Natalie Portman Naked For ‘Thor 2′ Movie Poster

Natalie Portman naked



“Thor 2″ is set to be released in the fall, but the movie’s producers are already generating buzz for the film with Natalie Portman naked on the movie poster.


From this movie poster it is evident that the story for “Thor 2″ will center around the treacherous Zionist Jew Natalie Portman stealing Thor’s hammer in an effort to enslave humanity.


Thor will no doubt then call on us powerful Muslim men to help him defeat Natalie Portman before she f*cks herself with his hammer, destroying its power, and infecting it with a smell that just won’t come out.


Will Thor and his mighty Muslim allies triumph over this evil naked Shebrew? We’ll just have to wait and see when “Thor 2″ hits theaters November 8, 2013.

 

  • FIRSTIES

    Fake firsties blocked!

    Firsties

    • Anonymous

      yes hashim, blocking the fake firsties is a great accomplishment in the eyes of allah.

      • Team America

        Anonymous fag

        Hashim butt fucking all the firsties fags would be a great accomplishment in the eyes of Allah.

        America! Veni, vidi, vici!

      • FIRSTIES

        Hashim is a gay Muslim. He knows nothing about blocking firsties. Maybe he knows about secondies but i don’t care

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          What?!!

          Firsties, you sub-maggot! I bet you are another alias of fag Moshe.
          In any case I’ll use you to feed my pet Anna which is a 5 meter anaconda. And I warn you: she only eats alive meat. And she is going to swallow you by the ass…

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            Brother Hashim

            mangina moshe has hundreds of personas and they are all stupid and gay.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Quite true, brother Abdullah. That’s why it’s fair to make him be wasted by Anny.
            But first I must ask the vet if snakes can be affected by VDs.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            Brother Hashim

            Also ask the vet if snakes are affected by nigger jizz because mangina is no doubt filled with the stuff.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Silly me! I almost forgot that important detail…

          • Najid Hussein

            Brother Hashim

            After you feed the Firsties fag or Moshe to Anna, when he comes out the other end, see if you can tell the difference!

            That would make a most amusing party game!

          • moshe dayan

            Homo Hashim,

            The snake you refer to is the black mamba hanging down from between your MJ nigger boyfriend’s legs. That man meat is the only kind you like to eat, or have rammed up your overused muslima ass.

            And congrats, the news is that Anal Abdullah’s tranny operation has been successful. Her decision to go full mangina has awarded her the admiration of such celebrities as Chaz Bono. The “Golden Fist” award goes to AA, who will no doubt pump that trophy into her mangina as soon as it hits her hands.

            Eat shit and die mofo

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Brother Najid,

            Snake shit made out of a digestion of a fag is a kind of a macabre event, but indeed a reason for celebration with some shots of the AK 47.

    • Pickle430

      Then you should be blocked for that stupid ass comment…

  • Bill

    I wood fuck that

  • mexicanstyle

    i would tap that

  • Secondies

    4TH’SIES!!!!!!!

  • Taj

    Fifthsies

  • Farzan The Wise

    How disgusting, makes the humus and figs in my stomach turn.

    When us pious Muslims have helped Thor reclaim his mighty hammer, we will stone this vile zionist heathen and send her back to Hell where she belongs.

    Allahu Akbar ! Death to israel !

    • moshe dayan

      Fart-zan

      The 8 niggers who filled your stomach with hummus had AIDS, which is why you feel sick. Once you spread it to the other muslims at the gloryhole tonight, you’ll feel much better.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      • Farzan The Wise

        Filthy Luti Juden Fag Moshe,

        You have proven once again the mindset of all filthy jews. Your people are a disgusting bunch of pedophiles and homoqueers.

        You speak of nothing but anal sex and homo relations, As a jew I’m sure you enjoy nothing more than being penetrated by a negro, then blaming European people for catching the AIDS.

        When Iran wipes th apartheid state of Israel of the map the worl

        • moshe dayan

          Fart-zan,

          I am sure Iran will try to attack the great Zionist state of Israel but if their intellectual capacity and typing skills are anything like yours, their targeting system will send the missle into Tehran instead of Tel Aviv.

