have to go: Obama, Mao & Stalin coming in 3rd, Hitler in 4th.
If the rest of you want to live in antigua under socialism then go there. I’m not wrong. & I don’t care if you say I’m out of touch. I’m in touch with those that matter in my book. & those are the men that founded this country & wrote its documents. Have you read them? Well then you would agree with me. Obviously you haven’t.
If we can’t get people defending the Constitution, defend our little (r) form of government. & defending limited self government, we’re going to perish from the Earth, sir.
Universal healthcare is a universal confiscation of our liberty.
It’s not like MONEY or WEALTH is this THING that’s been granted to one person versus another person in some un-fair distribution. It’s almost like the Liberals and Democrats think that wealth is like beauty: some people just have the natural genetics and luck of being born beautiful, and some people are just butt-ugly.
You know, it’s bad enough that most union members have been CHEATED by their unions. Absolutely, positively, CHEATED! The mere FACT that you pay union dues, and the union is hireing a POLICY director that is speaking out on issues that has NOTHING to do with your working conditions, should tell you their wasting your money. YOU’RE… BEING… CHEATED… BY THE UNIONS!!
You form your little conclave. We will volley. We will let YOU out of the deal. We’re gonna keep our union here. We’re gonna break that supreme court monopoly up. Were gonna break that federal judiciary monopoly up. We’re gonna break up the EPA. We’re gonna break up the department of education and bring education back. Back home where it belongs. We’ll do ALL THIS while YOU run your empire from the NE and from the Pacific West. You go ahead and do it.
This is the marginal line drawn in the sand. If we lose this one, we lose it all. We’ll be forever constricted. We’ll be nothing more than a bunch of subserviant slaves to the evergrowing leviathan state. I’m not dancing around this issue and I’m not telling you all is gonna be well when we elect the next Ronald Wilson Reagan. We lose this one, we lose it all. All of it.
What the Marxist / Progressive / Communist / Socialist looks for is control the means of production. If one is to come to the United States of America to seek and control the means of production, knowing full well that you might be intelligent, but incapable, note something about most elite liberal Democrats: they are not people who can create wealth, or generate wealth, or be productive outside the bubble of academia.
This idea that the government has a right to dictate the responsibility of one group of citizens to another group of citizens is ridiculous. It exist nowhere in the power of the federal government to determine one group of citizens must provide a “product” to another group of citizens. If the government is going to force you into servitude to provide for other citizens, you become a slave.
The problem with universal healthcare is these people telling you we have a responsibility. That there is a “moral obligation”. The government doesn’t HAVE the power to determine our moral obligations. That is coercion. The government doesn’t have, in its make-up, a right to assume it is a moral compass to the American people. Now, I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again, I WANT moral people in government. I DON’T want government moralized.
If person B has an obligation to give to person A, what is person A giving to person B? What do they provide in return? NOTHING! It really goes back to Marx & Engles. People TRYING to “weed out” or “legislate out” man’s natural instinct to provide for himself & his family.
Greed is not defined by keeping what’s yours. Greed is defined by demanding what’s NOT yours. Whether it be money or drugs or the labor of a medical practitioner, you don’t own somebody else’s stuff simply because you exist. You have the right to sit there being totally unconcerned & not care. If you don’t have that right, what’s the government gonna do? I shudder to think.
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Of all the sites to write a political rant in the comment section, why this one?
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THIS IS LABOUR GOVERNMENT REST OF THE WORLD VERSION: The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. The shivering grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. THE END ———————————————————————— LABOUR GOVERNMENT THE UK VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the squirrel is warm and well fed. A social worker finds the shivering grasshopper, calls a press conference and demands to know why the squirrel should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others less fortunate, like the grasshopper, are cold and starving. The BBC shows up to provide live coverage of the shivering grasshopper; with cuts to a video of the squirrel in his comfortable warm home with a table laden with food. The British press inform people that they should be ashamed that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so, while others have plenty. The Labour Party, Greenpeace, Animal Rights and The Grasshopper Council of GB demonstrate in front of the squirrel’s house. The BBC, interrupting a cultural festival special from Notting Hill with breaking news, broadcasts a multi-cultural choir singing ‘We shall overcome’. Ken Livingstone rants in an interview with Trevor McDonald that the squirrel got rich off the backs of grasshoppers, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the squirrel to make him pay his ‘fair share’ and increases the charge for squirrels to enter inner London . In response to pressure from the media, the Government drafts the Economic Equity and Grasshopper anti Discrimination Act, retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The squirrel’s taxes are reassessed. He is taken to court and fined for failing to hire grasshoppers as builders for the work he was doing on his home and an additional fine for contempt when he told the court the grasshopper did not want to work. The grasshopper is provided with a council house, financial aid to furnish it and an account with a local taxi firm to ensure he can be socially mobile. The squirrel’s food is seized and re distributed to the more needy members of society, in this case the grasshopper. Without enough money to buy more food, to pay the fine and his newly imposed retroactive taxes, the squirrel has to downsize and start building a new home. The local authority takes over his old home and utilises it as a temporary home for asylum seeking cats who had hijacked a plane to get to Britain as they had to share their country of origin with mice. On arrival they tried to blow up the airport because of Britain ’s apparent love of dogs. The cats had been arrested for the international offence of hijacking and attempted bombing but were immediately released because the police fed them pilchards instead of salmon whilst in custody. Initial moves to