Miley Cyrus’ Crotch Swallows Her Shorts
Miley Cyrus wore a wife beater and headed to a tanning salon yesterday in the hopes that a MTV casting director would see her and offer her a role on the upcoming season of “The Jersey Shore”.
Sadly for Miley no one of importance took notice. However, there appears to be an interesting phenomenon going on in the crotchal region of Miley’s shorts. The fabric of her shorts is being sucked up into her cooter, willfully defying the laws of gravity. The only plausible explanation could be that Miley’s crotch has developed a black hole.
I am sure scientists are still trying to calculate how long we have until Miley’s crotch black hole engulfs enough mass to expand exponentially sucking in our planet, and most likely the whole Milky Way galaxy, into her privates. With what little time we have left check out these terrifying pictures of Miley Cyrus’ short shorts covering the black hole that will surely kill us all someday soon.
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stupid
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its not stupid. you mom is not as smart as other mothers,so she is stupid, not this. this is not stupid
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this whole article is stupid
please be funny next time
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i have to agree…Not even worthy of this awesome site… But you know those thighs are chaffin’ like two sticks trying to start a fire… Still laughing at Gaga’s va-jay-jay… haha
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fucken leave her alone stop bein mean 2 her she roxs and she can wear wat ever she wants
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hey man…. i am with you……. miley rocks and she is GORGEOUS too…
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Huh?
trying to make money much?
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The Maiden’s enterpreneurial mind at work. She may be testing a new fashion statement. May be about something. MILEY JEANS …, and it’s vogue. May not turn out to be a spiffy product line, either. Whatever, that’s our Miley. Sweetheart. Total.
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How do you (no one in particular of course) spell ‘sp. check’ ???
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跟 TMD SB似地 美国狗 全他妈是美国狗
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FUNK American dog 哈哈 O(∩_∩)O哈哈~ 一群美国PIG
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fuk u bastard.
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Moppy Crypress has Ok legs, Ok body, all Ok butter face.
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