Megan Fox Slutty Pics For Esquire

Megan Fox Esquire


Megan Fox poses in the slutty pics below for the new issue of Esquire magazine.


It appears as though Megan Fox not only had some of her white trash tattoos removed, but her face has once again morphed in shape (see here).


For someone who gets as much plastic surgery as Megan Fox does, you’d think she would get her deformed thumbs fixed. Us Muslims would consider using Megan as an oral only concubine, but not if when she sticks her thumb in our anus it is going to feel like it belongs to a blind carpenter.

 

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  • First One

    Firsties bitches!

    • Imam Khalid

      Megan Fox on Toilet Ettiqutte

      “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”

      – FHM, June 2007

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    I would harvest her organs for my tripe stew….

  • Not Gay

    I wonder if she has a nice strapon?

  • Faizal the Strong

    That second pic up there …
    Is the shameless whore bitch actually SHITTING there?

    That is the position in which good Muslims sit in the desert to, well, do what they must in the morning. And then they use sand to clean their bums, as prescribed by the Shariah.

    The depravity of this harlot knows no bounds. Shitting in public like this is an insult to Islam. She is doing this to mock righteous Mussalmaans.

    The Lashkar I Mohammedi will despatch 20 assassins trained in the deadly and secret martial arts which enable one single man to singlehandedly, and unarmed, kill 100 infidels, using only hands, legs, head, their iron-hard cocks, and their vice-like sphincter muscles.

    These assassins will carry bombs, and all of them will blow themselves up together and kill the harlot, and become fearless and invincible martyrs of Islam.

    Allahu Akbar!

    • Faizal the Strong

      I have just subjected myself to the ordeal of studying the disturbing pics one more time. I think the harlot is, in that second pic, actually moving her hand to clean herself AFTER shitting, as all pious Mussalmaans and Mussalminas are enjoined to, using sand, in the Hadith.

      But her technique is a bit unusual. Her hand is approaching her bums from the front rather than from the traditional technique of approaching directly from the back.

      Very disturbing indeed!

      I have requested my commander to send not 20 but 50 assassins who will all kill themselves in their holy mission of eradicating this shameless bitch.

      Victory to the Jehad!
      Allahu Akbar!

      • Christian

        If your assassins are so well trained, why do youneed so many and why kill themselves just to kill one giirl? Muslims are stupid, their behind is so full of sand that they cannot speak e ven two sentences logically! Learn to make toilets, then talk of other things, you sands monkeys!!!!

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    Drunken gay jewish midget biker heros

    What’s the ugliest thing on a 6-year-old Muslim girl?

    Her husband

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  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    A dick?

  • kakaka

    I’m british do u great people hate me.

    • Farzan The Wise

      Kaka eater

      The British are jew worshiping swine who originally let those parasites occupy Palestine. So thats a big yes.

      • Andrew

        You’re a buffoon.

    • use your brain thats why you have one

      kakaka is a wanker

  • JudeoChristian

    How beautiful on the mountains are the feet of those who bring good news, who proclaim peace, who bring good tidings, who proclaim salvation, who say to Zion, “Your God reigns!” -Isaiah 52:7

  • The Persian

    All ya cock suckers can choke on my 8 inch persian cock u fucking goat fuckers. Don’t make us drop nukes over ya heads n extinct u from ur miserable lives u stinky ass arabs. Fuck the jews too! Along with KKK fags. we will bomb the shit outta u , expect us.

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      Persian pussy

      Klansman are bo with an 8″ cock (but usually larger)…..so I don’t know what you’re bragging about. That may be a good size at the Tehran gloryhole…..but a fine white woman would just laugh and point.

      Anal Abdullah would point and then drop to his knees.

      KKK

      • use your brain thats why you have one

        kkk more like gay gay gay you are a latent homosexual who really just desperately wants to have intimate relations with black men, you want to feel them penetrating your anus very deeply so dont hate this person just pity him, he’s hiding deep in the closet with the likes of tom cruise and louis walsh, and if he insults you its probably a covert sexual advance and remember all kkk members are latent homosexuals and they probably feel inferior to black men coz its common knowledge that black men have bigger cocks……………………………………………………….. grand dragon pete probably has a very small penis judging by the classic over compensation in the comment above and the kkk costume makes him look queer

  • bBb

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  • Umar the Brown

    Granny is trying to look sexy! 15 years too late, old lady. Your ovaries are already on their last legs.

  • fuck8261

    like to fuck her

  • The Persian

    Monkey klan ,
    How dare u compare ur redneck ass with a Persian with pure Aryan blood pumping in veins? ure not white, ure red as ur ancestors were the same. no red man ever had a prick longer than 2inch. so jerk off n suck off jew milk n take arab cock up ur ass. Fuck arabs,jews and redneck too. we’ll be dropping hydrogen bombs over ya heads. expect us

    • Arcachnar

      @Persian What the…Red? No. The most of the ancestors of the Americans were British, Dutch and Germans. A Persian with Aryan blood? I do hope you know the term ‘Aryan’.

  • The Persian

    Arch ,
    I well know that the Hitler was a friend of ours n we didn’t fight him like u fags did.

    • Arcachnar

      The Arabs did not fight Hitler. The most countries allied with him. Same common enemies.

      • Arcachnar

        Aryan? Oh. You probably mean descended from the Indo-Europeans tribes. Not the Western notion of Aryans in the Nazi ideology.

  • The Persian

    Arch,u mother fucking cunt get straight up u fucking cunt boy. u aint arab, ure a shifty jew or a coon klan,

    • Arcachnar

      Learn your history of the Middle East. I am not a Jew, Red neck or a ‘coon’.

      • Arcachnar

        Edit: Use the reply button instead of posting yours under someone else post. Okay?