Nic Cage Arrest A Human Rights Violation

Nicolas Cage arrest

Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested this weekend for something called “domestic abuse”. After reading the police report I was shocked to find out that “domestic abuse” was simply Nic Cage exercising his Allah given right to straighten out his mouthy wife with a few body blows.

By arresting Nic Cage for beating his own wife the United States has committed yet another human rights violation. In accordance with the teachings of the Qur’an, a man’s wife is his property and he has an inherent right to control her however he sees fit.

It is now more clear than ever that the Zionist controlled American government has no respect for Allah’s laws, and will continue to persecute great men like Nicolas Cage who dare to exercise their rights. The American people must rise up against these tyrants, and let them know that they will no longer stand idly by while Big Brother tells them how they can and can not discipline their women.

  • zillaman

    nick. what happend you foool? just make shure ghost rider 2 is better thsn 1…

  • i hate victoria justice

    bitch had it coming

  • zillaman

    nothing new for nick. still he has done some cool films…

  • Gayboy

    The gay community will not tolerate this hAnus act by Nicolas Cage.

    His punishment: An all male gangbang with 10 black men…and one white man (me).

    As the gangband concludes we will all dump our cum inside of the Qur’an smearing it with out heavy loads. That shall make Allah very proud of us gays.

  • shabalalala

    i dont know who wrote this article but sincerly man, beatting your wife is not a human right , could it be your wife your son your grandma or some guy its not a human right . you re a retard thinking you “own” your wife, your mind still live 1000years ago. Human rights is for everybody and not just you dumbass, you own your live as much as your wife so try to behave like it .

    • Open the Scroll

      Sham alama ding dong, you clearly have not read the Quran. ALL woman shall be subject to their owner’s (men ) .This upstanding man is well on his way to accepting ALLAH and the word’s of Mohammed. I predict future displays of his dominance, ALLAH willing…..

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      Human rights are for Muslims. You degenerate infidels are just a bunch of subhuman mofos….filthy ape-men who have no rights…except the right to die.

      And let me tell you something dumbass….life was good 1000 years ago…and it will be that way again…after Islam takes over.

      Suck on that asshole!

      • Imam Khalid of Basra

        Allah’s laws are the only true laws. These homoqueers better recognize that fact or we will burn them alive in their gay gloryholes and Starbucks.

  • theheadchimp

    What a dumbass you are, if you don’t own your wife who does?

  • nefertirising

    dear Almostbraindead writer,

    US is a federal state governed by the law. If mr. Cage had been in a religious state, maybe i would have agreed with you. Until then, read some more and try to get out from that immense pile of ignorance you are in. All the best!

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      Your niggerbabble has no place here, abid.

  • theheadchimp

    nefartirising nitwit
    “US is a federal state governed by the law.” What kind of a stupid statement is that? Don’t post such an immense pile of ignorance you dumbass.

  • zillaman

    fuck you chimp who cares what the fuck you have to say at all motha fooker? you hate the us. you hate Americans you hate yourself.. so just shut the fuck up take your own advise bitch boy take a midol hell take the whole bottle and hope you fucking die little fucking tard bitch boy cumguzling FAGGOT,.. dont post such immense pile of ignorance you FAGGOT…

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      zillafag…the back-door bandit.

      You are the biggest , gay-talking homoqueer, this site has ever seen.

      • Westside willy

        abdulah the gay follah and the I give head to chimps chump have had a torid love affair with each other for some time. I also heard that the are not Muslims rather under cover scientoligists that were promised anal penetration from Tom Cruise or Travolta if they succed in infiltrating the world of the ” Normies” as the call us. By the way stop spreading your pubic crabs because the have syphylus and Joe Jonas’s pre-pubescent crotchular region has been over run wtih your pestulent vermin since your last late night rendezvous

  • zillaman

    Right! O.k abubulla coming from you’ king of homoqueer’s, .. haha, you silly faggot if you don’t want to be the king of homoqueer’s then Chimp, or even Scroll can take over just like THAT’….

  • michael zombie jackson

    another song for celebjihad. gonna get thing’s right’, we gonna turn out right. oh ho’ and if you don’t get right we gonna have to fight, na na na, na na na na, wooo o.k gona be, gonna be, a beutiful sight, big bright lights in the day and in the night woooo gonna turn your desert in to glass the, oh ho gonna moonwalk on the glass ohh yeaahh gonna droop the M.O.A.B, on you na na na, na na na na na na, ohhhhhhhhhhhh””’ thank you, thank you, i love you too,…

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You are a dumbass homoqueer and your song sucks ass.

      When Islam takes over I will see to it that infidel songs are banned.

  • michael zombie jackson

    i will shove my glittery glove up your ass and moon walk alover your sorry ass butcher boy.. ooh sorry i need to calm down, my decomposing body is fragile and have to be calm.. watch out butcher, i know what what can make you smile besides a dick in your ass.. a good song that is . have to go now and when i come back i will sing you the song….