Naked Rihanna Named Sexiest Woman Alive 2011

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A magazine has actually named Rihanna the “Sexiest Woman Alive” for 2011, and no it was not National Geographic, it was the homosexuals at Esquire.

How anyone can even call this slutty she-beast “sexy” is beyond me. Rihanna has an enormous head, a grotesque body, and the personality of a meth addicted whore. She couldn’t sexy her way out of a wet paper bag!

Of course to thank Esquire for giving her the title of sexiest woman Rihanna got naked and covered herself in leafs and shit for some photos for the magazine. Not surprisingly they came out as sexy as she is, which is to say not at all, as you can see below.


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  • theheadchimp

    Google please…….This abomination named Rihanna isn’t even the sexiest primate alive. Esquire magazine hasn’t been anything but a piece of shit rag for the last 50 years. I think they meant to say Stinkiest woman alive for 2011. She covered herself in leaves and shit to hide the stench but it didn’t work. I can smell her thru the computer screen and it ain’t pretty………

  • Kassan

    Demi Lovato shat on those leaves, the joke’s on Rihanna.

  • ahhgmed

    Those aren’t leaves, Swamp Thing pulled it out and came all over her.

  • williehilton

    That monkey should be back in Africa where most all of the blacks belong. I am so sick of the googles and the n word crap. They are the most racist people on the earth and people let them get away with it.
    Make those idiots that we have to put up with learn english and raise the learning standards so that idiot race learns to add and subtract. Also be nice of some of them know how to read..

  • headchimpisajackoff

    God, I would lick every inch of that silky cocoa. Ahhhhhhhhh, I just blew two nuts.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      jackoff king

      Don’t brag about sucking cock on this blog.
      Us Muslims are disgusted by you pecker popping homoqueers.

    • theheadchimp

      You are a jackoff alright
      Anybody that would lick that nasty bitch has a bad case of coprophagia and you need serious help. That bitch is so ugly she went to the zoo once and the zookeeper thanked her for coming back to the cage on her own.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    That’s what Esquire gets when they let Tarzan and Cheetah judge a beauty contest.

  • Anubis

    How can anyone find an ugly bitch totally smeared with feces be attractive? Even though I have a strong stomach, I almost puked on the keyboard glancing at the naked simian in provocative whore poses.

    Esquire magazine is a rag that caters to filthy homoqueers that are into bestiality and zoophilia.

    • the fucker

      No faggot you just can’t fuck any girl beside your 200 pound overweight mother so I can see that your cum is the worst cum in the world and you’ve never fucked a bitch

  • Akbar the Gay Rapper

    Is that a gun tattoo behind her titty? What a trashbag…

  • headchimpisajackoff

    Yes, I blew two loads in yer moms mouth, while looking at a chimp. Says alot about yer mom! I forgot your culture fucks sheep and goat. My apologies.

    • theheadchimp

      I would rather fuck a goat or a sheep before I would fuck a google. They don’t stink as much and have a more pleasant personality. Plus you tell me a sheep isn’t prettier than Rihanno, they are white and she is black, and they don’t have tats….

  • headchimpisajackoff

    You would rather fuck sheep because thats all you could fuck. We all know your just a fat piece of shit hiding behind a computer.

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      Shut up you inbred moron.
      No self respecting sheep would ever consider fucking a twelve toed jackass like you.

      Stick to boning your three-eyed sister and keep your stupid comments to yourself.

  • jay

    i too would lap up every ounce of cream that comes out of her

    • theheadchimp

      jay the google
      What you think that pig shits buttermilk? It must suck to be as stupid as you.


    Oh yeah, oh yeah aaaaaaaaaaaah!