Natalie Portman Caught Masturbating Video
Natalie Portman was caught on video touching herself in her bedroom.
Since Natalie is part Jew this should come as no surprise. Jews are notorious onanists. If they can not keep their filthy Jew hands off other people’s land and money, they definitely can not keep them off their own disgusting genitals.
Natalie Portman is probably thinking about Israel’s illegal occupation of Palestine while fiddling her bean in the video below. I’m pretty sure I heard her moan something about the West Bank under her breathe.
Yes not only is Natalie Portman a covetous Jew, she is also a chronic masturbator. While there is no known cure for being a Jew, the whole masturbation thing can be taken care of easily with a quick circumcision of the clit.
Let us hope Natalie Portman gets her clit chopped off before she learns that the Jews caused the recession and stole trillions of dollars because if not she’ll never be able to stop finger banging her Jew hole to the thought of all that stolen Jew money. Allahu Akbar!
Niiiice
From which movie is that ?!?
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It’s from Black Swan, not home video… just saying.
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It was originally a home video that she recorded for her own pleasure, but in her craving for money the filthy Jewess sold it for $5 to be used in “Black Swan”.
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You shitheads, I’m from Canada and I don’t like queerbirds like you. All she is doing is touching and feeling her own pussy, you guys are real assholes because i f your married like I am, you can have sex instead of being and ignorand gaybird, so eat shit and die!
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Another dumb fucking Canadian eh? I feel sorry for your poor wife being married to such a dumbass. But she probably oinks instead of talking anyway. Does she squeal during sex?
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Only an american would make such a self rightous infantile remark! I don’t know if you noticed but americans are the spoiled little brats on this planet, and it won’t be long before the rest of the world stops coddling you and changing your overflowing fast food shit filled diapers. I would rather be a Canadian any day, at least we don’t PRETEND we are compassionate, we actually are. It is pretty sad when one of your richest most powerfull women is a blow hard know it all by the name of Oprah Windbag, when other countries have true heroes to worship, not fat media icons that take pleasure in money not people
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backside willy
The closest thing canada has to a hero, is Dudley Do-Right, and he’s a fucking cartoon.
Eat shit and die mofo
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You stupid canadian asshole
Why don’t you sneak across the border and buy (or as you canadians do….steal) a dictionary?
I’ll tell you why, you are too “ignorand” to find the fucking border!
You are one lame ass, nonspelling motherfucker.
And do not steal my catch phrase, you jew loving piece of shit, or when Islam takes over canada…you’ll suffer even worse punishments at the hands of Jihadists.
Eat shit and die mofo!
ALLAHU AKBAR
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oh yes Canadians are the ones who can’t find the border! what was it that the american blonde bombshell (i’m using american blonde bombshell as a synonym for retard here) was asked in that pageant? why can’t (paraphrasing) a fifth of americans find america on a world map? I think miss south carolina answered (not paraphrasing) “because we all is a buncha filthy good fer nuthin inbred jew people!!!”
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jimmy
Fuck you and all other canadians.
I agree that the hillbillies from south carolina are as dumb as Jihad is strong but that still doesn’t minimize the retardedness of canadians.
Let’s face it…all you north american infidels are equally stupid.
Eat shit and die mofo
ALLAHU AKBAR
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Khak ba sareh tu Abdulla The Butcher, you are no muslim and are no better than a pseudo jihadist troll making light humor and ridiculing the muslim faith. The words you say are not blessed by your “Allahu Akbar” and Allah will make sure you suffer for your insolence throughout your life.
You fakes could not recite the full Quran.
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You are a stupid allah praising piece of shit, you will burn in hell at the hands of satan
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Haha stupid Americans. I’m Canadian and live in the US and this place blows. You all have ur heads so far up ur asses ur too stupid to know it. Canadians rule! Free health care! GREAT WEED!! What does the US have to offer other then fat ugly people and war. Hahaha
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Free health care what a cheapo
We Americans actually make money and were not all fat or ugly dumbshit
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by mohammed’s beard! is it jacking off time already?
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Anybody stupid enough to pick Obama for a screename deserves 40 lashes………..
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Hey Obama, just because stupid Americans elected your illigitimate Kenyan-born ass, even though their laws say you can’t be President since you weren’t born there, doesn’t mean that we at CelebJihad are stupid enough to listen to your jackoff talk.
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Uh, hate to burst your bubble, guys, but that was staged for “Black Swan”. Your righteous indignation would probably be taken more seriously if you applied the truth once in a while, otherwise, you’re just trolling for negative attention.
