Kristen Stewart Nude In New ‘Twilight’ Spin-Off
If you thought the “Twilight” series had ended, think again. Kristen Stewart has reportedly signed on to do a new “Twilight” spin-off, and is already promoting the movie by posing nude in the photo above.
In this “Twilight” spin-off Kristen Stewart’s character Bella goes on an epic spring break trip to Panama City, FL with her coed vampire gal pals.
However, Bella’s spring break fun is cut short when she is forced to team up with her Volturi rivals to save the mom-and-pop hotel they are staying at from being taken over by nasty Texas businessman Bradley Bankwell, who wants to use the land to drill for oil.
In the end Bella and friends save the day and she learns the meaning of friendship, and finds true love with handsome lifeguard, poet, and dolphin rescuer Darren Dimples.
The movie is said to feature over 16 different Kristen Stewart nude scenes, as well as graphic simulated oral, vaginal, and anal sex. The expected release date is March 2014.
Firsties!!!
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Big deal! Everyday Miss Piggy performs over 40 nude scenes at his sinful job. Besides, he doesn’t simulate positions: he insists particularly on making all the anal takes without stunt doubles.
He just loves it…
This is disgusting. When Islam takes over Alabama all these “candies” will be ripped off from his ass…
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Brother Hashim
If us Muslims could make a “rock bullet” we could stone and shoot gay pete with the AK-47 at the same time.
What a grand execution that would be!
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AA
If you muslim mofos could make a “cock rock”…..you’d never leave your caves.
Suck that homo
KKK
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She got no tits. Must be part nigger.
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KKKKKKKKK
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It seems as if Abdullah is innovating and evolving proof that sand niggers have something in their head besides explosives
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Homo Hashim/Homo Imposter
Its true….I do 40 or more nude scenes every single day. When you have a 14″ cock…..the porn companies pay you millions to have sex with women all day…..never men.
Good news for me is that I have a 14″ cock.
The good news for you: AA has a 2″ cock….which means your anus won’t bleed as badly as the time that nigger buttfucked you.
KKK
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Porn Queen,
You have a 14″ cock alright: it’s shoved up your loose ass hole.
If you want to look like a man, first be brave and unplug the meat from your behind. If you haven’t the guts for doing it, just shut the fuck up, you perverted mofo.
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Homo Hashim
I bet you would love to see Pete naked wouldn’t you? Of course you would faggot
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I don’t answer to mentally impaired brats. Sorry.
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Behold Homo “Hashim”, the imposter whose avatar is George Bush’s face (with a false white beard)!
Behold Homo Hashim the herpes-ridden, with 6 stakes up his bung-hole!
Behold Homo Hashim the pea-brained, who uses a George Bush avatar, yet pretends to be a real, earnest Jihad-ist.
Behold Homo Hashim who uses multiple nicks and pretends to talk to his other nicks.
Homo Hashim, your career in CelebJihad is over! Bid goodbye to your George Bush avatar!
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kill it with fire
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She would KILL for tits half that size…..
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Your man tits are twice that size observerfag.
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…and yet Alissa….you still rub out to them…..
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I didn’t even say that observer. It was an imposter.
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OH MY GOD THAT IS ONE UGLY BITCH!!!
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Sexy ass
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Bang that anyday
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she should lick yo mumma
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i like cats!
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I like cats too, and I like puuusssyy! Lol
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaazup guys n feminists and obama
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I am Barack Obama and I dislike this comment above.
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I hate that whore her movies are terrible there ALMOST as bad as her acting.
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You’re crazy. Her character in the Twilight series is so romantic. I just wanna grab her and kiss her in those films.
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People on this site:
20% Al-Quaida terrorists.
30% KKK people.
10% Children watching nickelodeon porn.
40% Normal people who just come here for porn and not kill eatch other.
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Types of people who live in the u.s. of a.
1. 75% homosexuals
2. 25% Mexican
Muslims win AGAIN thanks to the guidance of Allah.
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Fagdul,
You are such a homo, when you fill out forms, and it asks for ethnicity, you put Faggot.
Eat shit and die homo
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You forgot black people
Dumbass
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queer man
You stupid asshole. Niggers are just extra dark mexicans.
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That is untrue Mexicans are to stupid to work in fast food restaurants and niggers are to lazy to do lawn work and make drugs
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Anul Abdullah
If there is an American Muslim do you still stone them or do you leave them alone?
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I have just received some news that this new Muslim, Allahs servant, is actually a impersonation of Hashim the destroyer of evil. But who can tell. Only the founder and Hashim knows.
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You stupid motherfuckers!
