Miley Cyrus Grows Mustache To Attract Muslim Man

Miley Cyrus moustache

At 18 years of age Miley Cyrus has already almost reached old maid status in the Islamic community, so in an attempt to quickly land a Muslim husband Miley has grown the handsome mustache seen in the photo above.

As every Muslim man can attest to, there is nothing more dignified and just down right sexy than a woman with facial hair. Miley Cyrus should have no problem finding Muslim suitors once her magnificent stache is seen at the Mosque.

Yes I expect Miley Cyrus to be landing a proper Muslim husband soon. Who knows with facial hair like that Miley may be able to pull a Sheik or at the very least a prominent warlord. She has come a long way from being white trash from Tennessee. Allah truly is great!

  • theheadchimp

    That looks like a Dirty Sanchez to me.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    It has finally happened: Miley has embraced “full blown” Islam.
    The transformation is complete. Soon she will be part of a harem and popping out baby Jihadists like no tomorrow.

    I urge all Muslims to congratulate Miley…because she is one of the few success stories to come out of the backward and degenerate usa.


  • miley’s testicles

    miley scratches me all the time

  • NativeAmericanTruth

    This chick has gone NUTSO! She’s all fucked up… now Rita Ora’s on her path. The Creator watches all..see’s all..and will punish all who reap this land for their own benefit. An old Cherokee proverb says “In prophecy, America will come and go.. the same ones who stole this land from my people will destroy it.. and than be destroyed.” The world is about to begin it’s renewal process. An evolution has come.