Mila Kunis Shows Her Naked Post-Pregnancy Body

Less than 3 weeks after giving birth to her first child with Ashton Kutcher, actress and Jewess Mila Kunis shows off her naked post-pregnancy body in the photo above.

Of course many women seeing this naked pic will be jealous of Mila Kunis’ regaining her tight body in such a short time after birthing (even if her lady lips appear engorged and stretched out), but they should remember that Mila is a Jew and thus she does not reproduce like a normal human woman does.

Yes to produce her child (or should we say “hatchling”) Mila Kunis simply had to venture out into the desert, build a nest in the sand made of gold and the bones of Palestinian children, and then squat down and deposit her fertilized egg. Normal human child birth is much more taxing on a woman’s body. Trust me I know I’ve had wives miss up to 2 hours of field work recovering after giving birth!