Kristen Stewart Is A Lesbian

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Kristen Stewart



Kristen Stewart has finally opened up to the media. In an interview with Entertainment Weekly the Twilight star came clean about her sexual orientation saying.


“I’m a lesbian…If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor [Lautner], I’d be like ‘F*ck off!’”


Kristen Stewart went on to complain that people have the audacity to ask her questions about her personal life.


I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f*cking give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”


If Kristen Stewart is tired about answering questions about her relationships then she needs to sit down and do an interview with me at CelebJihad. I honestly could give a baker’s f*ck about who or what she is sticking inside her, but I do have 6 or 7 questions about her menstrual cycle and whether or not she likes to take it up the old poop shoot.

 

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  1. Sam says:

    Ok, she’s not really a lesbian. Shes referring to everyone scrutinizing every little thing she does. And if she were to say something stupid…like that…everyone would make a big deal about it, because they don’t have a life….like this site/

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  2. Laura says:

    You totally took that out of context…. That’s messed up… For anyone reading this, this is actually what she said, “Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ I’m just trying to keep something. If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like … off!’ I would answer the exact same way.”

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  3. tad says:

    hahahahhaha she’s a lesbo. i knew it!!!!!

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  4. Dead Ed™ says:

    Okay, so let me get this straight. In Twilight the vampires cannot resist the smell of Isabella’s blood…..
    what the fuck are they going to do when she’s on her period then?   

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  5. Dead Ed™ says:

    They say that a thousand monkeys could, if given typewriters, eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.
    It took four monkeys thirty minutes to produce Twilight.

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  6. Dead Ed™ says:

    Apparently, the plot for Twilight was “invented during the day through swim lessons and potty training”.
    Which explains why experiencing anything Twilight-related is akin to drowning in shit.

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  7. God says:

    I know the Truth. She is TriSexuals.. Vamps, Weres, and chicks…..Good Ms. God needs to stop talking to me about Twilight ahahhhhh

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  8. szabby says:

    cry baby.
    liptai claudia isn’t a lesbian.
    http://www.kanalis.com/media/img/480.gif

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  9. Blitz says:

    Laura obsess much? I wonder what kind of “fan” Stewart is talking about…

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  10. Brandon says:

    Lesbiana o no, a mí me encanta esa niña. La quiero para mí solito.

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