Kristen Stewart Naked In The Shower

“Twilight” star Kristen Stewart presses her tiny tit up against the glass while being photographed naked in the shower.

This filthy whore! How dare she brandish her nude body like this! A woman like Kristen Stewart should never be naked as her body is shameful, and offensive to the holy Muslim aesthetic.

Oh how I long for Islam to finally conquer the hopelessly corrupt US of A, and put an end to female nudity once and for all. Brazen hygiene obsessed whores like Kristen Stewart will be offered the choice of either remaining covered by using a shower burka, or face a brutal lapidation. Truly it is the height of Muslim charity that we even offer her a choice.