Miley Cyrus Is Trying To Get You Arrested

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I am now completely convinced that Miley Cyrus is trying to get me and every other red-blooded male arrested. How else do you explain all these sexy photos of Ms Jail Bait floating around the Interwebs?


Don’t tell me her cell phone was hacked. I have much raunchier pictures of myself on my cell phone and I’ve managed to keep them from getting out. No, this is obviously some sick game for Miley. She gets her kicks from getting virile cocksmen locked up.


However the joke is on Ms Cyrus. Years of bareback camel riding has left me completely impotent! So I won’t be feverishly violating my sacred region looking at her forbidden fruit.

 

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