Miley Cyrus Masturbation Video Leaked

The video above of what looks like Miley Cyrus masturbating has just been leaked to the Web.

Clearly Miley Cyrus had just finished hearing a sermon at her local Mosque calling for the destruction of the Zionist controlled West, and was so overcome with lustful desires for the day of Islam’s inevitable victory that she had to pleasure herself most vigorously.

This Miley Cyrus masturbation video is halal as Miley is not rubbing her sin bits for self-gratification, but out of her earnest desire to see the forces of Islam triumph and purify the Western lands with the blood of the infidel. Certainly an extremely noble and erotic fantasy.