Michael Jackson – Murder, Pride, and Paris Hilton
Sure Michael Jackson is a rotting stinking corpse right now, but that didn’t stop us from making fun of him when he was alive so I don’t see why it should stop us now.
Here are some of the latest Michael Jackson headlines.
Michael Jackson was murdered.
Apparently the LAPD are going to announce that Michael Jackson was murdered. The investigation is focusing on Michael’s doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think Blanket did it… with the candlestick… in the rape room.
Michael Jackson named his daughter after Paris Hilton.
According to Paris,
“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”
Michael Jackson had low self-esteem.
Michael Jackson was a sweet soul who cared deeply about everyone, and by “everyone” I mean Michael Jackson. Just look at this painting from Michael’s Neverland Ranch. I bet when Michael was short on “sleepover” buddies he’d blow himself.
ha..funny how the clown who wrote this thinks some measly nobodies words can hurt this man’s legecy. Maybe you could while he was alive but sorry bud, you’re sh1t out of luck now. Peace.
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Agreed. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
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Does anyone find this funny ? CelebJihad is the no.1 source for childish humor.
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yes! i laughed my ass off when i read “I’m going to go out on a limb and say I think Blanket did it… with the candlestick… in the rape room.” it was hilarious
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I really never thought Michael was all that talented. He just spewed a lot of pap for the hard of thinking. However, I do believe that in his later life, he could have been good in a Rob Zombie horror film remake.
Too bad he died early. I hear Rob is looking to cast a remake of “The Thing”.
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http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/187478/t/Michae-Jackson—affinity–children-Mature-Discussion.html
;( aw. Poor MJ.
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I’ve heard of OVER INFLATED EGOS, but ……THIS TAKES FIRST PRIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Michael was an innocent man. The person who wrote this is just envious and hate this Michael because they can never be as famous as Michael no day. That is a dream you can never have
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Funny how you MJ fans think it’s “jealousy”, or as you put it, “envious”, that peeps who hate MJ is because of his millions. Why don’t you SCROLL up a little, if you dare, to the LINK I made and CLICK & READ the interview with MJ. Come back & tell me, what NORMAL person does what he did?
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m.j was a great man who so ever thinks that they can go and start making funny comments about a person who is much more higher and known all over the world they should just keep their pie holes shut!!!!!!! if i ever catch someone saying that to m.j ever again i will fuck them real bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace out ………..
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