Lindsay Lohan Nude And Sex Scenes From ‘The Canyons’



Before being shipped off to rehab, Lindsay Lohan filmed a movie called “The Canyons”, which I can only assume is a documentary about women who have vast gaping vaginas.


As you can see in the video above, Lindsay Lohan appears nude in the film in multiple scenes, and partakes in a foursome orgy with 2 men and a woman (basically a typical Wednesday night for Lindsay).


All in all “The Canyons” is a great film as it does an excellent job of documenting the degenerate lifestyle of one of the more talked about infidel sluts in Lindsay Lohan, while also drawing attention to the natural wonder that is the enormous red gorge between her legs.

 

  • lol im first

    first bitches

  • Mr sexy guy

    I would fuck her anytime

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      I would stone her anytime.

      • The Kind Of Gold

        Brother Abdullah,

        We need to show these homoqueers who is boss. I will give you all the gold your slaves can carry if you stone this whore.

        • Nobody

          I’m the boss. Now give me your gold jewboy.

          • The King Of Gold

            I thought that Hitler killed your jew grandparents in his oven?

            Well I guess i have to kill you in mine then.

          • Nobody

            No jews in my family, unlike you and your jewboy club that infests this site. Now where’s my gold? Filthy sandmonkey jew.

          • The King Of Gold

            In your dirty mother’s snatch.

            p.s. I hope you get raped by a monkey with AIDS

          • Nobody

            Did you get raped by a monkey with AIDS? Thats sad to hear. No it’s not. Hahahahahahahaha. Stupid jewish sandmonkey.

          • Hooman

            Shut your mouth u fucking muslim .. Having sex with lindsay lohan is better to have a sex with 9 years old girl like youre CRAZY PROPHET ..

        • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

          The toyota is filled with stones and is one the road…..

          • Nobody

            Abdollars toyota. Very scary.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Idiot,

            Is that you pulling the cart?

          • Nobody

            Hashbrown the manufacturer of candy. Don’t you recognise your own mother. Since she’s such an ugly old cow and the brothel in tehran where she worked fired her she’s had to make money by pulling abdollars toyota amongst other things.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Nobrain,

            I know that for you is the same, but my family is from Qatar.

            Also: my mother is a honorable lady, not a slut like yours, that taught to you all the secrets of sex among animals.

          • Nobody

            I hate to disappoint you hashbrown but your stepmother may be an honourable lady but your real mother is a slut. She’s worked every brothel in the middle east but now that she’s so old and thrashed no man will touch her.

          • The King Of Gold

            Brother Hashim and Abdullah,

            I have received the Toyota full of stones and payment is on the way. they are worth twice their weight in gold. now if only we could get the no dick homo-queer to just stand still for a second.

          • Nobody

            A toyota full of stones. Wouldn’t a truck full of guns and ammunition be more useful. Fucken stupid stone throwing cave dweller.

  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

    This slut when is not in rehab is doing something to go back there as soon as possible.

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      How anyone finds this pudgy ginger demon attractive is beyond this Muslim scholar.

      • Guy with a Neuron

        I want to see Hashim get buttfucked by Khalid again.

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          No mofo: what you want is me and brother Khalid to rape your loose ass.

          But you’ll not have any luck because we Muslims don’t have sex with boys (retarded or not).

          • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

            Brother Hashim

            These infidels have no shame. It is no wonder the Prophet (PBUH) prophesized that us Muslims would one day kill them.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Quite so, brother.

            And this day will arrive much sooner than they expect because us, pious Muslims, can’t tolerate any longer their apostasy.

      • Imam Abbas

        Brother Khalid

        No one ever went broke underestimating the tastelessness of the infidel American public.

        Allahu Akbar

        • Imam Khalid of Basra

          Quite so. The entire West and the USA especially is filled with nothing but degenerate homoqueers and oily Jews spreading their satanic corruption.

          • Imam Abbas

            Lamentably you are correct. This means that all the homo-queers and trannys that aren’t killed off by the pestilence that rages through their sick carcasses will have to be put down by merciful jihadis to end their useless existence.

            And they will all be grateful!

            Allahu Akbar!

          • Guest

            Islam – A religion of peace.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Indeed mr. Guest!

            And we’ll have that peace when all kaffirs, homos and jews are exterminated.

            Allahu Akbar!

          • Imam Khalid of Basra

            Inshallah!

          • Imam Khalid of Basra

            Inshallah!

          • Imam Abbas

            As spoken by the Prophet himself!

          • Nobody

            Very peaceful indeed.

          • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

            No brain

            It is too late for you to suck up to us Muslims. You are already a hated mofo and your lame attempt at supporting Islam has made us hate you more. An infidel is not allowed to post pics of powerful Muslim men.

            Go to hell asshole.

          • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

            No brain

            It is too late for you to suck up to us Muslims. You are already a hated mofo and your lame attempt at supporting Islam has made us hate you more. An infidel is not allowed to post pics of powerful Muslim men.

            Go to hell asshole.

  • aghmed

    Lindsey does a soft core scene with homoqueers as a stepping stone to her career as a German Goo Girl.

  • The Guy With The EyE

    MARRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO!! Save the Pick grab my Lotion and a Giggity I go.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      WTF… The Guy with a Neuron is back?!

      This once holy site is doomed. It looks more and more like a dumpster for retards.

      • Imam Khalid of Basra

        You’d think that he would have been safely ensconced in a home for retards until the liberals were out of power in the Great Satan. A pity for once the conservatives are in power again, they’d have all the mental defectives secretly killed.

        • Imam Abbas

          Brother Khalid

          While the liberals (and what used to be called republicans) were in power, mental defectives were stored in homes for the mentally incapable.

          When what is now called republicans came into power, they shut down the asylums and put these defectives out on the streets, allowing people such as those in the picture above (containing representatives of the republican voting population and their incest progenies), to vote.

          Hence – the Great Satan is killing itself. We can rejoice – taking over the USA and renaming it Americanistan will be much easier.

          Allahu Akbar!

      • Nobody

        “dumpster for retards” Yes. Filthy jews posing as muslim retards like you, abdollar and mammy. Retardation runs deep in your families. Look at your offspring.

        • The King Of Gold

          Look it’s Nobody and his boyfriend.

          • Nobody

            King of goo. Don’t you recognise your own brothers? Inbreeding appears to be a problem in your family.

          • The King Of Gold

            No that seems you and your boyfriend have been sucking too much dick.

            I asked your whore of a mother and she told me that you started sucking dick at the age of 3.

          • Nobody

            Sorry king of goo you are confused. These fine specimens are the result of you fucking your swine of a mother.

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    The inspiration for the name of this vile “skin flick” no doubt came from the size and reputation of lindsay’s massive vagina.

  • wafflestomper

    gay

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    Can a scholar be surprised that the western infidel men choose to kiss each other rather than sink into the depraved state of “kissing” Blohan and her infamous fire-crotch….???

  • anon bitches

    saw 2 dudes kissing, fastest flaccid ive ever experienced

  • Smellgibson

    Ok there is a lot going on in this video but I like the nakedness and I need one of those light shows in my bedroom.

  • Rise Above Ignorance

    So much hate in the world- it’s of little wonder why our planet is being taken away from us, as we are not deserving of this little paradise God have given us.

    • Nobody

      I hate you hippy.

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      ignorant mofo

      Islam is taking over and fags like you ain’t allowed to stay. Be prepared to die!!!!!

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      ignorant mofo

      Islam is taking over and fags like you ain’t allowed to stay. Be prepared to die!!!!!

      • RespectAndhonesty

        I just have one question and I don’t want to disrespect you or anything by it so please don’t take it the wrong way, If you had to go to America on a mission and blow yourself with a bunch of c-4s for your religion which I’m not against, would you do it ? btw I’m not muslim but I have muslim friends and respect them a lot

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      ignorant mofo

      Islam is taking over and fags like you ain’t allowed to stay. Be prepared to die!!!!!

  • Billy Joe Bob

    Idiot Imam, the term “Muslim Scholar” is an oxymoron, as the one is antithetical to the other.

  • Billy Joe Bob

    Idiot Imam, the term “Muslim Scholar” is an oxymoron, as the one is antithetical to the other.

  • jimbo

    This seems to be a forum for uneducated idiots.

  • Me

    I should call the FBI on you fuckn rag head sand niggers

  • Me

    I should call the FBI on you fuckn rag head sand niggers

  • Richard Head

    You fucking Muslim’s

  • Mohamuddy waters

    So like, is this a joke site? Or do actual zealots congregate here to watch smut and then pretend that the reason for doing so is NOT arousal.

  • Mohamuddy waters

    So like, is this a joke site? Or do actual zealots congregate here to watch smut and then pretend that the reason for doing so is NOT arousal.

  • Mohamuddy waters

    So like, is this a joke site? Or do actual zealots congregate here to watch smut and then pretend that the reason for doing so is NOT arousal.

  • Coupls Egpt

    هايل زوجين لمتعه الكام والميك مع زوجين

    A couple of fun CAM and Almik with a couple