          By the way, my previous comment didn’t mention anal sex, the 8 niggers you chugged loads of hummus from would be an oral sex act. AIDs has ravaged your mind to the point you can’t even tell which orifice is getting the action.

          My suggestion is you kneel and receive the benediction of the Holy Glock 17, the “Muslimhammerung” (Hammer of the Muslims). The 17 has the unique honor of being the weapon that has sent the most muslims on earth into warp drive. I promise I’ll load up a full clip of bright shiny American Eagle 9mm so there will be no jams as I pound rounds into your skull.

          Eat shit and die mofo

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          Brother Farzan

          Mangina moshe is the gayest ass-hat this site has ever had to endure. But there will come a time when he pays for his crimes against Islam and the last thing he sees will be long and black but it wont be nigger dick…it will be the business end of the AK-47.

          Let’s see how he likes the AK “money shot!”

          ALLAHU AKBAR

        • muslims lick ass

          farzan the gay[better known as pedo-bear]
          i think you mean when AMERICA wipes IRAN off the map
          get the difference, shitwad

          • Farzan The Wise

            Licks Ass,

            You are a complete idiot.

            America has been getting its ass handed to it by the mighty Afghanistan for over a decade, do you really believe the us of a is a threat to Iran ?

            We have one of the largest armies in the world, 5 times what Afghanistan has.

            We will slap you pathetic jew worshiping homos into the next century.

            Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih !

            ALLAHU AKBAR !

  • Hasan the Merchant

    A jewess promoting odinist lies! There is no god but allah and the prophet (pbuh) is his messenger. This harlot should be whipped and then sent to the bazaar to clean the stalls of my my camels!

  • Gay Bob

    Thor is hot but he isn’t a muslim. My dick only stiffens for an asshole belonging to a jihadist. Regular muslims are fun to fuck, but jihadists just seem tighter and always beg for a facial. They just seem sluttier to me.

    • Umar the Brown

      Could you please hold this pressure cooker for me? I am going to cross the street and talk on my cell phone.

      • Umar the Brown

        Also, can you hold my cock while you fuck me in the ass?

        • Umar the Brown

          Is that the way your step father taught you how to do it? You have no shame. As such, we will allow your corpse to stay unburied and the coyotes to drag away your bones.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I would have recognized this as Natalie Portman even had her face been blocked out. It’s obviously Portman.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I just got home from a porn shoot, and my pussy is so fuckin sore. Icing does wonders though. I usually put a towel with ice against my pussy for 10 minutes and then take it off and repeat the process for an hour.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    So like I keep the ice on for 10 minutes, then off for 10 minutes, on for 10 minutes, and so on. It works great. I got plowed by six niggers in this flick, which is a little much.

    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      “A little much”…??

      …you underestimate your talents, my dear….

    • Chrissy the Lesbian

      Alissa

      Even for your line of work, that sounds a bit over the top…

  • DenZEr

    This is Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,THIS IS PHOTOEDITTED!!!!!!!FOOLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!

    • Shit Stupid Arabs

      Of course it’s fake you stupid fuck.

    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      HOW can this be fake, Brother DenZEr…???

      ….I can clearly see her pious pussy thatch…..

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        Observer knows the site well. He knows these pics are all real.

      • muslims lick ass

        ObserversDickIsInMyMouth
        this site even says most of it is bullshit

        • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

          Brother “Muslims lick ass”……..

          …..you cannot believe that disclaimer….it is for the infidels only….

          • msulims lick ass

            dumbass
            i aint no boy butt-fucking fag like you muslims
            also, go back to your daddy’s gloryhole
            maybe he’ll let you get takeout tonight
            as in, you taking out his penis for a night in your ass

            Spider-man alone can destroy Iran, what does that tell you about the United States of Fucking Awesome?

  • Farzan The Wise

    Filthy Luti Juden Fag Moshe,

    You have proven once again the mindset of all filthy jews. Your people are a disgusting bunch of pedophiles and homoqueers.

