Movie Review: I Was Worth 50 Sheep

50 Sheep



Summer is fast approaching and that means one thing here in Hollywood, big blockbuster movies. However, one movie this summer will surely stand out above the rest, and it is called “I Was Worth 50 Sheep”.


“I Was worth 50 Sheep” is the story of a brave man named Golmohammad, and his struggles to find a good wife. After he had to kill his first 2 wives for disobediance, 50-year-old Golmohammad purchases 10-year-old Sabere for 50 sheep and some waste land.


Of course Golmohammad overpaid for Sabere, but as every guy knows, when you see a 10-year-old girl you like you tend to do silly things. Golmohammad did his manly duty and courageously impregnated Sabere 4 times, but Sabere was defective and miscarried each time. So Golmohammad did what a man should do, he beat Sabere for having an unaccommodating womb.


The movie starts off with Sabere having just abandoned Golmohammad by running away, and hiding out with her family. Of course she is still the property of Golmohammad, and he is rightfully trying to kill her so that she will learn to not disobey him.


Will Golmohammad find and kill Sabere? Will Golmohammad ever find a proper wife? You will have to see for yourself when “I Was Worth 50 Sheep” hits theaters. This is a definitely the can’t miss film of the summer. Check out the trailer below. I give it 4.5 IEDs out of 5. Allahu Akbar!


 

  • moromierda

    muslims know best

    • BigCock

      Mother knows best. Moron.

  • camel fucker

    not even worth one sheep

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    If Golmohammad is going to loose a wife that took years to train; then he should not only get his 50 sheep back, he should also get an extra 50 goats for his lost investment.

    All I can say is, what a disgrace to Islam. It’s a really sad state of affairs when a decent sheep herder can’t keep track of a woman, he bought and paid for with good livestock.

    This type of thing would never happen in Iraq….a real Muslim country.

    ALLAHU AKBAR

  • Gayboy

    I bet a white man could keep her happy. Let’s be honest, she ran away because the mans penis was so small. Why can’t you dumb mooslum men understand this? From what my straight friends tell me, a man controls a woman by giving her great pleasure, something no mooslum woman will ever know being married to a mooslum man.

    You dumb sand niggers should attache a brick to the end of your cock in hopes for some growth. You should all pray to Allah for larger penis’.

    Death to Islam!!
    Death to mooslum men!
    May every mooslum woman be pleasured by the largest of black cocks!!

  • Salaam the Sandal Maker

    There does seem to be too much disobedience in Afghanistan right now. Did you see the way Sabere’s mother was talking to Sabere’s father. In my clan, that would result in the mother receiving a hurling of twenty 10 pound stones. If she were still alive afterward, she could be instructed how to avoid such punishment in the future.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Salaam

      I totally agree…in my city of Tikrit this type of disobedience is unheard of.

      I’ll tell you the mistake Golmohammad made….he treated her too well.

      You know what they say; spare the rock and spoil the wife.

      I hope this is a wake-up call for any Muslim who doesn’t punish his women enough.

      • http://www.celebjihad.com Durka Durka

        Abdullah I agree Golmohammad was definitely spoiling the girl. However, you have to find the right balance when punishing a wife.

        I’ll admit I’ve gotten carried away before when disciplining and left my wife disfigured. Of course I did the honorable thing and killed her before she could bring shame upon me for being ugly, but I was unable to recover all the goat’s milk and camel pelts I had spent on her.

        In these tough economic times one can not afford to just throw away wives so easily.

    • BigCock

      Either you’re a troll or a moron.

  • haha grow up assholes.

    grow up people. muslim my ass. have no clue as to what a muslim stands for. in fact abdullah i bet you work for celebjihad . what a dumb ass website. come of it now, or do you plan to live the rest of your life like real muslim whore. can only do what they are told to do. muslim have some fucked up brain washed whores that would do whatever it takes to get the fuck out of that sand lot you muslims call home.. and to come to the great usa. to fuck like never before with real men. not some camel piss breath idiot.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      asshole

      You sound like a filthy nigger

  • theheadchimp

    he’s sexy. i can give that man what that whore can’t.. and i’m worth a chicken..

    • Open the Scroll

      You are either a coon or a future bath house lover – zilla, happy ,or whatever that whore’s name is you phony douche.

  • Open the Scroll

    Women of the West can learn much from this..you become a true man’s property when you are given/sold too him. This barren poor excuse for a woman should have had one limb chopped off each time she failed to deliver a fine strong Muslim boy then she would have had to crawl her way out with her tongue.Worry not brother’s, Golmohammad’s arrest warrant was only for questioning why he hadnt already disposed of her properly.

  • theheadchimp

    You ranting idiot. You think people give a crap? Good god, please forgive open scroll. He’s maybe 18-20 if that’ because if open scroll is older then holy shit you need to die scroll. Just open your mouth insert barrel inside mouth and have a picture of allah on the floor so you can have that messed up image as your last.

    • Open the Scroll

      you fake name stealing ass fuck, the last image you will see is me caving in your skull with a trench shovel follwed by gayboy raping your lifeless corpse. Die from AIDS already

  • theheadchimp

    Poor thing you.. did I hurt your mangina? You sound’s like a moist quiff. Grow up kid…

  • Mohammeds Taint

    I watched the trailer. It was a transparent attempt by right-wing infidels to portray the observant Muslim in a negative light to a depraved western audience. Fortunately this attempt will be thoroughly ignored by the leftists among the infidels who actually welcome the destruction of their hedonistic homo-worshiping culture. Had the film portrayed bestiality or fudge packing I am sure that even the left (or at least the Sodomites on this site) would have to pay attention. The perverted left welcomes Islam. Shariah will cleanse the west of every muhartiq. Aslim Taslam.

  • sandcoonmuslimscum

    well this is a load of stink!! Asslam Ballaslam.mehh, who care’s? next’..

  • gayboy

    mo, mo,mo. mohammeds tasty taint. you can tickle my hairless ball’s with your beard and stick that finger your pointing with in my asshole, and lick my asshole . finger fuck me please’,, hummm yesss…

  • monkey see monkey dooo

    SCROLL. if you hate homos then why do you talk like one?

    • Open The Scroll

      Monkey Shit, you sound like an ass ranger who loves coon dick yourself. Join Gayboy in the same hole when we bury you and set fire to you two fags to burn the aids from the ground your infected blood will soon soil. ALLAHU AKBAR !!

  • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

    That’s one expensive bitch!

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Osama

      At one time she was worth it….now she is just an enemy of Islam.

      I tell you…the influence of the degenerate west on the women of Islam must be stopped.

      I doubt this wretched female would have had the balls to leave her fine husband had she not secretly been watching “the view” on the internet.

      This is why Islam is at war with the infidels; their stupid lesboqueer bitches are constantly infecting fine Muslim women with their immoral and criminal ideas.

      Death to america
      Death to Israel
      Death to lesboqueers

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • zillaman

    hey stoopid fuck, dident you hear your dead’ asshole….. osama bin DEAD motha fooker. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… fuck you jihad.