Natalie Portman Bent Over Nude

Natalie Portman nude

Actress and Israeli Mossad agent Natalie Portman gets naked on all fours in the photo above.

Clearly Natalie Portman showing off her bare hindquarters is a Jewish trick to try and take advantage of us virile Muslim men.

There is probably some contraption stuck in Natalie’s vagina to ensnare our enormous Muslim manhoods. Holding us in place while her Zionist friends rummage through our tunics, stealing our dinars and dried figs.

Of course us Muslims are far too smart and find nude women like Natalie Portman far too unattractive to ever fall for this slutty Jew trick. Besides if we ever did bang Natalie Portman you better believe we’re going in dry up her butt, and making it hurt.

  • The Real Prophet

    Firsties miss me homos

    • Jamal

      Everyone who wants this asshole and other ‘firstie’ assholes to stop with this bull shit..give a thumbs down to his post

      Give a thumbs up if you want this mindlesss charade to continue

      • Jamals Pimp

        Why are you here wasting your time looking at fine naked women, Put your wig back on and go make me my money bitch don’t make me slap the shit out of you.

        • The Real Prophet’s mom

          How many times have I told you not to fuck with muslims?

          Now Mr Jamal will rape me again..and its all because of you!

          I wish you never came out of my vagina..(sob)

          • Jamals Pimp

            You speak blasphemy women as I know Jamal does not posses the means to rape anything or anyone. His pecker was mauled by pigs when he was a lil lad. So his only use is sucking cock at glory holes.

          • The Real Prophet’s mom

            There you go agaiin you 13 year old prick. Stop before I disown are grounded as it is.

            Honeyyy..come here..look…your son is using the pc again. Spank him darling ( Also..he wet his bed today as well )

          • Bubba

            Now that is the Natalie I remember. We dated doncha know?

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil says

      The Real Manure is back. What a joy!

      It stinks to shit and to shit too.

      Any way: real manure is a compound smarter than this mofo, because it has flies, which have an IQ bigger than this brat.

      This idiot is a living proof that West is doomed.

      • The Real Prophet

        Hasich the boy rapper

        Why must you always speak of IQ when stupidity is written all over your face. Your ignorance is proof the east will never prosper and be nothing more than camel humping rock throwing queers. Now go run and get your suicide vest on before my drones locate you and blow your shit to pieces.

        • Rasool

          The Real shit that comes out of Satans’s ass

          In a world of would have been prophet no doubt

          In today’s world are worth as much as my camel’s poop..

 that you have learned what drones are you will surely pass 5th grade..and when you do be sure to leave you cock sucking days behind

          PS- Your drones???? Paper planes are NOT drones little boy… will fail in the 5th grade again..Tch Tch

          • The Real Prophet

            Rashh ass

            Why are you all up on these smelly boy rapping fags nuts. If only your whore of a mother would have aborted your smelly ass, this world would have no doubt been paradise without you in it. Now we must entertain your stupidity until you carelessly end your own life with an IED, that day can’t come soon enough.

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil says

          Real Manure,

          Soon you will be volunteered by us, righteous Muslims, to die as a martyr.

          Of course you will not go to Heaven nor earn 30 virgins (they would have no interest for a shemale like you, any way).

          But you’ll make a favour to mankind and vanish forever.

          • The Real Prophet

            Hashin the boy rapper

            Goes to show you how stupid you all are to believe that a martyr would get you 72 virgins alone would make any sane logical person call Bullshit! However the none educated camel humpers like you really believe that shit.

            ps. literally too stupid to insult.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil says

            The Real Manure,

            Don’t talk to me with disrespect, you 404 brat.

            No sad fart kaffir like you is allowed to talk to a pious Muslim that way.
            For sure you are too idiot to understand that you are risking your life behaving that way…

        • John Grande

          where did you get the boy rapper at?

          • John Grande

            eye ask beecoz i like young men to come in an chokes me while i take my weekly chower.

          • The west is the Best

            John Grande

            Because he is Hashim the destroyer of boys assholes the known boy raper of Tikrit.