Allah’s Servant has nothing to do with me, except for the fact that he also praises Allah, as any normal Muslim.
Shut the fuck up you mongoloid underage kaffirs .Crawl back under your stone.
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abdrool rectum rashul
Know ugly it’s the other way around you dumb ass muslims always get things backwards And you should have said muslims bendover again and take it up the ass.
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Wrong anonymous asshole. 90% of those on the site are gays and lesbians, of which 75% are Muslims.
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Attention holy brothers: it has come to my attention that Muslimina Miley Cyrus was recently phtographed in a bikini attempting to lure kuffers into a IED-laden pool area. yet i haven’t seen any picture on this holy website. i would like to see the resulting carnage, Inshallah.
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There has been a string of ugly, insulting comments made, and I didn’t make any of them.
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Yea HH likes to role play and impersonate and he likes to impersonate you. I feel bad for you
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GAYY THIS IS FAKE
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I DO NOT use words like ‘mantits’ , ‘fag’ and ‘mangina’.
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You had best learn how to use them or face Shariah Court.
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Yummy
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The only “spin off” I’m interested in seeing is kristen’s head spinning off after getting shot with the RPG
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AA,
Or the puny head of Homo Hashim’s dick as you “spin” your tonsils repeatedly around it to receive a juicy load of hummus as he gets “off”.
You fag muslims will soon feel the total wrath of we powerful Jews. We will execute you gay fucks and use your women as our sex-slaves. Oh, we do that already! It’s called Gaza.
Eat shit and die mofo
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Oh my God! Would you please just stop with your fucking faggotry already? Every fucking comment of yours has NOTHING but excessively detailed homoerotica. Its like reading a gay bible.
We get it, you are gay, you love talking about cocks and men having sex. You’ve made your point. Can you please stop now for fuck’s sake???
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What did you expect he’s a thieving Jew, and Moshe is always trolling for cock. Don’t worry though I’m sure the aids he has will kill him him sooner or later.
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Damn Asslicker,
This site is full of fag muslims like Fagdul Arsehole. And you are obviously one of them, trying to masquerade as a whining fem to appeal to the other whiny fems that troll this Zionist site..
Come to Tel Aviv and I’ll give you a reason to whine, only this time it will have something to do with my leather belt, your bare ass and a whole pile of red welts.
Eat shit and die fag
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Jew MD
When the Jew/Klan alliance is fully implemented……muslims are going to become endangered…..and then extinct.
KKK
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mangina
You and gay pete need to take your fag romance back to your glory hole or to some gay city like Faglanta.
This site is no place for your faggoty ways.
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GDP,
This alliance will be a righteous time for all. The Klan will also be given our support as well to eliminate not only all US muslims and niggers but also those leftist Jews in the US who we in Israel don’t like but take money from. In the New World Order, we Jews will conquer Iran, Iraq, Saudi and all the other fag muslim states supported by Imam Obama. Homos like Fag Fartzan and Zohair the Gay One with AIDS will be executed on sight.
As for the homosexual muslims corrupting this site, a special reality show will be held called “Track Meat”. Anal Abdullah will have a claymore fisted up his ass with the pin tied to a long string stretched across a running track. Some local muslims will be forced at uzi-point to run their asses as fast as they can. The winner, as well as the losers, will have a blast when they cross the finish line, literally, and the world will be light yet another pack of muslims. Sigh!
At the end of the day, we hard right Jews and the Klan have a lot in common!
Today, Tomorrow, and Forever,
MD
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Anul Abdullah
I would love to see try to blow up Kstew’s head with an RPG is improbable. The RPG all though fine for tanks and aircrafts it is inaccurate and ineffective as a weapon to spin people’s heads. The RPG spins and throws off the accuracy and the end result is you blowing something up you did not want. Try sticking a grenade in her mouth that would work
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You know as much about the RPG as you know about decent behavior.
Us Muslims can shoot a fly off Oblama’s face at 100 meters with the RPG.
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Asshole Abdullah
You dildo arab fag With all the flys around your smelly ass would cause you to miss maybe if you washed once in a whils you would not stink so bad.
And this time use soap you stupid dildo before I make a call and have some people I no shove a RPG up your ass faggot.
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You seem to “no” a lot about asses and flies. You should have stayed in school, you drug-addled dropout.
LOL
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lindsay blows man-ham
Shut up bitch. The only people you know are drunks and dope addicts and them retards are stuck in rehab.
Beware bitch……Us Muslims will kill you soon.
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Sucks his uncle’s meat.
