Mariah Carey Smells Her Boobs

Mariah Carey boobs

As you can see in the video below, singer and mud shark Mariah Carey was caught on camera smelling her disgusting sweaty boobs.

Why Mariah smelt her boobs has not been established, but I am willing to speculate that she was smelling the dried spooge of her no talent husband Nick Cannon.

What many people do not realize is that Nick Cannon’s penis is in fact made of chocolate and it ejaculates gravy. This makes him irresistible to “husky” white women like Mariah Carey.

So the mystery of how Nick Cannon was able to land Mariah Carey (or any women at all) while looking like a wet rat isn’t such a mystery after all.

Mariah Carey boobs

  • pencildick

    I would like to grab her by her ears and puke in her face

    • theheadchimp

      Like 50 guys haven’t already done that to her…..

  • Open the Scroll

    She’s half coon, I heard this is where these animals hide their coke.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Her tits smell like goat cheese and sardines.

  • Nut

    Her tits smell like dick cheese and ass nuggets.

  • Nick

    Fuck u all