Noah Cyrus Is Too Damn Sexy!
Miley Cyrus is about to turn 17, and frankly, it’s showing. Age is taking its toll on her once perfect body. She’s clearly hit the wall, and in another year or two she’ll be an old hag like Lindsay Lohan.
But luckily for us, help is on the way! Meet Noah Cyrus, Miley’s sexy 9-year-old sister. This past weekend Noah was driving all the boys wild with not one, but two sexy Halloween costumes, both of which featured trashy makeup and black leather knee-high boots!
Clearly, Noah is comfortable in her sexuality. That come-hither smile and those knowing glances show that she’s not afraid to use her raw sexuality to her advantage.
I predict she’ll have photo spread in Maxim sometime next year. Unfortunately we’ll have to wait for her to appear in Playboy and Hustler thanks to this country’s ridiculous child-pornography laws. American’s will let a woman vote, but they won’t let a nine-year girl take her top off? You’re all a bunch of hypocrites!
What’s the big deal? Mohammed had a 9-year-old wife, and he turned out pretty damn good. As my uncle Ali back Saudi Arabia used to say, “if there’s grass on the field, play ball…provided she is a virgin from a respectable klan and her clitoris has been removed.”
you disgust me
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Paedo!
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now this is sick.
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Aw, dude. Sexy? Aw, dude.
I tell you what, though, she’s cuter than the Snuggles Bear roasting a little pony.
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what is wrong with u dude? leave the girl alone, its her parents that shud be blamed
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Hey guys!
Duh!
I think he’s joking….
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Following my comment last week about the Holy Qur’an, and about muslims this week, and the large number of private messages from muslim members of this site that followed it, I would like to make the following statement:
“Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur’an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bombing and violence.”
OK, there – I said it. Now can you and Durka Durka please stop sending me death threats?
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bit much? me thinks so.
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is this supposed to be funny? i could report this
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Why don’t you report the girl’s fucking parents first you dumb fuck.
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why dont u u prick
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Because you’re the one bitching.
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Sexy? Her head is bigger than a basketball.an she doesn’t even have HDT*
*hair down there
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You’ve checked?
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LOL Fucking funny i always enjoy reading your post and “if theirs grass on the field play ball if not turn her over and play in the mud.” LMFAO
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She’s just as ugly as Miley. She’ll get her own Disney Show and they’ll fix her teeth don’t worry.
Sluts ahoy!!
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what is wrong with you? she is 9
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It looks like she is training to be a real slut.
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Hey Jimmy. Mohommad’s wife was 6 when he married her.
And do you know, why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?
Because he was a pedophile.
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Hey Jimmy. Mohommed’s wife was 6 when he married her.
And do you know, why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?
Because he was a pedophile.
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Alot of people claim to see the Virgin Mary in everyday objects, such as toast.
You may not believe me, but I see the prophet Mohammed every time I wipe my ass.
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I just saw a box of Hannah Montana Kleenex tissues. Now, is it me or is that just the greatest invention ever?
Anyway…
New miley Cyrus DVD: $14.99
Tub of Vaseline: $2.99
XL Box of Tissues: $1.99
The look of disgust on the cashier’s face as you pay: Priceless
It’s a shame she’s 16, though. She used to be quite a looker.
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this is to cute sam you need to go home whith your mom and spank her ass
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