Miley Cyrus Dating Powerful Muslim Sheik

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Miley Cyrus is has finally landed a Muslim boyfriend, and by his size and fancy adult diaper I can tell he is a powerful Sheik or at the very least a prominent warlord.

I knew if Miley Cyrus just continued following the Muslim ways of praying and wearing the burka, she would eventually land a strong Muslim man and her life would be fulfilled. It warms my heart to see Miley finally find contentment at the heel of a powerful Muslim. She has come a long way.

Let us hope that Miley Cyrus serves as an example to other Western women that if they repent and reform their heathen ways maybe one day they too can feel the thrill of being the loyal servant and breeding tool to a powerful virile Muslim man. Allahu Akbar!