Obama Grants Wesley Snipes Conditional Pardon

Obama Wesley Snipes

Actor Wesley Snipes who is currently serving 3 years in federal prison for tax evasion is about to receive some good news. According to sources in Washington DC, President Barack Obama will be issuing his annual Martin Luther King Day pardon, and this year he is considering giving it to Wesley Snipes.

Obama has taken a lot of heat from the black community for not doing enough to help the plight of African Americans during his presidency. His Martin Luther King Day pardon is a way for him to give back. This year Obama has chosen Wesley Snipes because according to an aid,

“Lets face it that brother is dark. He could leave a hand print on coal. If Wesley Snipes was riding a motorcycle he’d get pulled over for having an illegal tint. What better way for the President to help black people than by pardoning the blackest one around?”

Of course the Presidential pardon does not come without a caveat. Obama is going to require that Wesley Snipes converts to Islam by tax day April 15th or risk being re-incarcerated. Our White House insider explains the reasoning behind this condition,

“As a child growing up in Kenya, Barack always took such comfort in the teachings of Islam, which he has carried with him his whole life. One of his dreams has always been to make America into a Socialist Muslim theocracy, and by forcing Wesley Snipes to convert to Islam he is getting much closer to making that dream a reality.”

  • CNN sucks

    Snipes deserves it.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    If wesley does convert to Islam; he will still have to ride at the back of the caravan.
    It would, however, be better if he moved to africa with all the other “Jungle Muslims.”

    The middle east is already over crowded, and he would be happier anyway, living in Kenya, with his own tribe.


  • theheadchimp

    America is fucked……….Just look at a picture of your president. He looks like Aunt Jemima. You stupid fuckers deserve a jungle bunny like him. Even good ole boy Wes doesn’t want to pay taxes to support a bunch of parasitic googles.

    • westside willy

      What the fuck gives you the right to call any motherfucker by that name you cockgargaling racist muther fucker. Pretty easy to hide behind a computer screen and play the role, but if ya got balls I dare ya to say that in front some balck dudes or even me for that matter. It’s like Duff Mckeagen of Guns n Roses said” Whats a matter you pissed of cause your dad gets more pussy than you? Fuck you, suck my fuckin dic! You wanna antagonize me mother fucker, antagonize me mother fucker! Get in the ring mother fucker; and I’ll kick your bitchy little ass!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        backside willy

        You are one stupid google.

        Eat shit and die mofo

      • IHateCelebs

        Ooh, look, a monkey trying to speak English! How cute! Someone throw it a banana.

        • IHateCelebs

          Aimed at westside willy. these comment reply buttons suck.

    • Road Dog

      It’s sad that people like you ( your mind frame ) exist. We can agree to disagree, but to stoop to that level is ignorant. Something is wrong, it’s just too bad you don’t know what it is. My Brother from another mother.

      • Road Dog

        To the head chimp! goes my comment.

  • theheadchimp

    westside willy
    You ignorant cocksucker give me your fucking address you gutless bastard. Anybody that would quote Duff Mckeagen of Guns n Roses is a fucking retarded nitwit. And anyone that can’t spell DICK correctly is either a stupid wigger or a lazy google. So which one are you? A parasitic google or a cocksucking wigger? As fucking ignorant as you are there isn’t any other choice.

  • IHateCelebs

    Wesley Snipes is of course best known for his scintillating performances as “ambulance driver” in Critical Condition, and as “Silk” on Miami Vice. It is nice to see that the Kenyan goat-herder currently masquerading as the American “president” has nothing more important to do than to pardon such an esteemed thespian.

  • johnny

    WHo writes this shit? better yet who believes this? I would be glad if he does pardon wessley but adding the muslim part seems like some some tea party BS.

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      We do not drink tea here you stupid asshole.
      And for your information, this site only reports the truth.

      • you are retarded

        Read the dis-claimer, it pretty much says everything on here is false or exaggerated.

        Alluah akbar my nuts

        • Abdullah The Butcher


          Your birth certificate has a disclaimer, it says: This illigitimate mofo has a fucked up brain due to one parent being a drug addicted crack whore and the other being a stupid, meth addicted google.

          Eat shit and die asshole