Miley Cyrus Is Trying To Get You Arrested

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I am now completely convinced that Miley Cyrus is trying to get me and every other red-blooded male arrested. How else do you explain all these sexy photos of Ms Jail Bait floating around the Interwebs?


Don’t tell me her cell phone was hacked. I have much raunchier pictures of myself on my cell phone and I’ve managed to keep them from getting out. No, this is obviously some sick game for Miley. She gets her kicks from getting virile cocksmen locked up.


However the joke is on Ms Cyrus. Years of bareback camel riding has left me completely impotent! So I won’t be feverishly violating my sacred region looking at her forbidden fruit.

 

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  • stan

    Your not famous so no one wants to hack your cell phone or e-mail or twitter. I am sure if you were anywhere near as famous as Miley, those pictures you say you have of yourself would have made it onto the internet by now.

    • kevin

      Umm that is the point of the joke. Why would anyone want to hack some weird arab’s cell phone to get naked pics of him? Thus the humor of him comparing himself to miley.

      Don’t feel bad stan sometimes the internet can be hard.

  • Travis Carter

    Damn girl you are super fine. I would tear ur pussy up no joke. u single????

  • Shanaynay

    I Love her she is so fit N fine DAMNNNNN :] I <3 Miley

  • Qwerty

    No, she isn’t, in fact, anyone with any faith in society would hope pervy men aren’t pleasuring themselves to the pictures of teenagers. The very fact that you actually think all men look at these pictures for pleasure makes me want to spit on you, because some people think exploitation of women isn’t actually cool. And yes, using someone’s image, not the person they really are, for your own personal usage, is objectificaiton, and is really wrong. So the only person in this scenario who is at fault are the people looking at these, because half of these aren’t even sexual (cuddling, wearing a bikini, especially on the beach), so shame on you. These wouldn’t be such a big deal if the public weren’t such perves.

    • Derrek

      You are right Qwerty. Anyone who sees something sexual in a pic of a girl in her underwear lifting up her shirt and pouting her lips is a disgusting pervert.

      Damn our sick society for having sexual thoughts when seeing nearly naked girls!

      • mandi

        i must agree;that’s just how men are.

        no offense or anything.

  • jello

    There have been pictures of girls in bikinis for decades…why is it so shocking when it is Miley? She is normal and you are a weirdo…

  • cole

    Some days i love being underage haha

  • matt

    hey, all u ASSHOLES u won’t even have a chance to get 5 feet next to her. u losers r all going down when u die while she’s going to heaven with JESUS. so why don’t u stop and pick up a bible

    • mandi

      you’re aware that the bible is a BOOK?

      it’s not some kind of special relic. it’s a fucking book.

      you’re just another idiot who’s been brainwashed by what your parents taught you to believe.

      do you honestly think that going into a big room with a bunch of dressed-up people who chant at the ceiling and ask some book for forgiveness is going to get you anywhere?

      go read a textbook,idiot.

      and,yeah,miley cyrus is taking 15 year old slut pictures. she’s DEFINITELY going to heaven, if one even exists (which i also feel the need to point out-you DON’T know any more than anyone else).

      i wonder how long before she starts doing coke.

      so,please stop shoving your closed-closeted religious beliefs down my throat. thank you.

      • mandi

        and, just to comment further, mister matt, since you’re SO good and such a CHRISTIAN that lives by the bible,

        why are you looking at the miley pictures and busting everyone else’s ass for it?

        didn’t think about that, did you?

        has anyone ever noticed that the people who leave stupid comments, such as this fine young gentleman, can’t seem to be able to spell for jack shit?

        just an observation.

        • jameson

          mandi you have been brainwashed sorry to say. it may be a book or it may be for real, but the bible speaks the truth and how we should live our lives. whether its real or not, being a christian means living the way the bible shows us, not because we are being told to, but because once you live that way, life is much more rewarding. So you know, i go to church every sunday on my own and im 18 years old. I hate catholic church and will never go to one again on my own free will. my church service consists of a full band with drums guitar etc playin worship songs as everyone sings together. they teach the messages of the bible that show us the most rewarding ways to live our lives. sorry you have been shown the wrong side of religion and yea i didnt feel like spelling correct cuz im not is school. its summer time and it is so much faster to make mistakes then fix every little thing. oh and so you know…99% of people that text or write quick posts on forums or youtube do not try to spell correct on purpose for the fact that its faster to cut words down or type and not backspace and the 1% of people that use proper grammer are 50 years old or older, or just like to start problems.

          • wtf

            LOL, “99% of people that text or write quick posts on forums or youtube do not try to spell correct on purpose for the fact that its faster to cut words down or type and not backspace and the 1% of people that use proper grammer are 50 years old or older, or just like to start problems.”

            Well that’s not true. People who don’t use correct spelling, grammar or sentence structure do it because they CAN’T. And the people who do use them, use them because once you learn these basic concepts of the English language you then have no excuse not to use them.
            You don’t go to church, learn about Jesus, then go home and kill someone, well in the same respect if you know how to type you shouldn’t ignore that knowledge.

  • Chris

    So I guess she traded her “talent” for that body.

  • mandi

    i think she’s exactly the same as every other young, innocent girl who ever burst upon the scene…

    they ALL turned into whores, but claimed to be “wholesome and innocent” at first.

    1.britney spears.

    2. christina aguilera.

    3. hillary duff.

    4. lindsay lohan.

    5. the olsen twins.

    6. vanessa ann hudgens.

    7. miley cyrus.

    nobody is surprised.

    • a whitey

      i dont recall but could be wrong, dont think christina ever played that card, or the olsen twins. also i dont know if i would say the olsen twins are whores. you just pu them them in the same list as lindsey lohan and britney spears?? naw, a bit strong

  • Dead Ed

    Until she starts whoreing around when she’s 18, let her be a kid for now. She’s only 15. She’s experimenting. We’ve all been there.

    Anyway, didn’t Raven Semone just become a mom? Isn’t that why her show “That’s So Raven” got canceled? Why don’t you hear anything about THAT? Because she’s BLACK? Why the double standard?

    • wtf

      It’s not because she’s black, it’s because she’s not famous. The show “That’s so raven” was cancelled because it SUCKED.