Madonna Inks Endorsement Deal For Vaginal Pessaries
Madonna (Left) | Vaginal Pessary (Right)
Madonna has reportedly inked a seven-figure endorsement deal with Hiltex, Inc., the world’s largest supplier of vaginal pessaries. A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is used for vaginal support and to offer a solution to incontinence and/or prolapse in older women.
“Madonna doesn’t want to slow down just because she’s over 50,” said Hiltex spokesperson Janet Lamar. “And nothing will slow you down faster than your well-worn uterus falling out on stage. That’s why Madonna only uses Hiltex brand vaginal pessaries, the pessary designed specifically for today’s older modern woman on the go.”
Isn’t she from Brooklyn or something? What’s with her British accent. She is so phoney. Ever since she made her 1st movie (which bombed) with that other idiot braindead, Sean Penn.
Her AND Lady GuyGuy are phoney with their British accent that they’ve adopted.
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Who is that idiot that thinks Madonna, is from Brooklyn!!??? What a dumb ass douche’bag!!! Name is correct’ he should be dead!!! Dead Ed’ another low life no money ass hater…..
Hazario…
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Don’t worry. I’ll die someday. So will you. We’re all gonna die someday. Hell, I just got texted by my mom that her mom just died. Who’da thunk it? That’s life. Make jokes all you want. I made mine about people I don’t know on CelebJihad (Michael Jackson, Ted Kennedy and his brothers, Billy Mayes, Ed McMahon). I don’t care. And niether should you. Take care of your own and don’t worry about others.
I gotta see grandma now.
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Hey Dead Ed,
Madonna is not from Brooklyn. And her first movie was not Shanghi Surprise (With Sean Penn) But the successful Desperately Seeking Susan.
Dead Ed, You really don’t know what you are talking about and your comment is full of SH#T. Until you educate yourself on some facts your opinion means nothing.
Most people will refuse to listen to an uneducated opinion that is filled with S@#T.
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OK, so “Desperately Seeking Susan” was Directed by Susan Seidelman, Produced by Sarah Pillsbury and Midge Sanford, Written by Leora Barish, Starring Rosanna Arquette, Madonna, Aidan Quinn, Laurie Metcalf, Will Patton, and John Turturro. But who cares? Apparently YOU!
But I was right in saying she’s from New York, so shut the fuck up. Madonna (born Madonna Louise Ciccone on August 16, 1958) born in Bay City, Michigan, and raised in Rochester Hills, Michigan, she moved to NEW YORK CITY in 1977, for a career in modern dance.
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Hahaha. I struck a nerve with people who give a shit about facts on celebrities. Looks they are the losers. So get a life. I HAVE one, because I don’t give a shit about the facts of life on celebrities.
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Do you actually believe celebrities care about you? They support that you get free health care, but they won’t participate in it themselves.
They just want you to keep your money, instead of paying for your own health care, so you can buy their product.
That’s why celebrities are all Liberals. They hate the rich, unless they work in the entertainment business.
I will not give them a penny. Albeit movies, CDs, DVD, books, concerts, or Pay-Per-View.
I’d rather give my money to a charity, and celebrities don’t need charity.
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STILL. . . Back to my question: Where the fuck does she get her British accent? She’s a PHONEY, a FRAUD and doesn’t give a shit about you. So stop giving a shit about her.
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Hey, Jimmy Jihad, I’ve been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party this weekend.
I’ve decided to go as a Muslim with a backpack.
Doesn’t come much fucking scarier than that, does it?
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Ed, who the fuck are you talking to?
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I’m listening Ed! Keep talking. I find your commentary to be hilarious and even occasionally insightful.
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