Miley Cyrus Fat Face In Little Black Dress

Miley Cyrus

By Muhammad’s beard! Look at Miley Cyrus’ fat face in this little black dress. I don’t know why Miley Cyrus has such a bloated face, but I am willing and able to speculate.

The first and most obvious explanation is that Miley Cyrus is already having plastic surgery. Yes she is 17 years old but her face has lived a hard life. Those Disney producers are not going to service themselves after all.

The next possible explanation is that her uncle-daddy Billy Ray drank one to many PBR’s, and took out his failed career aspirations on his more successful daughter’s face.

The final explanation for Miley’s bloated dome is that she is expecting a long cold winter, and is stock piling nuts in her cheeks. This one I think is probably the most likely explanation.

Take a look at these pictures of Miley Cyrus’ stupid fat face in a little black dress and see if you can determine what is causing her bulbous head.


Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus Miley Cyrus


    By ALLAH! I would love for her to store my nuts in her cheeks! After that I would accept her father’s two finest goats and her face would never see the light of day again. Bearing my many children, she would learn what a woman’s place is to a man or she will die trying! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

    • Bob

      Oh great, you’re back.

  • Salim

    Oh this is fake…
    I know what it is, that’s one of these Bobble Head toys they sell in wallmart.
    I have one of these with the face of Osama Bin Laden in my taxi, pretty fun.

  • ohmyguinness

    Good Lord! look at the size of that skull.

  • Ali bin-Fuqrab

    I think it’s the toxic and corrupted air in the dirty kuffar-dom of Los Angeles mixed with what i think Americans label ‘airheaded’. If i put her in a burka i’d also force her to cover up her eyes…that cracked out, vacant look even creeps someone like me out.

  • theheadchimp

    She didn’t swallow and now her head is going to explode….let that be a lesson to you women.

  • Megamileyfan1

    What a load of old rubbish l find on this rubbish site.l can’t believe the horid things l read on this site.l’m a huge fan,of miley’s,so it really upsets me,when l find the crap that you ppl write.Miley is the most beautiful girl,to ever walk this earth.She is total perfection.l just wish you’d find something else to fill the void you call ur lives.Pathetic,all of you.l know where l’d like to shove ur nuts.That would give you a nice high pictched voice,plus make you go cross eyed.You’re just jealous of her,where as you are obviously all loosers!!!

    • Ali bin-Fuqrab

      You lowly American kuffar possess such horrid English skills. You’re not even worthy of a real comment!

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      You are one dumb infidel!

      What do you mean she is perfection?
      HA—She is a no talent hillbilly whose most redeemable quality is being a big whore!

      And furthermore, your whiny comments makes me hot for Jihad, but since I am in Iraq….I’ll just have to give you some heartfelt advice: Go and kill yourself.

      • allah sux my dick

        my name says it all HAHAHAHAHAHA die camel fuckers die….over 50 of you were killed by my people today, tonight we celebrat and drink our great liquors while you blow Lucifer in Hell!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • miley stinks

      u suck megadorkfan

    • Troll

      Lol, don’t like don’t read. I don’t get why the fuck you guys come in this fuckin’ website, knowing that they make fun of people. It’s the same thing as seeing a video called: “Puppy killed violently” and you hate the idea of it, yet you still decide to watch it. Your stupid ass comment isn’t gonna change anything, isn’t gonna stop anybody. The people who agree with you agree with you, but I on the other hand don’t, and since I haven’t before I read this article, your comment isn’t gonna change my opinion. Please stop ruining our fun, stop commenting on articles you don’t like and let CelebJihad do their fucking work.

      • Abdullah The Butcher


        You make an excellent point.

  • miley stinks

    what a fugly troll

    • Troll

      I hear ya.

  • Fat Housewife

    Since when does Mugly Saurus wear clothes to appearances? This little black dress antic is clearly a scheme to appear more modest than her predecessor Britney Spears. Sadly, Mugly lacks Britney’s ability to listen to music producers and tone her nasty screeching voice down, and so she’ll never amount to half a Britney Spears on account of people only care what crazy things you do if you make good music.

