Kristen Stewart Sex Tape Video



It looks as though a Kristen Stewart sex tape video has just leaked to the Web.


I know that you are thinking that there is no way that this Kristen Stewart sex tape is real, since everyone knows that she prefers to cuckold boyfriend Robert Pattinson with high yellow or light-skinned black guys.


However, after careful review of this video by The Islamic Council on Celebrity Sex in Tehran, they have determined that this Kristen Stewart sex tape is 100% genuine. So now to question this sex tape’s authenticity is to commit blasphemy against Islam, and invite the fury of us powerful Muslim warriors.

 

  • MuslimsFTW

    So fake

  • OBAMA

    This is nice. Please support my military strikes in Syria. God bless the American people.

  • Your mother

    Stupid Muslims
    No 1 gives a shit ’bout u

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    This sex tape is as boring as listening to the infidel atheist stephen hawking read the fake hebrew bible.

  • Alastor, the Rapist

    Okay, now I know most of this shit is fake.

  • Team America

    Celebjihadist

    This isn’t a leaked sex tape, it’s actually the audition tape for her next movie.

    America! We the people!

  • Lenny

    Stupid, even for this site.

  • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

    I can only assume Team Homo stroked his tiny pecker watching this video, wishing it was him getting split open by an abids cock.

    Must have been quite a change for him to see a women having sex and not two men.

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      Brother Farzan

      I’d say team homo was so distraught, that he went out and sat on a fence pole and reminisced on glory hole days past.

      I tell you brother, it would have been a good time to shoot that dumbass with an AK-47.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

      • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

        Brother Abdullah,

        Very true words you speak. When Islam has taken over the west me, you, brother Hashim and the rest of our pious Muslim bretheren shall use homosexual deviants like Team Homo as targets for practice with the AK-47.

        The other loser Beasts Men Off will be used to sharpen our stone throwing skills.

        Allahu Akbar! Death to Israel!

        • Imam Abbas

          Brother Farzan
          The first priority when taking over the USA, will be to send every one of those swine-fellating AIPAC supporters to fry in the eternal flames of Jahannam!
          With any luck, a large number of the homo-queers will be killed off by one of the many social diseases spread amongst them by the likes of Team Rim-Job and his unholy ilk.
          Allahu Akbar!

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    The female orgasm is a myth. I pay women for sex all the time and I’ve never given any of them an orgasm.

    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      Brother Native American MN….

      ….you are a discerning shopper…..I commend you

    • MrLeftwardSlopingPenis

      then you simply suck in bed. i have given multiple women orgasams

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        hahaha nice try Team Tranny. I know that’s you. I actually have given women orgasms in bed something you probably haven’t due to being a 40 year old Virgin loser while i am a virile 21 year old.

        Anybody that thinks that’s actually me posting is stupid. It’s clearly just Team Deutschland over there imitating when he’s clearly an obese wasichu closet fag

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        I have given women orgasms it’s called the G spot anyone who wouldn’t figure that out is stupid. But I’m only saying this cause some one posted as me. If you have to say it at all that you get more girls or that you have the biggest dick, you’re probably lying.

        It’s from that fag Team Amerikkka posting as me he has a boner for me so he’s constantly beating of every time i post anything he thinks he can troll me but secretly wants to be me. Cause i am what he can never be. A real man. He’s an omega male

        • Team America

          Chief Fuck-a-homo

          I can’t stop laughing at how much of a loser you are. I pick on you because you’re a fag and a loser and it’s funny seeing you post another one of your dumb ranting posts. It’s so easy to set you off, I just point out the fact that you are an Asian reject and you lose it. You’re like one of those kids baby dolls that cry. I just pull your string and watch you go WAAAAH!

          America! We the people!

          • Ahiga Kotori

            What do you call everything you’ve been doing? All I’ve pointed out is what a moron you are which everyone is now aware of.

            You’ve been the one complaining thinking you’re actually winning an argument with Muslims

          • Team America

            Chief Fuck-a-homo

            You are a retard, what the fuck are you on? I’m not trying to win an argument with anyone. I’m just on here posting insults to people for shits and giggles. I haven’t even bothered to refute most of your retarded posts. Your ancestors migrated to America from Asia, it’s a fact, accept it.

