Lindsay Lohan Surprisingly Not Horrible Swimsuit Pics

Lindsay Lohan looks surprisingly not too horrible in these swimsuit pictures from Miami.

Obviously sobriety and the added fabric of a swimsuit instead of a bikini agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Who knows if Lindsay decides to stay clean and wear a burka maybe someday she’ll be fit to tongue the ass of my prized camel.

Yes things are certainly looking up for Lindsay Lohan, as she no longer has to suck off Hollywood douchebags in bar bathrooms for coke, and can instead suck them off in nearby motels for straight cash.