Add more verifiable truths instead of supposition and rhetoric, so when people look at your words, they’ll get what you’re trying to say instead of being reminded by a line from Shakespeare, “‘Tis a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
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Yeah people, scene from a movie. Shut up about nations and ethnicities, you’re just making yourselves look like fools when you talk like that.
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Shut up, nigger.
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How about all of you just shut the hell up?
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Michelle_Obama
Picking a porch monkey screen name says it all……………
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What anti-Semite wrote this? What website put these comments up?
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I am with you. How the hell can a video of a sexy women masturbating possibly spark a debate about religion and what country is better? What kind of a world is it where we cant just agree that its hot?
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You haters out there really sound like a bunch of ignorant fucks. Especially you Adolph, I mean Abdullah. Asshole.
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dd
You need to learn some manners, and show respect for your superiors, you stupid piece of infidel filth. When Islam takes over…assholes like you will be a thing of the past.
Eat shit and die mofo
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I just saw this all I see and hear is bullshit crying don’t like it,don’t like look at it You don’t like the USA don’t come to it
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usa
We muslims like the USA…it is the americans we do not like.
When Islam takes over, all you infidels (the ones that are left alive) are going to be relocated to Yemen.
Eat shit and die mofo
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quantomo mo bay NOW!! 2 muslims for the price of one! great deal
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Hey abdullah the bitchy does your ass get jealous about the amount of shit that comes out your mouth (keyboard)
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You Guys are so full of crap. Can a Muslim ever tell the truth? No
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joe
Here is some truth for you; you’re an asshole.
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lmao is this abdullah serious with this islam take over i mean its the funniest shit eva it will never happen im laughing so hard at this cock head im in tears plain and simple another dumb fuck wishing to take over the world its fucking pathetic just reading this makes me wanna cave his head in and if i ever met him i fucking would
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drug addict
Let’s see if you laugh when your neck is being sawed in half. Ha…you’ll be screaming like all americans do when us Muslims are slaughtering them.
Islam is taking over. Get your head out of your ass and face reality.
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Is this a fucking terrorist site or something?
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Islam is dying, and when i say islam im referring to Al Qaeda it’s only matter of time when Osama gets killed and your fake god is forgotten.
And before you accuse me for being a Jew or Catholic, or a Catholic Jew, gotta tell you I am Atheist.
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krotch
Shut the fuck up asshole.
Your deluded fantasy cannot be substituted for the truth, and the truth is this; Islam is taking over.
Go ahead and deny Allah in this world but you cannot avoid your punishment in the next one…which for you will be hell.
Eat shit and die infidel atheist
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Islam will never take over. You area bunch of sand nigger pieces of shit.
Your prophet is a faggot. Mohammed is shit.
You believe in a fairy tale. That makes you equivalent to children.
Death to all religious extremists.
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totally agree 100%
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Hayzoose
You wetback piece of shit illegal. Unless you are a citizen your fucking opinion aint worth dick……….
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Guys… i’ve never thought website like that could exist…
Worst, i had no idea of existence in earth of people like fucking dumb funny Abdullah “the butcher” (hello i’m mohammed “the cleaner” :) ).
Allah must laugh his head off. Abdullah, you’re completely useless. Guys ! Help Islam, hang him.
Thank you for the show LOL
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infidel!
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Canada sucks because there are too many muslims.
muslims like war and hate jews… nobody cares, i hope you get diahrreah
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Canada sucks because there are too many Canadians eh?
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lousy arab sand niggers
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winning
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Islam retards, and Allah is a fuking Jewbag!!
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rat-ass
The illegal drugs have retardified you, you piece of shit.
And your filthy commentary has just earned you a fatwa.
eat shit and die mofo
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Hey guys, can’t you see that “Abdullah The Butcher” is just acting like the most hilarious moron to make us all laugh :D Thanks, Abdi, for putting on this great show – can’t wait for my fatwa!! Serve it lukewarm and with a few strawberries on the side, please.
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ahahah love how you muslim fucks keep blaming jews for everything, and mate… take over canada when you learn how to run your own country useless fucks!
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THE ONLY PALESTINE, AND EVER WAS, IS IN TEXAS. IGNORANT ARABS.
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john asshole
You are too ignorant to even insult.