    • Umar the Brown

      Who are these “me homos” to which you refer? You sound like a homoqueer pirate.

      Soon you will walk the “plank”homoqueer pirate, with the plank being a 2 x 4 to which we will nail your feet. Then we will lower you into a pit filled with Nile crocodiles. You will be the first human they have eaten in a few weeks, so once again you will be “firsties.” Homoqueer.

    • Gentleman Jim

      She is really beautiful.

    • Jamal

      The real Pro-shit

      Look at that! The number of Thumbs down is already in 2 digits and way higher than the thumbs up (Thumbs up given by you yourself and your faggot friends..goes without saying)

      I am sure the message is quite clear case you still don’t get it I’ll say it out loud


      Get it now?

      • Imam Kahlid al-Ashari

        Why can these infidels not take a hint, Brother Jamal? Are they really that addicted to being abused?

        The West is truly filled with masochistic homoqueers.

        We’ll conquer those perverted cowards easily.


        • Jamal

          Perfectly put brother always.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      I’m 100% Italian American but Ill still take a GOOGLE creampie in the ass if the money is right.

  • ObserversDickisaFatwa

    No “contraption” can ensnare my muslim cock………a goat’s ass??? that’s another story…..

  • The Guy with the EyE

    FIRSTIES!!! lolz

  • mayhem


    • Vivian

      Mayhem, your statement doesn’t make sense, at all.

  • Jihaadddd

    Yeah keep the slutty bitch in that position, except lift her up a bit so a virile muslim man can go under her so he can thrust his cock deep into Natalie Portman’s pussy while another angry muslim takes position on top of her and rams into her asshole and makes her scream with each thrust. While Natalie Portman is screaming in pain while getting Double Penetrated by the most powerful muslim warriors I would shove my dick into her mouth so the sweaty naked harlot will stop screaming. We’ll release our cum in the sex whore and switch positions to give Natalie Portman the longest and most brutal fucking of her life.

    • LolTurkey

      Yesss, send the bitch to a muslim military encampment so each troop can blow their load all of her slutty sweaty tits and use her as a dick warmer

      • Rashimbo

        Lol you guys are fucked up but I’d do the same to this hore. If only this bitch was forced into a room with a bunch of criminals… Natalie needs to be gangraped and gagged while it happens, but first her pussy should get finger fucked by everyone while she’s tied down mmmm thats what hoes are good for!

  • The person with a name

    My eYe man/dewd/dawg (what ever is appropriate to you western worlders, please prepare you anus because it is time for all infidels to be stoned

  • Niko Bellic

    To Administrator, Archacnar and Umar the (insert color here),

    It has come to my attention that there is some serious impersonating of me floating around this site. To clear things up;

    Firstly, I am NOT pete.

    Secondly, I posted on this site that I was leaving for good (Niko Bellic’s Last post on Celebjihad says:) and left, but eventually came back to humiliate grand fag pete once more.

    I can’t remember when I came back, but anything posted after that for a short while was impersonators.

    There’s no need to search for my comments or my impersonator (fag pete)’s comments, but if you insist I won’t stop you.

    KKK is gay

    • John Grande

      No one cares, puto. Theees eez a satire website. Eeef the senor above wants heez drama, go to some homosexual site.

      • Tyrone Shoelaces

        Mofo Mex Grande

        Yous da stupidest mofo on dis site yous need ta goes to da homo site cauze yous want da dick so mofo goes to da fag site or i slap yous face wit my BBC.

    • The west is the Best

      Grand dragon niko/pete bellic

      What a line of crap you fucked up when you posted as grand dragon pete then left the grand dragon avatar up when you posted as niko.

      • Grand Dragon Pete

        West fucks man ass best

        You dumb mofo.

        I ain’t no nuts Niko. For saying I am……you have earned yourself one serious ass kicking.


  • Word of wisdom

    This lilith must pay for that obscene ornament in her hair, made of charred Palestinian child skin.
    It is the latest trend in israel.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Gorgeous vagina. Slluuuurrrppp.

