Lindsay Lohan Naked In Playboy Preview

Lindsay Lohan naked

The infidel press was in a tizzy yesterday over the news that skanky drug addict Lindsay Lohan has agreed to show her disease-ridden nude body in Playboy magazine.

Finally regular Americans will get to see what only a few thousand Johns and lesbians in SoCal, and anyone with a computer has seen, a naked Lindsay Lohan! In honor of the momentous occasion of Lindsay Lohan finally taking naked pictures for Playboy, here are naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan she took for free years ago.

Now remember these pics will only give us a rough idea of how Lindsay Lohan’s nude body is going to look in Playboy, she has had quite a few years of hard living since these came out so we must prepare ourselves for her to look even worse.


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  • theheadchimp

    She needs to do a spread in The Farmers Almanac, nobody wants to see that pig naked anymore.

  • ahhgmed

    I well bet any of you 10 camels that Lindsey’s next move will be a centerfold in Hustler spreading her lady parts and eventually a double anal double vaginal gang bang in BangBros.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Lindsey looks like shit warmed over….the result of years of abusing alcohol, drugs and being, rode hard and put up wet.

    The rug munching and extra large dildos have not helped her looks either.

    She is a prime example of the common american female… other words, a worthless infidel bitch.

    • I slam Islam

      You call her worthless! Then what are those arab whores??? You treat your women as vegetables, abuse them and yet have the guts to say such crap about american women. You friggin arab a**hole, you stink so bad, my computer screen is all shitted up coz of you.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        i eat shit

        Shut the fuck up shit eater.

        Don’t blame your computer for stinking….it’s you that smells like shit…..stop licking homoqueer ass and maybe part of the stink will go away. Don’t expect to suddenly smell like a rose….you infidels smell like shit because you’re full of it.

        Also…what I said about american women is a fact.
        You stinking muthafuckers wish your women were 1/10th as decent as our fine Muslimas.

        • abdullahfucksgoats

          ha i knew it, you do eat shit you fucking faggot, straight after you lick it from your boyfriends asshole i pressume, or do you prefer the taste of your goat mistress’s shit swimming through your mouth like the donkey sperm you consumed last night.
          Now to the logical facts. WHO is going to smell worse? Well lets see, American woman have access to soap and fresh water on call anytime of the day, while muslim hos have to walk from their caves to the nearest river/ lake and wash themselves using contaminated water, wiping themselves with rags even american homeless folk wont use, all the while they are sweating running from the crowd of men who want to stone her because she made eye contact with a man. THEN they have to get back to the cave.
          BTW abdullah i realise the butcher part in your name is because you handle meat all day isnt it, and by this I mean man meat. haha you fucking faggot.

          • Abdullah The Butcher


            Only a fagboy uses the term man meat.
            And your long-winded rant only tells us Muslims one thing….you work a glory hole.

            Us Muslims don’t care that you’re a homoqueer….you’re an infidel and that’s expected…..but we will stone you because you’re a homoqueer. That’s what Sharia Law says to do with you fagboys.

          • abdullahfucksgoats

            sorry i knew it would hurt your head to have to read so much, but you are clearly so fucking dumb, reading your own name probably hurts your head, And Btw when i was serving in the middle east during saddams demise, i fucked so many muslim girls it would make your goats head spin. They actually come to the docks and not remove their burquas and put on make up just too impress us western men, your people are that pathetic. i would defend the term man meat, but seriously only true faggots say ” homoqueer”. Seriously if you are going to use the english language, plz dont use the term homoqueer, it makes you sound REALLY REALLY gay. YOUR cock sucking father must be so proud on how badly you imitate english. Seriously Homoqueer is quite possibly the gayest word ever, i only let you know this as i do feel sorry for you being born in a primative race.

  • Anubis

    This infidel sure traveled down the dark path of life since her starring role in that Disney remake of the Parent Trap. That’s what happens to gals when they sign up for a Disney contract. After awhile they become drugged out degenerate sluts, temped to the dark side. Her pussy has seen more action with more mileage than most vile whores living on the street, and worst of all became a flaming lesboqueer which is an abomination to Allah, worse than the new beaner upstart Selena Homez.

    Lindsay the slut wears tons of makeup to hide her freckled body, but can’t hide her sagging tits and large stretched out pussy lips. If she flashes her worn out pussy to the paparazzis once again, the camera lenses may shatter.

    I got to admit though, her naked wretched body would make a great slutty witch horror costume for Halloween.

  • Yushi Samagura

    Yushi find sight of Lohan vagina very unappealing. Why shave for all to see shriveled labia? If Yushi have face like Lohan vagina I grow full beard. Also wear big floppy hat and sunglasses.

  • D4N2Y

    These conversations are making me piss myself

  • Fuck all you Muts-lims dogs

    i aree with you about disney stars becoming hoes but so far selena gomez hasnt done any nude stuff neither has bridgit mendler not yet anyways

    No doubt that they will i mean the only thing Selena Gomez has done that is wrong is date that horrible excuse that canada calls a boy Justin Bieber

  • wag

    be peaceful