Miley Cyrus Twerking Drives Blacks Crazy

Miley Cyrus drops down and twerks her nonexistent ass in a thong in the video above.

As you can see, Miley’s twerking drove a group of nearby black guys crazy, as they immediately huddled around Miley’s bouncing butt and began hooting and howling while throwing money (and possibly their feces) at it.

This Miley Cyrus twerking video proves that the abids will be easy to defeat once us Muslims invade the heathen West, for if they put up any resistance it can simply be overcome with the sight of even the most unpleasing ass bouncing up in down. Once they are satiated by our twerking we will be able to coax them into their cages with the promise of government welfare and packets of grape Kool-Aid. Then its off to the salt mines and fig plantations with them.