Lock Up Your Whores Tiger Woods Leaving Sex Rehab

Tiger Woods

Lock up your whores Tiger Woods is going to be released from sex rehab later today. Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren is already in Hattiesburg, Mississippi to pick him up.

After completely 3 months of sex rehab were he constantly talked about his deepest darkest sexual urges but was not allowed to act on them Tiger is back on the prowl. I fully expect him to either hit up South Beach or Las Vegas, and bang the first big breasted white trash woman he sees so damn hard her uterus drops out of her vag.

Of course he has learned from his past mistakes and will use protection, and by protection I mean making the whores sign legally binding confidentiality agreements before he violently penetrates them.

I think Tiger’s wife Elin has come to accept that a Tiger can’t change his stripes, and she feels she has succfiently saved what little pride she has by beating his ass on Thanksgiving then making him complete sex rehab. She will now assume the possition of Tiger Woods’ “bottom bitch” and be damn well grateful for the opportunity.

  • Carmen

    My heart aches for Elin Nordegren. Elin loved, respected and trusted Tiger Woods. Elin’s world was shattered by Tiger’s savage betrayal and her trust is gone forever. Elin appears to be in an emotional struggle, there are too many lies and infidelities and too much pain and suffering. Elin still keeps going on for her children. I just hope and pray that whatever Elin decides to do in the future will work the best for her and the children.

  • idiots

    tiger is just following in the footsteps of Mo. allah akbar!!! or tiger akbar!!!!

  • Taylor

    Dude just shut the fuck up with the whole akbar thing.Fuckin faggot

  • idiots

    go fuck yourself gaylor and leave the site if you dont like it. what a fucking childish moron

  • Taylor

    Ha I love fuckin with you people. Y’all are retarted

  • Gaylor

    Why the hell am i being insulted for?

    • Taylor

      Gaylor? That’s fuckin hilarious! not. Fag

      • Gaylor

        At least i dont swear everyother word and reasons i dont need to be insulted by you for. 1. I was sticking up for you 2. im awsome ps at least I have better things to do than insult people having a joke. Go outside the sun misses you. And so does the traffic you should be playing in.

        • Taylor

          HAHAHAHA dude I will fuckin destroy you

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  • Taylor

    Ima Fag ^_^ BoB

  • number1negro

    tiger should share some love with the sistas rather than those white ho’s. Man he is a dumb google