Miley Cyrus Rehearses Being A Martyr

Dedicated Jihadist and proud Muslim woman Miley Cyrus was photographed rehearsing her own martyrdom yesterday.

As you can see in the photo above Miley and the fellow members of her sleeper cell are practicing their post suicide bombing poses. Their burkas were obviously blown off their bodies when the martyr vest exploded, but notice how gracefully they are laid out in death. No doubt this will be very pleasing to Allah.

Leave it to a perfectionist like Miley to work out every little detail of her martyrdom. With all this practice I am sure it will go off splendidly. Allahu Akbar!