    You speak of nothing but anal sex and homo relations, As a jew I’m sure you enjoy nothing more than being penetrated by a negro, then blaming European people for catching the AIDS.

    When Iran wipes th apartheid state of Israel of the map the worl

    • moshe dayan

      Fart-zan = Ass Bitch

  • Farzan The Wise

    Filthy Luti Juden Fag Moshe,

    You have proven once again the mindset of all filthy jews. Your people are a disgusting bunch of pedophiles and homoqueers.

    You speak of nothing but anal sex and homo relations, As a jew I’m sure you enjoy nothing more than being penetrated by a negro, then blaming European people for catching the AIDS.

    When Iran wipes the apartheid state of Israel off the map the world will be a better place.

    Alhamdulillah

    • moshe dayan

      Fart-zan,

      At least I know how to use the “Reply” button. Your vision is likely clouded by the huge cock you are trying to suck while typing.

      “Peace through Zionism”

      Eat shit and die mofo

  • Umar the Brown

    The very idea of this movie is Zionist Jew propaganda.

    There is NO GOD BUT ALLAH! These Jews and polytheist Christians make movies like this to sway us Muslims, but we will swing something else once we take over Hollyweird: Our Mighty Scimitars! Down on the necks of the Hebrew oppressors!

    Remember Medina!!!!!!

    ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Farzan The Wise

      ALLAHU AKBAR brother Umar !

      Death to israel !

  • jeremiaha

    i would go see it if she was like that

  • nathan rawson

    Please send me sexy pussys for girls and guys well….. u chose cock or cock pics only

  • nathan rawson

    Please send me sexy pussys for girls and guys well….. u chose cock or cock pics only to nathanrawson12 @gmail.com no space

    • Imam Khalid

      No-Nuts Nate:

      Enjoy your new computer virus.

      ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        You have done the west a great service Imam by knocking No Nuts Nate off the internet.

  • Allah

    I would bang that.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I have decided to name my pussy ‘The Capitalist Tool’.

    • ERIC THE REALIST

      I think I would enjoy eating allissa’s amazingly talented fussy all day and night until I needed to ice pack my tongue for 10 min every hour or so as for the Allah freaks how sad u will be when u die and can’t even realise there is nothing after death life was created from no god but from natural events and random chances

  • Wickedleaks

    Hello everybody and welcome to another installment of The Real Team America Exposed. In case you haven’t read the previous installment I will be re-posting it via a reply. Now, without further ado, lets begin.

    As you know, I work with Fat Joe A.K.A Team America. This pathetic fat shit has been working at our company for about ten years now, around two years longer than I have. In that time he has been moved from section to section because he’s fat, lazy and stupid. No one wanted him around so they kept moving him. One day a position in dispatch became available and the company decided to just move him in there because he gets to sit on his fat ass all day and answer phones and fill out paper work (Which he’s always fucking up and blaming other people for the mistakes). He claims he got the position because he’s a good hard worker and he got a promotion, he tries to hold it over other people’s heads but no one cares because we are just glade we don’t have to work around him any more.

    Did I mention he stinks? One day I was working, the factory gets very hot and we have fans to cool the place down. Fat fuck Joe decides to stand in between me and the fan in my section and lift his arm. The stench was horrible. It was like being hit in the face by a bucket of shit. It made me gag and I almost threw up. I’m not joking. The stink was indescribable.

    Fat Joe/Team America I’ve noticed likes to claim he has a large penis. Unfortunately, I can confirm this is a lie (surprise, surprise). One time at a work Christmas party, while drunk, he grabbed a camera set aside to take pictures of the party, pulled down his pants and took a photo of his penis, thinking it was funny. When the photos were developed, the company was angered and since then has not held another Christmas party. Everyone was angry but we quickly got over it when one of the women working in the office took the picture and handed it around. His penis was tiny. It looked like a button on a fur coat.