  • Gabrielle Lawrence

    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? miley cyrus fat face? shut the fuck up. your sitting behind a fucking computer all day and thats the best you can come up with. seeriosuly? your pathedic. LEAVE HER ALONE she is only 17 and shes so innocent. shes a teenager shes gonna make mistaked and your not making her life any easy by starting stupid rumors and saying outragouse stupid fucking shit. so do me miley and your self a favor get off your lazy fucking fatt ass go to the gym and find something better to do than sit here and make fun of the adorable and simply amazing MILEY CYRUS. love gabrielle lawrence. oh if you have a probelm just simply email me…[email protected] kthanks byee.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Gabby the scabby Lawrence

      Your stupid drug inspired tirade was a waste of time….go back to doing what you know how to do…sucking cock and snorting pills.
      You must realize we Muslims don’t give a shit about the opinions of females…..we only care about the tightness of their twats and how good they can roast the goat meat.

      • Dar al-Harb


    • Troll

      “Innocent”? Never have I laughed so hard at words.

  • Save This Country

    She may be young but the past photos of her (Google images) show her as an experienced young slut. For those of you who say she has a fat face, well I disagree. I say she has a face more in the realm of a “Catfish” (bigger head)!!! Big ass wide mouth (room for big balls). OK ok, maybe I’ve gone too far. I apologize for being rude to someone that doesn’t give a shit who her fans are and just collects money from young boys and girls blind with her looks and bad taste for her “music”. I’m sorry
    that I can;t help myself from dreaming of Miley. Dropping her shorts on stage when she bends over, pick her ass up like a six pack and fling her out onto her idiot fans. All with one hand! The other is holding the rag I’ll need to clean my thumb and finger with from the “six pack” technique.

  • Save This Country

    BTW, Lawrence, seems by your comment that you also sit behind a pc just the same. Are we all losers? Everyone sitting behind their pc/laptop reading and writing, when in the early 90’s the computer was only with the wealthy. What were you doing before computers? Anything productive? Or just laying around as an infant? Today, there are those that capitalize by the computer, while others further their education. There the millions that use it for entertainment and current events around the world as I do. The rest, well, who’s to say what they are up to. And there are those that do both entertain with one and type with the other. You really don’t need 2 hands to type. I’ve seen handicap people type with a pointed object or with one hand (war Veterans). If you don’t sit behind a pc to communicate as you did earlier, you are a genius.
    So Lawrence which are you? And Mileys’ so called music really is bad. She should stick to acting. Her dad wasted $$$$ for her singing lessons. Besides it’s a known fact that fish don’t sing. All they do is eat, swim and defecate. Which she is already doing. She is eating, shitting and swimming in your/parents money. Not to mention other idiots/suckers just the same.

  • yumna

    god people can be soo can they waste their time on such useless tricks.everyone knows that miley is really beautiful with a lot of singing and acting talent so why in the world cant u shutup!!!

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      I applaud you for saying that you are sorry for being a drunken prostitute and fucking your many “tricks” just for beer money.

      However, I advise you to focus your attention on Allah and be serious in your efforts to repent….that means you do not also talk about the whore MIley and her lack of talent at the same time.

      I realize years of drug use has ruined your attention span but Allah deserves all your attention and respect.

      Good luck in your conversion to Islam….hope to see you at the suicide bomber training program in Yemen! If you need dates and directions go to


  • Save This Country

    Are you asking or telling God?

  • Save This Country

    Idiot says “What”?

  • theheadchimp

    America is doomed. If we got assholes that think Miley is talented and beautiful then there is no hope for us.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      These infidels must be the same retards who think Adam the homoqueer Lambert is a great singer.

    • Troll

      True, true.

  • sorry4yumna

    Yumna, you must not worry about the bad things that people say about this Miley person you defend with all your heart. Whenever I feel anger and hatred about my favorite celebrity I stop and take a moment to listen for a message from above. A little patience goes a long way my child. Before I get lost in trance, I can almost hear the deep voice from above. It is then I realize I was sitting below my camel in which produced a bad scent of indigestion.

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You are no Muslim… are an infidel pretender!
      No Muslim would say such a thing about his camel or Allah.

      Know this swine….Allah has contacted Satan and a special place in infidel hell is reserved for you!

      Not only will you burn in hot lava….you will have to endure forever watching the pilot episode of Hannah Montana…over and over forever….you will get the worst of hell world!!!!!

      Suck on that mofo!

  • Sorry4Miley

    Ah, I see you already experience the effects of winded camel. This is the beginning of your hell world. The only remedy against these symptoms is to hold your breath long enough to see your 72 gay virgins.

  • demi is a slut

    she got a big head