Lindsay Lohan’s Gun Photo is a “Meta” Suicide Threat
Always the trend setter, Lindsay Lohan created quite the buzz last night with a postmodern cry for help. Lindsay tweeted a picture of herself holding a gun to her smiling mouth, putting a playful ironic twist on her a desperate plea.
“She could have gone the traditional route and went to a rehab center or a psych ward, but that’s been done to death,” said art critic Lamar DeBold. “What Lindsay did was turn your traditional suicide threat on its head by seamlessly merging performance art with the lowest depths of hopelessness and despair.”
DeBold claims that by adding elements such as the Polaroid frame and the sexy black dress, Lohan was commenting on how her sex symbol status and constant run-ins with the paparazzi are factors in her inevitable overdose and, or suicide.
“With that ironic little smirk, Lindsay is saying that she knows that we know she is actually going to blow her drug-addled brains out someday soon.”
Added DeBold, “I haven’t been this impressed since Heath Ledger went 90′s kitsch by overdosing at the “Full House” girl’s apartment.
I am surprised that DeBold did not mention the use of shadows in this picture. For me the shadows are really what this work is about. They are representative of the nihilism which is slowly engulfing modern society. The struggle for a celebrity like Lindsay Lohan to find meaning in an increasingly meaningless world.
Notice how the shadow creeps up Lohan’s side, dark and empty like an abyss, as Lindsay confidently faces the ultimate unknown dark abyss (death) with an almost mocking confidence that only true artists possess.
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I bet this isn’t the first time Lindsay held something black and hard to he mouth! She is so useless now it’s a joke. She used to be this smokin hot redhead with a bangin body and sensational legs. Now she looks like something the cat coughed up after licking the orange shag carpet. She has 2 sextapes, about 12 crotchshots, and a nude photospread. The best part is no one cares. Go away Lindsay, pull the trigger if u want. We have moved on and now u should as well.
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Lol she hasnt been in a movie 4 seven years so she threatens to comment suicide???? Lol talk about dumb!
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that girl is a joke, she needs attention since her acting and singing skills suck worse than her crooked smile cunt
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