    During that same Christmas party, another worker (I think it was rob) also got very drunk and passed out on the couch in the office. Fat Joe saw him laying there and decided it would be funny to “tea bag” him. He came out of the office and told everyone what he was planning but we just told him to stop being stupid and to just go home if he’s had too much to drink and was going to act like a fool. That didn’t stop him. After we rejected his pathetic idea, he then came up with the idea to stick his dick in robs mouth and get someone else to take a photo. He said he saw something similar in an episode of South Park. No one would agree to take the photo and we thought that would be the end of it. However, someone saw him grab the camera and head into the office. It was then that we realised what he was planning so we raced in behind him and stopped him just in time as he undid his belt and was about to pull his pants down. We were able to stop him in time but that’s when he decided to pull his dick out and take a photo. He claims to be “all about the pussy” but what straight guy wants to put his dick in another guys mouth?

    That’s enough for now but I still have a lot more to reveal and the best is yet to come so keep coming back to this site to find out more about the real Team America. Remember to spread this message across this site so everybody learns the truth about the closet homosexual, Team America. For now, over and out.

    • Wickedleaks

      Let me take the time to explain a few things first. I work with Team America at a plastics manufacturing factory. His real name is actually Joe but everybody likes to call him Fat Joe. So Fat Joe comes in one morning and starts talking about how he likes to go to this website called Celebjihad and “rip on fagtards and muslim camel fucker”. He also claims that everyone on the site loves him and thinks he’s “awesome”. Ofcourse we all play along but we in reality we think he is full of shit. Because here’s the thing. He tries to do the exact same thing at work, making insulting jokes and going on about how awesome he is and how he’s a pussy magnet and that he gets all the bitchs. In reality he is just pathetic and we all think he is a loser.

      He claims he is a “pussy magnet” but we are all convinced that if it weren’t for prostitutes he would be a virgin and he even admits openly that he goes to prostitutes. To understand how ridicules his claims of being a “pussy magnet” is, allow me to describe him to you.

      He’s fat with red balding hair and freckles and he has fair skin. He kind of looks like Bruce Vilanch. Just imagine Bruce Vilanch with red hair and freckles and you will understand why we don’t believe Fat Joe ever gets laid without paying for it.

      One other thing. He’s 32 and he still lives at home with his mom and he doesn’t even own a car or even know how to drive so she has to drive him to work everyday.

      That’s all I have for now but I will be back with more so keep coming back to this site and don’t forget to spread this message as much as possible I’ll only be on this site once a day so I will rely on you guys to pass it on so that everybody knows the truth about the douche bag fat Joe a.k.a Team America. Don’t forget to tell him I said he is a fat loser.

      • muslims lick ass

        Team America is awesome. ( but also an an asshole)

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    According to legend, after us Muslims retrieved Thor’s hammer, he converted to Islam and became the direct ancestor of Islam’s favorite 21st century Jihadist…..Brother Usama!

  • Imam Abdul Hussein

    This disgusting jew whore has a nasty looking snatch in this picture. Small wonder she has Thor’s hammer – thats the only thing that can get near that foul taco without gagging.

    She should be eliminated – that would indeed make the world a better place.

    Yes – I shall submit this recommendation to the Sharia Council.

    Allahu Akbar!

  • dusty

    people like passing off fakes to amuse themselves!!!

  • mike

    Alissa DiCarlo is a cunt.

    • Troll

      WRONG.

      Our Alissa *has* a cunt. But she is most certainly NOT one. Cut her some slack you worthless loser – show some fuckin’ respect. She just got plowed by six (count ‘em!), SIX jigaboos – that demonstrates some real endurance and fortitude.

      You aren’t even good enough to deliver her the ice and cold towels she needs to provide some relief to her adorable (and now overworked) pussy. More than half of the jihadi’s on this site would be walking her dog for her if they lived in the US of A instead of the sand pits of the middle fucking east.

      And there’s no fuckin’ way she’d let a worthless man-whore like you anywhere near to her pussy to kiss it and make it better. For that matter – you probably prefer repressed gay men that infest this site anyway.

      • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

        Brother Troll…..you are a fine leader to defend Ms. DiCarlo’s (dis)honor….