Nick Jonas Goes On Cheap Gay Cruise
Earlier today Nick Jonas threw on his most gay tank top and jumped on board the SS Penis for an extremely low budget gay cruise.
Nick Jonas came out of the closet, more or less, last week when he was photographed prancing around with a male purse or “murse”. Ever since then the runt of the Jonas Brothers litter has become more bold in his gayness.
Nick’s gayness is quite understandable since he has been forced to sing and act since childhood, but what is not forgivable is his cheapness. Nick Jonas is a famous celebrity with millions of dollars he should be able to afford a much more extravagant and flamboyant cruise than this.
I’m sure there is a certain appeal to a gay man being packed on a small boat with a bunch of other dudes, but wouldn’t Nick have a better time on a more spacious ship were he can run around on his tippy-toes with pink feathers trying to tickle the other boys? I mean I seriously doubt that clunker of a ship he is on has the capacity to make more than a few mojitos an hour, and I really doubt it even has a spanking station in case a boy gets too naughty.
Nick Jonas has got to realize that being gay is not easy, and you have to invest the money to do it right if you are going to be successful at it.
whoever wrote this is way too obsessed with Nick. Has it ever occured to you that you don’t need the biggest or the best to have an honest good time, infact the best things in life cannot be bought. Nick Jonas is an amazingly talented 17 yr old. Why don’t you quit hating on him and get yourself a life you loser!!!
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way to go Rhonda :)
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your gay for actually wanting to write a whole article on him. if you hate him so much then dont say anything about him. your just jealous because you dont have millions of girls chasing after you asshole.
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LOL this ish is so dumb but it makes me laugh so hard. I’m so sorry, Nick J.
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Plz stop being mean to him . People who call other people gay
are just acualy afraid of them selvs because their sexual
orrientation is bent and not a straight line. Im being nice right now.
Besides…. Thats a fishing boat.}{}
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Wow, three replies, no…the ONLY three replies on the same Post. Are you hatin’ on the writer or lovin on the singer? Confusing isn’t it? But I’m sure you’ve been “confused” before.
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hahaha this made laugh sooooo bad Nick GAY HAHAHA that like saying KEvin is gay and he is MARRIED LOL!!!! nicks amazing its not his fault most guys arnt like him this site is just lame and cant take the fact TRUE gentlemen do exist
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Nick is not gay & the bag he carries is for his medical needs for his diabetes. stop being such a douchbag. Why don’t you pick on the ultimate gay guy Perez Hilton & leave the Jonas’ alone.
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Youi got it all wrong, thats the Good Ship Lollipop and all those strapping young sailors are waiting eagerly for their opportunity to see how many lics it takes to get to the gooey center of a teeny pop
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Now, that’s a real “Meeting of the friends of Dorothy”
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He’s not gay, that’s a fishing boat, and the bag is for diabetes supplies. If you were rich you’d waste money on expensive things everytime you leave your house? Interresting. Aside from all that, do you have a problem with gay people? Whether he’s gay or not doesn’t matter to you does it? If he was gay would that give you reason to make fun of him? Your answer to each of the questions would probably be yes. Lay-off the kid and find something you like to write about.
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I sense from the effin attitude of this creep that he’s a gay brat who works the men’s cologne department at JC Penney!
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“I mean like omg guys that is soooo not nice. Stop hating on Nick because he’s like super talented! He’s even like, won awards, like for his super talentedness and stuff. I saw him on E News and he was like super nice so you shouldnt be so mean. What are you? Some kind of like stalker or something?”
Does no one realize that this is for the most part satire and for the remaining part just plain funny? Jesus people get an education.
Just found this site and love the articles. Funny as hell!
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This is stupid. Get a life. How dare you judge and insult someone who is obviously richer, smarter, mroe talented, and BETTER than you are yourself? Hmm?
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lol this is a funny story but i doubt that a boat would be named ss penis and the story is obviously made up. lol
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obviously most of the stories on this site r made up by someone that could never be famous so they have to make fun of people that r famous. i doubt a boat would ever be named ss penis by the way. lol
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This is stupid, he isnt gay. anybody that says the Jonas Brothers r gay, might want them to b gay and hook up. Nick is gay, it was a fishing boat. Now, I only know GUYS who go fishing! no girls. and his top, It was soo HAWT on him, and it bought out his muscles. xD
for what I have seen, this sight is GAY, and STUPID.
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Nick Jonas is not gay. And don’t call him a runt. He is not a runt.
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who care what Nick Jonas is. The writer obviously wants to kiss Nicks butt hole. He can’t so he builds fantasies about him… actually projecting his own gayness and desire for Nick. Just leave the 17 yo alone.
Your a stupid bitch.
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I think i would like his butt when he is 18 and I’m not even gay.
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I love the fact that only 1 person has commented over and over XD
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no surprise here. jihadest are all homos.
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What is wrong with you! (whoever wrote this) Nick is in no way gay, he’s dating a girl for Christ’s sake! And this isn’t a cheap gay cruise, he was going on a fishing trip with some friends! Jeez, you just had to go find a picture and then turn it into a little article from your twisted mind! Please, if you hate him so much, why can’t you just keep those terrible thoughts about him in your head!
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anus anna
Who the fuck are you, his homoqueer damage control queen?
It is an established fact that all them jonas brothers are flaming butt-pumpers and they often go out dressed as women.
Don’t come here making outlandish accusations when the truth cannot be denied.
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Kudos to Nick!!!
The “attitude” in which this story was told, will ring very negative amongst the GBT communities throughout the States. Did you ever for a moment think how many simple plain old-fashioned gay men and women there are in this world. Did you ever think how many men with HIV/AIDS, breast cancer, etc., are the people that could use a vacation. Just being out on the open sea and breathing the ocean air would be healthy for anyone. And I think that the majorit of the glbt community would agree with me. So why don’t you book a gay cruise on the Queen Mary II, and I hope you and Mary II enjoy being alone!
Love your screenname as well…Dhurka Dhurka….Why not change it to the more appropriate byline of JHERKA JHERKA.
You are an offensive being…(and I did not preface “being” with “human”
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