Miley Cyrus’ Nipples Get Hard On Way To Mosque

Miley Cyrus nips

Miley Cyrus was photographed on her way to a Mosque in West Hollywood yesterday for a vigorous afternoon prayer session.

As you can clearly see in the photo above Miley Cyrus is super excited to be going to a Mosque… you know because her nipples are hard.

It is great to see a reformed gutter skank like Miley turn her life around by embracing the teachings of Muhammad, and accepting Allah as her lord and master. Miley Cyrus’ enthusiasm for our faith is both inspiring and erotic, and I for one would like to thank her for her devotion.

If Miley Cyrus continues down this righteous path I have no doubt that she will make a lovely servant girl to strong Muslim man, or Insullah she may one day find herself in the harem of a powerful Shek. Truely that will be a blessing for her. Keep it up Miley! Allahu Akbar!

  • theheadchimp

    You call those nipples????? I’ve seen freckles on a frogs ass that were bigger than that.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    When I first gazed upon her pert nipples…..I immediately was reminded of the many “beady eyed Jews” that have contaminated all lands of this world….and I became motivated in a “big and throbbing” way to turbocharge my Jihad against the corrupt, land-grabbing, “beady eyed” Zionists and trashy homoqueer westerners.

    I have to say that Miley’s nipples are like mini RPGs and have incredible Jihad stimulating powers. She is truly blessed by Allah.

    Thank you Miley…… for inspiring me to become a better butcher.


  • Ali bin-Fuqrab

    While they are quite a Allah-pleasing sight that Miley’s so worked up for worship in our collective Islamic faith. But i gotta say they’re not real nipples (and it’s not real excitement for the Islamic faith) unless they look like a cork ready to be popped with a little thumb-tweaking. *twing*

    Yet it is still inspirational nonetheless that she’s on the right path to paradise by being a faithful Muslima.

  • Joshua

    I would love for those things to find their way into my mouth!

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      STFU you vile Zionist!

      How dare you speak of Miley with such disrespect.
      She would rather be ravaged by shaved apes than for one of you filthy Jews to even look upon her for 1 second.

      Miley has dedicated her body to Jihad and only Muslims are allowed to gain inspiration from her magnificent booty and perky tits.



        you dumbass, she isn’t going to a mosque

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          Come to Tikrit and say that….you faggoty infidel.
          I will rip your cowardly heart from your chest and feed it to my dogs.


            she ain’t going to a MOSQUE
            DUMB ASS !

            what the fuck are u gonna do wannabe pussy?

  • miley ia a whore

    ugly pig

  • theheadchimp

    Of course she was going to a mosque. If you read it on this site then it is true. This site only posts truthiness. If you don’t like the truth then close your eyes when you visit celebjihad asshole.


      yeah, you’re not big on the i quotient department are you?

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        The only thing you are big on is the homoqueer quotient.

  • theheadchimp

    DEATH TO THE BUTCHER is another big talker….Fucking stupid pantywaist. Has to abbreviate intelligence with an I because he can’t spell.
    mabe ths be eazr 4 u cocksuckr u kan kis my ass.

  • Ali Baba

    After Miley got back from the Mosque, she partially dis-robed and brought herself to a state of religious fervor.