Miley Cyrus Tweets Doggy Style Pic

Miley Cyrus doggy style



Miley Cyrus just tweeted a photo of herself waiting for a virile Muslim man to come pound out her hindquarters in the doggy style sex position.


As a converted Muslim Miley Cyrus knows that the holy Qur’an states that a man must only have sex with a woman from behind.


Of course a true Muslim woman would be lying completely still with her eyes downcast while tears (presumably of joy) gently roll down her cheeks. However, Miley Cyrus’ mistakes can be easily corrected with more practice, and a few lashes with a whip made from stiff Nile reeds.