            America! We the people!

          • Troll

            Team Dick-Lick
            Is that what its all about? Then please make an effort to make your postings mildly amusing. At this point, your comments are merely a irritant. Kinda like the chronic ‘roids you get from taking it up the brown-eye.

  • y

    If you want to remain a mangina, don’t watch it.

    If you want to be a man, and not lose your life watch it

  • Lover33333

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  • Joseph Brant

    As funny as this site is it should be made into a TV show. Where a bunch of Muslims say racist shit toward every group but Arabs. This would easily be funnier than South Park, Beavis & Butt Head, American Dad, or trash like Family Guy

    Main characters would obviously have to be Hashim, Khalid, Abdullah, etc cause they say the funniest shit when ragging on black people. It’s optional if we got opposing guys who are the anti Muslims. Obviously we can’t get the Beast guy because he’ll get us sued every time he says “you wanna know how i got these scars?”

    If nobody else makes this into a TV show I will.

    • danjp9

      Maby not south park

  • Joseph Brant

    Oh and Jews, we’d have to get that one Jew who’s behind this site that Durka Durka always wants to kill can’t forget that. Either we could make this into a hit show on comedy central or adult swim or take the cheap Jew route and make it a poorly done you tube web series

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    Team Gonorrhea , IDK why you are wasting time posing as me. We all know you have fantasies involving strap ons and other men. Because you’re a faggot. I’m not stupid nobody else is that pathetic however this will be my last post as an anonymous profile because once i have my actual profile it will be obvious who I am and who is not me.

    So any homosexual posts this guy makes is clearly him illustrating his own faggotry either him or one of his other flag waving “Life partners” he got from the truck stop bathrooms to go to the library computer

    • Team America

      Chief Fuck-a-homo

      You really do like to write a lot of bullshit, don’t you. With all the long boring retarded posts you’ve written in your short time on this site you could have written a book. You could call it , “Chief Fuck-a-homo: delusions of a ranting lunatic.”

      America! We the people!

      • Ahiga Kotori

        I wrote a biography by that name. Only it was Team Amerikkka, the fantasies of a closet homosexual It was about you. Oliver Stone asked me if i want to make it a screen play.

        I asked who’d play you he said Chaz Bono.

  • Ahiga Kotori

    Now, Team Glory Hole, game on. I got myself an account. So in the words of Jigsaw, “Let the games begin”

    • Team America

      Everybody take note of this profile pic.

      This is what a delusional closet homo with an inferiority complex and white man envy looks like. By the way, he also happens to be part Asian.

      America! We the people!

      • Ahiga Kotori

        Yeah yeah yeah you’re the same broken record. Put down the crack pipe, grandpa. I have a superiority complex. I have melanin in my skin where as you get skin cancer in the sun. God must hate you. That’s why all your white empires are falling. Soon it will not be a white world.

        At least i show my face. And no, I’m sorry i’m not part gook, we’re brown not yellow. Sorry. Guess that ruins your rapist GI fantasy, enit?

        • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

          gay guest

          Us Muslims wish you had not shown your face. Your jizz stained chin tells all that you are a cock sucker.

          Go to hell mofo.

          • Imam Abbas

            Brother Abdullah
            I would guess you’re correct. Team homo-queer would make a fine addition to any US prison “pretty-boy” collection.
            Little doubt he would consider being locked up in prison with thousands of men his idea of paradise.

          • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

            Brother Abbas

            To make him suffer…team homofag should be sent to an all female prison. I’d trade 100 goats to see some fat ass, bull lesbodyke, shoving her greasy twat into his jizz stained face

      • Ahiga Kotori

        What he means by take note= probably jerk off to fantasies of what he wants but will never be. What a fag

      • Troll

        Apparently we can safely assume that Team Rim-Job is safely out of the closet.

  • AlpacaMan_Patriota

    wow, I didn’t noticed this video was edited :OOOO

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    Where is the audio in this from?

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    Where is the audio in this from?

  • Rashad Sims

    this aint even her its a pic of her cmon now smdh

  • Retarted Muslims

    That is so fake