Mariah Carey Massive Cleavage At 2014 BET Honors

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Mariah Carey shows off her massive cleavage in the photos below from the 2014 BET Honors in Washington DC.

I don’t know who BET was honoring at this event (probably Colonel Sanders like they do every year), but they should have been honoring the craftsman who made the piano Mariah Carey is sitting on or the Asian kid that made the dress that is valiantly struggling to contain her bulbous breasts.

It is hard to say what is a more impressive feat of engineering, that the piano can sustain 250lbs of whore riving around on top of it, or that the dress restrains the massive blob stuffed inside of it.

If I had to choose one I’d lean towards the dress, for I’d rather see that piano collapse and Mariah Carey bust her ass then her doughy frame bust out of that dress.


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    sexy , and first

  • Steinway

    Fat, and second.

  • theUnholy

    I have to give round one in this epic of Cary vs. the piano vs. dress to the piano. Though there is a caveat, the piano was pumped full of performance enhancing drugs.

    I didnt shame myself by watching this whale-of-a-woman perform her squealing act, but I would have to assume that the piano was hallowed out, filled with cement, and its legs replaced by oversized dubs, and given spinners to impress all the other apes in the audience.

    Certainly the dress had its modifications as well, but it was reported that Carey had ate one less bucket of the colonel to sausage her way into the outfit. This is apparent by her lack of dropping the mic from greasy fingers, and non-glossy sheen due to low friend chicken consumption.

  • Imam Abbas

    What used to be “fun-bags” are now “death-sacks” as they could smother the unwary jihadi to death.
    Admittedly, to some, there are worse ways to die: but in this case – you’re not taking any infidels with you!
    Allahu Akbar!

    • Seal Team Six

      Imam UpTheAss,

      Obviously you prefer Hisballs Jizzmans pendulous hairy nutsack teabagging your slobbering mouth instead of a set of D cup tits pressing into your face.

      You’re so gay, when you were being born and the doctor slapped your ass, you sucked his cock.

      • Imam Abbas

        Seal Team Sodom

        Was I talking to you? Were you *born* this fucking stupid, or is this something you’ve grown into?

        I’m quite certain that as a progeny of many generations of incest – you were probably *born* stupid. Coupling that with the long untreated case of syphilis thats rotted whats left of your faggotry-infested brain – the end result is someone who gets turned down by his own Gay-Bob blow-up doll.

        Go back to the basement of yo mama’s trailer, you vulgar little boy. Your unfunny, unoriginal, and uninspired postings are frankly boring.

  • I Dont Like the Taste

    Sorry, not attracted to senior citizens. If anyone here is over thirty you’re fuckin old. Deal wit it!

    • Team America

      Loves the taste of dick

      You are obviously a twelve year old who has already realized he’s a faggot and you’ve come to this site looking to prostitute yourself or to be sold as a full time dancing boy. Well, good luck to you faggot, have fun dying of aids.

      America! We the people!

      • I Dont Like the Taste

        Well I can tell you’re over 30. Old people tend to be belligerent.

  • The Guy with The EyE


  • Hezbollah Hitman

    It is funny to me she considers herself an abeed when she looks more Irish and Venezuelan. Her father was a mix of google spic and Injun and her mom was Irish white trash.

    You must learn abeed code. Yellow bone or red bone = not really black. The only ones truly black are blue bone or mud bone

    • Seal Team Six

      Hisballs Jizzman,

      Imam UptheAss is looking for you a couple posts back. He wants to do some au-pube teabagging. His last words spoken were “don’t shave”.

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    mariaha’s fat mulatto ass makes me wish she was singing next to a pressure cooker.

  • Team America

    This would have been hot 20 years ago

    Do you remember the Christmas song Mariah Carey came out with years ago? The one where she dressed in a tight little Santa outfit. The one that made you want to stuff her stocking, deck her halls and have a merry little Christmas as she jingled your bells.
    Well, unfortunately for Mariah, this isn’t 1994 and no one wants to see what’s stuffed in her stockings any more. She is now just another drugged up has-been and everybody is waiting for her to overdose and die so they can pretend like they still care while rest of us think up “Mariah Carey is dead jokes”.

    America! We the people!

    • Bonzai

      My fellow countrymen would do well with harpooning this whale. I only hope we can beat those sneaky Eskimos to it! They’re doing it for all the wrong reasons. They want to eat her blubber, we merely want to make many yen off it!


    those are some beautiful breasts