Miley Cyrus’ Sex Scene In ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

Above is an exclusive first look at Miley Cyrus’ sex scene in the new “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” movie which opens in theaters next week.

As you can see, in the movie’s climatic final scene Miley Cyrus slowly tongues Leonardo’s green mutant turtle dick. Of course this scene sets up the remake of the sequel “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” perfectly.

The rebooted sequel will no doubt pick up with Miley Cyrus finishing off the Ninja Turtle, and taking a load of his glowing green ooze to her face. This will lead to Miley developing superpowers, which she will use to twerk “Shredder” and his minions of evil into submission.

Undeniably this is a thrilling twist on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle franchise, and one of the most original ideas to come out of heathen Hollywood in years.