I would bet 100 camels that if you had a DNA test done…it would show your mother fucked a gopher.
eat shit and die trans-species hillbilly
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I do not approve of your behavior
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asshole
My brothers in Afghanistan killed 36 of you infidel assholes after a redneck in florida burned a Qur’an.
What do you suppose we would do to someone impersonating Allah?
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u tell him bro
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Hey you nigger cocks, go fuck your ass filled aids with broken baby bones, you all suck cock, because lincon was the worst mexican ever, so go fuck a middle norther eco friend waffle fuck, you nigger faggot fuck bitchs
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My dick hurts because russian suck nigger faggot cock, and ill fuck and cat with to armpit dicks, so go kill your selves with a jew baby, and fuck the jews, that’s what jesus would of done, killed all of them, because stalin is the best hitler ever you nigger cunts, fuck taco bell
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john and jimmy
You two are a first for this site….homoqueers on crack.
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I will fucking murder u like my uncle in the army is murdering all of you extremist friends. I have no problem with middle easterns but I hate racist retards. Under are skin we all are the same. You a disgrace to your country and your religion.
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That is sooo hot. I am now completely turned on… *follows Natalie’s lead*
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You all need something better to do with your time and belief system. Jihad is nothing but a tool for the Vatican ( Vatis Caun = Divining serpent) and the secret societies. Divide and conquor, or thesis VS antithesis to bring synthysis.Islam and Henduisim were created by the Johanists of the Catholic church, a new form of catholic faith to convert into and destroy the true religion. The NWO is coming, and it will not be controled by Jews. Sunday keeping by LAW is the MARK OF THE BEAST. Also, Jesus will not step foot on this planet until the 3rd coming. The Antichrist (SATAN) will land in a UFO and step foot on this earth and pretend to be the COSMIC CHRIST. Paul said that there were many antichrists… ANTI means in the place of…. So today who are standing in the place of Christ, the Papas, the “holy fathers”. The Catholic church is the whore, and the western state powers are the 2 beasts. One she sits on (europe). The other inforces (USA). Evolution is one of many occult doctrines of the catholic church. we will evolve into gods? YES check it out. Salvation through self inlightenment = the religion of Cain lives. The MASONS say that their highpriest is he who wares the breast plate……and who does? The Pope. Now you know who the most powerful man in the world is. He controls it all…
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shithead
You are one crazy talking motherfucker.
Let’s see if you talk this bullshit when you are getting your head sawed off.
Eat shit and die mofo
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what the fuck is that pic of Emma.who made that fuckin’ fake photo.kill your self.:(((
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what the fuck is that pic of Emma.who made that fuckin’ fake photo.kill your self.
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wtf is upp wit these muslims. is this part of osams secret stash
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You extremist “Muslims” are just like the kkk,extremist “Christians” . And I have killed so many of those in Iraq…..with a smile on my face!
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crap this is from black swan not real
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fuck the hell off ans stop jerking off to a scene in a fucking film!! Geez you guys are such twats!!!
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Then why hell are YOU here? To bitch about shit? No one gives a fuck. You are such an ass and a disgrace. Leave the damn web site alone FUCKER! STFU, AND GET THE FUCK OUT. Simple.
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Why is there no Arab women in movies or Porno? I understand covering the faces to hide the feminine facial hair but they can’t all be hideous can they?
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One adjective that defines Simon Wilby is smart. He is the CEO of Smart Power, Inc. He developed
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Hi I’m Muslim and I live in America. I love it
Here and would defend it to the death, stupid shits like that Muslim freak up there make all of us look like shit. I’m here to say were not all like this and Allah would seriously frown upon his regretful actions. He is truly a dumbass and on another note I’ve been to Canada as well and it’s basically America with nicer people but a little less diversity. So to summarize fuck that Abdullah guy he’s delusional and he will burn in hell.
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ASSHOLE AMERICAN
you lying Balla’ El Air (that means cock sucker for you non-arabs)
you are a no Muslim, you’re just a queer westerner pretender trying to denigrate us real Muslims.
when Islam takes over, we’ll be looking for you…with our AK-47s.
Eat it…..Ibn al khara!
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Well everybody is putting down canadians look at americans thry have 64 mcdonalds just in minesotta grow up and quit saying crap like that fools!
CANADIANS ROCK… Eh?
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You do reliase that islam is a peaceful religion but you terrorist shitfaces think that your religion is best most muslims think otherwise eat shit and die mofo
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this article is fucking racist and horrible. This is why religion is a bad thing. By the way a clitoridectotomy is not in any israeli law, read your own book.
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