Michael Jackson’s Brother Tito Found Alive At Age 55

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CelebJihad has learned that Michael Jackson’s older brother Tito is alive!


The shocking discovery was made at 4:00 am on Saturday when relatives who had gathered at the Jackson family’s Encino estate received a strange phone call.


“The phone rang, and the guy on the other end was all like, ‘It’s Tito, I’m at the Grey Hound Station, can you come pick me up?'” said singer Janet Jackson. “I was all like, ‘Nice try asshole, but Tito’s been dead for years,’ and hung up on him.”


Added Janet, “He kept calling back, so I just left the phone off the hook.”


A source tells us Tito finally arrived at the estate hours later after convincing a family of migrant workers to give him a lift in the back of their pickup truck.


Once at the estate, family and friends were in “complete and utter shock” to see Tito alive and well.


“There was absolute chaos,” said one source close to the family. “People who thought he had been dead for years were screaming, ‘Zombie apocalypse! Run for your lives!’ Poor La Toya ran from the compound sobbing.”


Things finally settled down after brother Jermaine Jackson explained that while Tito’s career had been dead for many years, Tito himself was alive and well.


Most relatives were relieved by the explanation, with the notable exception of father Joe Jackson who said that Tito “shouldn’t have been fool’n.”


Added Joe, “Boy, go to the yard and get a switch.”

 

  • Tito

    Hey! Fuck all y’all!

  • Dee

    It’s really sad when your family doesn’t even know you’re alive…what’s really sad is that this great man Joe Jackson, is wanting custody of Michael’s children…and he can’t even keep up with the living and dead of his own kids…Jesus!!!

  • Dead Ed

    The “story” above is funny. If MJ came back a zombie, he’d be a necropedophiliac, but different. He’d be the dead raping live children. Not a living man raping dead children. There’s gotta be a name for that.

    • Jake

      ROFLMAO!!!!

    • J.

      How about… no?

  • Jacqueline

    How dumb is this story. Sooooo, not true. Everyone knows Tito was with Jackie and Jermaine at the Neverland Ranch recently after Michael’s passing. People show some respect.

  • Bernie

    Why do you write all this garbage about other people. Get a life and leave others alone, why be so hateful and hurtful to others.

    • Dead Ed

      Weren’t you hateful by laughing at David Letterman’s joke about Sarah Palin’s 14 year old daughter getting raped by Alex Rodriguez? You seem not to care MJ raped chilren.

  • jacqueline lewis

    yes i would like to say something leave the jackson family alone. cause if wassn,t for michael jackson knowone will be here stop picking and let him be.and michael jackson did not raped those kids cause he is a child his self and you guys are so up on your selfs. michael jackson was the best and he will always be he lefted his three kids and i don,t want to hear you say that he was a waste know he was not and for people to say things like that it is not right.micheal loved kids all over the world he never let a single child down he did what he had to do you see michael is an angel of god and god told him to help save the world.he open millions of doors for us black people.michael jackson will always be the king of pop and he did what know man would do and that is care for this world. so my heart and soul goes out to his family cause they lost someone real close to them and i felt it when he died. so the jackson family don,t worry cause he is not gone he is in each and everyone of your heart and to the three kids i m sorry for your lost.

    • Aunty Liz

      yeah grammer sux

    • Dead Ed

      You spell like a 2 year old.

  • white boy from alabama

    fuck you nigger!

  • BABY GIRL

    MICHAEL JACKSON IS THE KING OF POP AND WILL ALWAYS BE. SO DONT GO AROOUND TALKIN ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON LIKE HE DOSENT EXIST.

    THIS IS TO WHITE BOY FROM ALABAMA YOU NEED TO STOP TALKIN ABOUT FUCK U NIGGERS HOW ABOUUCK U

  • M

    GOOD GRIEF
    ok why did these people think the guy was dead in the first bloody place??

  • Jake

    jacqueline lewis
    The above comment, sure do agree he does spell like a 2 year old, fits the picture of a
    loser.

  • Miss M

    This post is not for the ignorant, losers that are posting !! You know who you are.

    Michael Jackson was a extremely talented, hardworking, gentle, kind and loving man.
    He loved people of all races, whether you were rich or poor. He treated his fans very well, never said a unkind word. He is and always will be treasured by millions of people across the world.

    He was and will always remain an musical and ethical inspiration for all to follow.
    I love You Michael, please forgive the haters as they really do not now your heart and soul.
    Forgive the ones who are talking out the very green side of their neck. As their ignorance blinds them from seeing the truth.
    For Jordan Chandler yes that’s right millions of people knew you lied, and
    now you and your father will have to live with that for the rest of your lives. May God have mercy on you as you and your father are really going to need it !

  • JAMESIA PLEAS

    SO GLAD TITO IS OK……WE DONT NEED ANOTHER JACKSON DEATH OR I WILL LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Yo Momma

    Tito was missing? I didn’t know that. Someone give me some more details.

  • wee

    to those who dont have the capacity to understand.michael jackson was obviously sent to demonstrate divine love.and he did.

  • paylor

    don’t you all realize that was a joke. duh

  • Jw

    #1-Just another garbage story-#2-Was suppose to be funny, but didn’t make the cut-#3-If you know anything about the Jackson family, u would know that Tito was neither missing or dead and last but certainly not least, about the Whiteboy Comment: ;Don’t even understand why his so called comment would be put in print–disgusting & simply shows how ignorant people can still be.

  • theheadchimp

    Jw, you are about a year and a half late to this blog asshole. The whole Jackson family is funny, except for the pedophile Michael. Now he was pathetic, a typical no talent nigger who a bunch of dumb white muthafuckers thought was the greatest thing since Uncle Bens rice. Anyone who defends that MJ asswipe is as sick as he was and probably a pedo too.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Chimp has called it correctly; mj was a homoqueer asswipe who sucked hairless boy balls.

    As for this wigger JW…he can go to hell.

    There is one thing I have discovered about this site….any mention of homoqueers in general, and michael jackson specifically, brings the dumbass, wigger, motherfuckers a running!

    All you michael jackson supporters are fucked up beyond help and need put on a fucking rocket and sent into the sun!