return them to their own country were abandoned, because it was feared they would face death by the mice. The cats devise and start a scam to obtain money from people’s credit cards. A Panorama special shows the grasshopper finishing up the last of the squirrel’s food, though spring is still months away, while the council house he is in, crumbles around him because he hasn’t bothered to maintain the house. He is shown to be taking drugs. Inadequate government funding is blamed for the grasshoppers’ drug ‘illness’. The cats seek recompense in the British courts for their treatment since arrival in UK . The grasshopper gets arrested for stabbing an old dog during a burglary to get money for his drugs habit. He is imprisoned but released immediately because he has been in custody for a few weeks. He is placed in the care of the probation service to monitor and supervise him.. Within a few weeks he has killed a guinea pig in a botched robbery. A commission of enquiry, that will eventually cost £10,000,000 and state the obvious, is set up. Additional money is put into funding a drug rehabilitation scheme for grasshoppers and legal aid for lawyers representing asylum seekers is increased. The government praises the asylum-seeking cats for enriching Britain ’s multicultural diversity, and dogs are criticised by the government for failing to befriend the cats. The grasshopper dies of a drug overdose. The usual sections of the press blame it on the obvious failure of government to address the root causes of despair arising from social inequity and his traumatic experience of prison. They call for the resignation of a government minister. The cats are paid a million pounds each because their rights were infringed when the government failed to inform them there were mice in the United Kingdom . The squirrel, the dogs and the victims of the hijacking, the bombing, the burglaries and robberies have to pay an additional percentage on their credit cards to cover losses. Their taxes are increased to pay for law and order, and they are told that they will have to work beyond 65 because of a shortfall in government funds. THE END
Take note, Dear Leader, Chairman Maobamessiah. SOCIALISM SUCKS!
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We’re not awarding actual success anymore. We’re rewarding “good intentions”.
What a fuckin’ joke. He’s accomplished nothing. He’s forever in campaign mode.
Nobel Peace Prize means nothing. Just look at it passed winners. Terrorists like Arafat and another I can’t remember his name in ‘02, I think, or was it ‘04? Carter, worse prez ever, Gore, global warming proven to be a farce, Woodrow Wilson, dragged us into WWI when nobody attacked us.
BIG… FUCKING… JOKE!!!
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Dead Ed? Why are you ranting about this shit here? Who is going to ready something that long on this site? Are you insane? Get your own blog, or something. You’re freaking me out.
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What can I say? Heartbreaker for hippies. Fantasy for feminists.
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I’m so behind on the news, I only just heard that NASA won a Nobel Peace Price for crashing Obama into the moon.
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Nobel.
How swell.
Did Obama threaten to blackmail?
My Nobel.
Nobel.
You smell.
Did you meet Osama?
But you can’t spell. Stupid Nobel.
They love!
They love you!
THEY LOVE YOU!
You award deserves a pat.
‘Cause you’re tied with Arafat.
Better grab it and go.
I think you’re slow. Knows the Olympics mixed it too.
Nobel.
Oh hell.
Why not throw in Dave Chepelle
as well?
Braindead Nobel.
I will say the only words I know
that you’ll understand.
#*!@/’!
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Does anybody else find it ironic that the Nobel Peace Prize was named after the guy that invented dynamite?
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Dead Ed,
I’m sure you’ve heard the news — Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. It’s a stunning, if not truly surprising, indication of just how meaningless a once honorable and respected award has become.What has President Obama actually accomplished? It is unfortunate that the president’s star power has outshined tireless advocates who have made real achievements working towards peace and human rights.
Even the normally fawning media have expressed shock at the clearly political and unmerited award. But the Democrats clearly see it differently, with DNC spokesman Brad Woodhouse stating “the Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists — the Taliban and Hamas this morning — in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.”
Like most Americans, the DNC can’t think of one achievement that the president has accomplished, so they resort to their predictable response and standard playbook of demonizing anyone who disagrees with them.
First they call Americans concerned over health care “rabid extremists” and “angry mobs.” Now, when challenged to answer the question of what the president has accomplished, Democrats are lashing out calling Republicans terrorists. That type of political rhetoric is shameful.
Dead Ed, the Democrats and their international leftist allies want America made subservient to the agenda of global redistribution and control. And truly patriotic Americans like you and our Republican Party are the only thing standing in their way.
Help our Party spread the word about the Obama Democrats’ dangerous naivete and power grab. Please support GOP elected officials as they work to hold the Democrats accountable to the American people for their failed policies and irresponsible rhetoric.
Dead Ed, President Obama’s award of the Nobel Peace Prize puts the cart before the horse. Help us remind the Democrats that trendy slogans and international esteem don’t create new jobs for Americans, reduce the national debt, or keep our country safer in a dangerous world.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Since Barack Obama became President of The United States, on January 20th 2009, the world has changed. In a world ravaged by war and conflict, terrorism and hate, Mr. Obama stood up to be counted. He made the decision to continue the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. To keep the troops out there on the battlefield. Sadly, since his inauguration 329 U.S Soldiers have lost their lives, alongside United Nations comrades, and many more foreign civilians and enemies. Sorry, drifted abit there. Anyway, the winner of the 2009 Nobel Peace Price goes to …….
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shoot more of the murdering bastards, give the prez more awards!!!!!
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Pirates? That’s BULLSHIT, not one of them had an eye patch, peg leg or even a fucking parrot on their shoulders!
They were ni…..
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Somali want a cracker…
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