Muslims Get Bikinis Banned From Miss World Pageant

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In yet another great victory for Islam, under pressure from us righteous Muslims the Miss World pageant has agreed to eliminate the bikini portion of their competition (source).

As the holy Qur’an teaches us, the female form is an abomination and must be covered at all times. By agreeing to ban bikinis the Miss World pageant is on the right path, but they still need to make a few more changes if they wish to be halal.

For instance the Miss World pageant must also do away with the question and answer portion of their competition. To suggest that a woman’s opinion holds any value is extremely offensive to Islam.

Instead Miss World should incorporate mule skinning, well digging, field plowing, and blowjobing into the pageant, so that the true worth of these women can be accurately evaluated.