Hey Dildo did I ask you to comment “no” I did not. Iam not a drop out I have a MBA. From Dickenson you idiot And I am not a druggie people just don’t understand me..
You just keep sucking your uncles meat fag that’s what your good at and leave me alone you Dildo or I will kick you so hard in the balls they will lodge in your lungs.
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Asshole Abdumbah
The people I know are cool and not in rehab you dildo dress wearing fag. and the only thing that could kill people is your smell you dirty pig
You come near me I will crack your scull with a baseball bat you dildo.
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lindsay loose-ass
MBA in your case stands for “moldy big ass”
Go and kill yourself now because us Muslims will slaughter you like the pig you are.
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Lindsay vulva loan,
Don’t talk to brothers unless you were authorized to it.
Or else…
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Behold Homo “Hashim”, the imposter whose avatar is George Bush’s face (with a false white beard)!
Behold Homo Hashim the herpes-ridden, with 6 stakes up his bung-hole!
Behold Homo Hashim the pea-brained, who uses a George Bush avatar, yet pretends to be a real, earnest Jihad-ist.
Behold Homo Hashim who uses multiple nicks and pretends to talk to his other nicks.
Homo Hashim, your career in CelebJihad is over! Bid goodbye to your George Bush avatar!
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Fit but fake
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you are all bastards
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Wait a minute Brothers,
This infidel is on to something maybe we shouldn’t stone him just torture him and force him to convert
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Muslim dumbass
I see you we’re trying to impersonate me and forget to Change your name back to whatever your faggy name is. Whatever it is you messed up on my screen name anyway
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Mmmm. Yummy.
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You couldn’t slay an earthworm.
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Is this a cartoon? That kind of stuff makes us Muslims angry, too, you know.
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I’m still alive. Cone and get me jihadist punks.
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I fucked that Democrat homoqueer Jimbo Carter up the ass.
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His turds are your babies.
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That makes YOU the homo, doesn’t it? LOL
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Pulls uncles meat
It’s your dinner.
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It’s not gay if you fuck them from behind and don’t make eye contact,
Inshallah!
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Mr too. Carter was a great fuck. He was a real ass HOLE so to speak after being butt fucked by Ayatollah and I and getting his little ring torn apart.
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ALLAH STRIKE A LIGHTING ON HER FACE! I would only fuck her butt if ALLAH wanted me to it, but since women don’t have any rights ALLAH would allow me to fuck her twice, maybe she could show some emotion by the ALL POWERFUL AND ALMIGHTY ALLAH!
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You and Allah suck pork.
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Bang One Bang them all
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Shut the fuck up. All women are unique, and we’re all different at fucking. We are not all the same.
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I want to fuck her
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No, you don’t. You’re a middle-school jerkwad who doesn’t know his dick from a popsicle stick.
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Pulls uncles meat
You sure like to talk about dicks why don’t you ghange your screen nane to Gay Boy.
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You miserable websluts can’t even produce believable fakes. What are you good for?
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It’s too bad women on the internet have nothing better to do with their time then to post all their negative complaints on the internet and on videos about how they supposedly “feel” hassled by men whistling at them on sidewalks in cities,bosoms admired by being stared at, complimented, cleavage looked at,complimented, rear complimented. What sort of gullible stupid person would I have to be to tell myself that this is “unwanted” and to post this on this mechanism and to be dumb enough to tattle to the “cops” making this a socalled crime? The controversial decision by Baruch Obama to keep inappropriately jail men for complimenting women. Obama and our government should apologize for jailing men who have and or do drugs as well as those they wrongfully force to give a dishonest apology,banishment, jailtime for breast and cleavage compliments, this is something the U.S.A. should apologize for and repent of. Imprisoning men in cages because they are complimenting ladies busts and cleavage or rearends is futile. Making drugs, including the drug,alcohol illegal defeats its own purpose. Coercing people to pay bills,taxes and a mortgage is whats contributing to homelessness being in existence. If Baruch stopped imposing this misguided idea on everyone we would have no more homeless people in our country. People should not have to pay to stay in their homes.
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Its not a sin against me if men stare at and compliment ladies bosoms and cleavage and maybe their rearends. So if I would not punish them with eternal damnation in hell for it, then why do you humans continue to live in disobedience to me by needlessly passing judgement on men because of the compliments of big bosoms and cleavages or rearends and put them in cages for months or years for, how is that honouring me or him that sent me? If men don’t go to a burning furnace for compliments then they should not be put in earthly prisons for it.
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Yes, it is a sin against you, dumbshit imposter.
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. – Matt 5:28
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This is a really good picture when you wanna jerk off.
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