Obama Takes Slight Dip In Polls
The latest CelebJihad.com presidential tracking poll shows Illinois Senator Barrack Obama’s poll numbers dipping slightly over the weekend, with Arizona Senator John McCain gaining .00000000000000000000002%.
In unrelated news, a recent poll shows that the Church of Scientology has seen a 25% decline among African-Americans.
Special thanks to Joe S. and John P. for help with this report.
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