Miley Cyrus’ #1 Fan

Hannah Montana fan



Meet Betty Lou Schabacker. There are 3 things Betty Lou loves in this world, petting cats, eating small rocks, and Miley Cyrus’ show Hannah Montana.


As you’ve probably guessed Betty Lou is not like most 12 year old girls. That’s right she holds 3 Guinness book of world records. One for eating the most crayons in a 12 hours span (127), then another for having the most colorful bowel movement, and finally a third for just loving Miley Cyrus so God damn much.


We wanted to get some insight into what Hannah Montana fans saw in the show, and since Betty Lou is Hannah Montana’s biggest fan we thought who better then her to answer the question, “Why Hannah Montana is so popular?”


“Well I’m glad you asked me that. To me Miley Cyrus, or Miley Stewart as she is called on the show, and Hannah Montana represent the duality of man, which is a principle made famous by the late 19th century psychiatrist Carl Jung. Of course Jung notes that polarity is often arranged in a system of four as a quaternio or quaternity, but I think if the writers tried to work that in it may go over some the younger girl’s (ages 8 and below) heads.


The Miley Stewart character represents the Apollonian ideal of the logical man. In juxtaposition Hannah Montana represents the Dionysian ideal of the artistic impulse. These two powerful forces play off each other beautifully in a modern day Birth of Tragedy that would move Nietzsche himself to tears. Really it is some of the highest form of art that has ever been created, and that is why it is so popular.


Now if you would excuse me I must go I just made poopy in my pants.”

 

  • Brit LOVES miley

    I think there are defenetely bigger fans out there..
    I myself am a VERY obsessed fan of Miley <3
    Shes my complete role model and I think shes amazing.
    I have a full-on Miley/Hannah filled room.
    I have a miley wall(FULL of pictures of miley)
    I just feel there are bigger fans out there..
    xx

  • Ashley

    I’m sorry but she is not miley’s biggest fan.
    I am!
    Tell me anyone who has snuck out of there house to take a train at 10 at night by herself to NYC to wait 6 hours in freezing cold weather on NYC street just to meet her. I did! I skipped school and snuck out just to meet her. I got in loads of trouble but since im such a HUGE fan I was willing to take my punishment just to meet her. I know every word to every song.(Both Miley Songs and Hannah songs) I watch hannah montana everyday. Ive seen Miley preform live 3 times and i’ll be seeing her 2 more times in November. My room is filled with miley/hannah posters and all my school supples are hannah related. I have seen every episode of Hannah Montana and own all the hannah montana dvds. I went and saw Hannah Montana:the movie at midnight and i went and saw 22 more times in movie theathers. So if theres a bigger miley fan out there(which i doubt) i’d like to meet her

    • ashly

      IKR LIKE SERIOUSLY I THINK LITTLER GURLZ ARE BIGGER FANZ AND OLDER PPL TOO DOSENT MATTER I USED TO OBSESSED BUT… 0K ANYWAYS I DONT GET HOW LIKE CUZ SHE MADE LIKE 2 RECORDS THAT ALL THE SUDDEN THEY NOTICE HER LIKE WDH

    • Brandon Clement

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  • ELLZ

    erm is this supposed to be a joke rite? i just clicked on ere coz ma m8 sed 2… -.-

  • slash

    lmao she is s0000ooo fucking ugly!!!!

  • meow

    she’s not as ugly as demi lavatoes!

  • Raquel

    If that is the results of eating crayons, then they should be banned! YIKES!

  • labi

    i love you miley

  • Dead Ed

    Police are posing as children on internet chat-rooms in aim to catch more paedophiles…Since 90% of the worlds paedophiles are on here I just thought I’d give you a heads up.   

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I’d say wherever this bitch goes, Big Foot sightings go up 10,000 percent.

    If you infidels value your eye sight…..you will put this freak in a burka……as soon as possible.

  • ali baba

    typical miley fan. ugly girls like miley cause she is so ugly

  • Open the Scroll

    To the western world this she-beast is considered a perfect “10″. She will make a fine slave pulling my plow when we turn LA,NY, and Detroit into giant field’s for our crops.