Kristen Stewart Sex Tape Video



It looks as though a Kristen Stewart sex tape video has just leaked to the Web.


I know that you are thinking that there is no way that this Kristen Stewart sex tape is real, since everyone knows that she prefers to cuckold boyfriend Robert Pattinson with high yellow or light-skinned black guys.


However, after careful review of this video by The Islamic Council on Celebrity Sex in Tehran, they have determined that this Kristen Stewart sex tape is 100% genuine. So now to question this sex tape’s authenticity is to commit blasphemy against Islam, and invite the fury of us powerful Muslim warriors.