Kristen Stewart Replaced For Final Twilight Movie
Shocking news coming out of Hollywood today, Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight movie saga, has been replaced for the final film “Breaking Dawn Part 2″.
Kristen Stewart drew the ire of Twilight fans early on in the series due to her obvious lack of acting talent, so it is no great surprise that producers have decided to go with a more seasoned actor, martial arts expert and Chinaman Jackie Chan, to take over the role of Bella in the final Twilight film.
As you can see in the photos below, production has already begun on “Breaking Dawn Part 2″ with Jackie Chan as Bella. From these stills one can already tell that the sexual chemistry between the vampire Edward and Bella has increased ten fold.
No doubt this new vision of the Bella character is more in line with what Twilight author Stephenie Meyer had imagined, and will make Twihards everywhere positively giddy.
I am sure most people will not notice the change. I am very pleased that Jackie Chan got the part. This should revive his career. Maybe he will make another Rush Hour movie with Eddie Murphy.
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Go fuck urself u son of a bitch.. u mother fucker.. change your name u son of swine u cock sucker..
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you’re a dumbass
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the pic of Stewart on the home page she looks like a unwashed junkie that bitch is a pig bet she stinks
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stop describing your mother quiefag
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That is your Mother it was just hard for you to tell cause she does not have a dick in her mouth.
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I thought that was your sister Darkass stain but I guess you should know what you sister looks like since you have fucked her enough. Does she watch or join in when you suck little boys dicks?
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quief shits his dress
I agree she doesn’t look good enough for a crusader ,but a muslim dog like you couldn’t
tell the difference between her pussy and boys asshole.
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Lol in quefaggot’s case he love anything long and hard in his asshole
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You got it wrong Dark femdom likes the little boys and you lick camels assholes while buttfucking your father
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I’m sorry.
” Stewart” was supposed to be
Replaced with “me”
And “she” was supposed to be replaced with “I”
I’m stupid haha
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she needs to be whipped and given a flea bath and some crab shampoo.
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Figures a homoqueer finds a moderately attractive girl repulsive. You prefer ladyboys so that you may both sodomize and reach around, which is why you are attracted to Jackie Chan in drag.
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You’ve applied a lot of thought to that comment aghmed. You’ve clearly something of an expert in sodomy and reach-arounds – is this all coming from personal experience?
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I bet his Daddy tought him all he knows
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Queer-ef – You are a fatherless bastard who shall never sire offspring.
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IT comes from the personal experience of stoning infidels like Quief for beeing homoqueer.
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The only experience you have is sucking off goats and fucking your mother
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aghmed cock in mouth
Hey aghmed great job on your staring role, AGHMED SUCKS 50 COCKS
I here there are alot of shemales wanna meet you at the kabul kwiki mart
anyway its #1 rental there.
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I see your into the Dirty junkie look.
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Given the choice between that shebeast and anal rape from a rabid jackal I would have to think about it. What were the choices again? Either way I’d sign up for martyrdom afterwards.
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You like the dirty junkie look?
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I said nothing of this Chan your the one who does Chinese ladyboys with your mama in a threesome
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quiefag as a physic i see you were molested as a child by your im guessing father maybe uncle many many many times and now you are hating on everything i see you enjoy having a stiff rod in your ass brings you joy and happiness over time i see you went from having cucumbers, to black men and now the main attraction to the donkey show
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I said nothing of veggies you dipshit and if you like stiff ones up your ass they have gay dating sites for homos like you you should try this cause molesting little boys in your mothers basement can get you some time in prison.
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Lol no words needed we know cucumbers anything long and hard your ass will accept
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You like speaking of long and hard things to your dick is thin and short and the only thing it does not fall or pop out of is those little boys assholes you do.You should change your name to needle dick the bug fucker.
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Of course now they’ll have to rename the franchise Twi-Right.
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That almost worked. If only instead the original had been called Twi-Right and you had cleverly suggested changing that to Twilight you would have actually said something funny in your own little racist way.
Well done for trying though, one day you’ll get there.
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Be quiet, you fucking slope loving knob gobbler.
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I can see I’ve angered a professional satirist here.
Unfortunately it’s one that will have to look up the definition of the longer words I’ve used such as professional and satirist before replying.
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that’s clearly photo shopped. u just cut and paste the face of Jackie Chan into it. all the photos here in this site are all 100% fakes and all 100% photo shopped. dont u ppl have anything to do then this????
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congrats dong an asian to represent chin chan china
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I’m not sure posting incoherent and atrociously written messages about whether people have anything better to do qualifies as something that’s better to do.
But congratulations for spotting the photos were photo shopped. Were you born with those outstanding levels of perception or is this something you’ve had to work up to since birth?
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Wow ! Jackie Chan !!
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if only they’d made this change four movies ago… then i’d have watched it.
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hababi you know u dont have a tv come on now brotha dont be lying
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I heard another little rumor about Twilight that Macaulay Culkin is looking to replace Robert Pattinson and play the part of Edward. Looking at the recent photos of Macaulay Culkin he certainly has the pale, emaciated look down. Now he just has to lose the facial hair.
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Lol ailbaba bin akbar mohammad hassan al kaida farooq
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darkness get the cock out of your mouth your making no sense ,of course you never do
I know its hard with having to go thru grade 3 4times in a row.
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moosef my balls in ur mouth yea i’ll take it out and stick right up ur rotten aids asshole
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Don’t worry Moosef he is hung like a flea
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Lol quiefaggot you would know mustafa was all up in that aids asshole you yours
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Dark std spreader you have a thing for aids and assholes what’s with that now see my last post at the emma watson photo
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quiefaggot I dont care just leave go take your aids pill sorry dont want you dying before you blow up your self sorry im not into faggots stop calling my name
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darkness you know Id never get near a smelly goat fuck like you ,all though
your sister’s tongue does do a good job as a replacment for toilet paper.
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bigs words moosef my balls in ur mouth funny thing i live in a first world country with soap and running water you middle east scums should be the last person to talk about smell with all that shit you fags wear. I will read about you as another dumb terrorist who blew his balls up you dogs sleep with camels and eat goat balls
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darkness loves his mommys pussy
You know you live in a 1 room mud hut with 50 of your inbred
family, whats it like sleeping head to toe with there ass in your face.
Still saving up for the outhouse ,well at least your the richest famly
in your country.
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Muslim men all over the world are furiously masturbating to the final pic of Robert and Jackie caressing one another while shirtless.
They are some sick mofos.
KKK
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are you guys retarded thats obviously fake
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Horus this whole site is fake there all idiots
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well I guess if were all idiots you just included yourself
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Who ever runs this site is a crack head.
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looks way better i might go see it now
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