    • Tyrone Shoelaces

      Dumd ass Dicockho

      STFU bitch dat vag ain’t gonna looks good after i works it out wit my BBC dat jew ho gots da stinkin pussy anyways.

  • Zamil the Extreme

    Look at that beaten snatch.

    Disgusting to think that most american men find it attractive. This whore must be sacrificed for Allah! Lets get everybody up to Mecca and sacrifice her with our holy stones. I love to lead these riots.

    For Allah!

    • Imam Kahlid al-Ashari

      Indeed. That is one smelly axe wound this Jew harlot has.

      Looks infected and the only treatment is the stones.

      • Tyrone Shoelaces

        Iam a homo kahlid

        Ugly mofo muslim what is da rolling stones gonna do fors dat bitch nothin dats what she need my BBC.

        • Zamil the Extreme

          Tyrone retarded name

          Obviously you are one the illiterate “african americans” that I keep hearing about. What a fine specimen of stupidity it is. Get off this site before you start to think too much.

          For Allah!

  • cabdulci maxamed

    scott free productions with a shadow SS means self hate and I have seen endlessly num nums didn`t script mumbers or most of his trash so he jumped

  • The west is the Best

    Why do you homo muslims post pics of this smelly jew bitch/ when you rather see pics of things like tyrones dick or a tranny bending over with a homo muslim dick up it’s ass.

    • Edward

      west is the best fool, why are you the biggest douche to post to this site? Many commenters are assholes, but you are the biggest douchebag ever recorded.

      • The west is the Best

        Edward the gay

        If wanted to hear anything from you I will beat it out of you In other words I don’t care what a little flea on a goats ass has to say anyway your on the wrong site this is not a homosexual site.

  • CelebWanker

    She is so hot. I want to lick her asshole and then push my hard cock into her ass. Once im finished fucking her asshole ill pull out my cock to cum on her face.

    • Rashimbo

      We shall tie her to a bad and have our way with her. She will beg for our mercy but we will continue to fuck her and pull her hair with brutal efficiency.

      • Rashimbo


      • NotGay

        And then deep throat her penis?

        • Name (required)

          Not Gay

          You are quite funny for a homosexual guy

          Its sad because , we could have been friends if you weren’t gay

  • Moshe Dayan

    A fine example of Jewish genetic superiority. Just look at that perfectly formed gash. Oy Vey. Of course its a sight thats enough to send the muslim fags on this site screaming in horror as they retreat to the safety of their dancing boy’s ass.

    Eat shit and die mofos

  • Hafez El Assad

    We must either stone her or behad her in a soccer stadium.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Sometimes I wish I had a dick so that I could see what pussy really feels like. Maybe Freud was right. I have penis envy. I mean I have a pretty good collection and some even squirt, but there’s nothing like the real thing.

  • Edward

    Every straight guy wishes he could insert his penis in there. It’s entapment!!!

    • The west is the Best

      Edwart the gay

      And every gay guy like you wishes he could stick his dick in a glory hole with Justin Bieber on the other side.

      • Ignorance

        The fact you are saying this means you have thought of it
        Hmm… I’m beginning to wonder who’s gay here

  • philippe

    you know i will for ever love beautiful matur sexy woman like that,i think she’s a very gorgeous Woman!

  • Endy Johnson

    She is gorgeous, yes.

    • Abdul Rasul

      Your a fucking faggot

  • Devlin

    I usually don’t comment on here but this woman is really beautiful.

  • indian firework

    Fuck u all those who upload fake photos

  • islams worst nite mare,,

    aw ha, just so you remind you muslims ! that lil country of israel the size of a peanut , can destroy all of you terrorist at the blink of an eye , so i would talk nice to jews who own you !

  • Angel of ….

    You people are sick.I am a girl.

  • Allyboy

    Not bad…

  • Allyboy


  • bconlinecoupons

    Danke für dies Schnäppchen, das Bereich hat mich interessé wahrhaft viel. Grace hinein dies Angebote habe ich neuste Sachen entscheident gelernt, ihre ich keinesfalls kannte. Danke, bravo und Respekt.

  • ur a bitch


  • norman normal

    Most Muslims prefer taking it up the butt.