Kristen Stewart Goes To A Cum Range

Kristen Stewart cum range



“Twilight” star Kristen Stewart appears to have been repeatedly shot while at a cum range.


Cum ranges are popular recreational activities for the homoqueers and infidel whores (like Kristen Stewart) who make up the vast majority of the American population.


According to the United States constitution it is the right of every American to be able to bear spunk on their face like Kristen Stewart in this photo, as that is the embodiment of “American freedom”. With such a degenerate bases for a government is it any wonder that the US of A is such a depraved hellhole?

 

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    This is truly my favorite celebjihad post of all time!!! She just got FUCKED!!!! LOL!!!!

    • FIRSTIES

      Firsties!

      That’s funny because mr. Grand Dragon Pete has underpants with a red target like that. The only difference is that instead a red circle in the center it has a hole.

      • Grand Dragon Pete

        Firsties fag

        What you said is accurate. My XXL crotch briefs have a target on them so the ladies know where the big “snake eye” is.

        KKK

        • Alissa C DiCarlo

          Also Firsties, you seem to speak from experience at the site of that hole ;-0

          • FIRSTIES

            Miss Alissa:

            You are right… somehow.

            Once I saw those red and white underpants drying in Mr. Dragon backyard. They had a big round hole on the ass area.

        • FIRSTIES

          Mr Dragon:

          Do you have a snake hidden on your rear?
          Sorry for asking.

      • Team America

        Firsties in line at the glory hole

        It’s funny because Grand Dragon Pete is gonna curb stomp you head, you homoqueer fagtard.

        America! Fuck yeah!

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    By my count, at least four cum shots, including one creampie!!! Ssswweeeeeet!!!!!!!!

    • Chrissy the Lesbian

      She has indeed been spewed upon. Several times!

      Unlike many of the frustrated and closeted gay men that frequent this site – she at least knows what she likes!

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        Chrissy, soooo truuuue.

      • Team America

        Chrissy the lesbian

        Hey you hot slutty lesbian. I support your life style and I really enjoy jerking off while watching your movies. However, like you, I’m all about the pussy. I’m not some smelly Muslim fagtard homoqueer and I can prove it. I will fuck you, any time any place, any position, any hole. I have the face if an angel, the body of a god and the cock of a pornstar, I lick pussy like a lesbian and fuck like a demon. So how about hoe?

        America! Fuck yeah!

        • Alissa C DiCarlo

          You seem sweet and chill.

        • Chrissy the Lesbian

          Wow – thats a pretty classy come-on :-P

          To my knowledge, I don’t have any movies out there.

          I do appreciate the offer, but I haven’t done any men for a while. I’ve got two GF’s that make me crazy, and that works for me for the time being.

          Alissa pointed interested parties to a site where she said her films were, and I watched a few of those (one of which caused a large wet spot on my desk chair, if you know what I mean ;-). If thats really her and she were interested (and perhaps more local than Los Angeles), by the time I finished her off, my tongue would probably end up in rehab or PT, or both.

          OTOH, she still likes men – you might have better luck with her.

          • Alissa C DiCarlo

            Thanks Chrissy. Glad you liked it :-)

          • The West is the Best

            You both get a room………..and let me in it.

          • Chrissy the Lesbian

            If Alissa and I ever got into a room together, you’d have to understand that it would be a while before either of us emerged, and there certainly wouldn’t be any men involved. I freely admit to being somewhat selfish, and would want her for myself for probably a month (hope the GF’s aren’t reading this, or I’m in trouble).

            I/we might allow a water-boy, to deliver refreshments (and maybe fresh batteries for my vibrator ;-). I am quite certain that dehydration would otherwise become serious problem (if not an overall objective!).

          • The West is the Best

            Water-boy?
            Do I seem like water-boy or towel boy or battery boy to you?

          • Chrissy the Lesbian

            Well… I meant water-boy in the nicest way :-)

          • Team America

            Chrissy the sexy slut lesbian

            I know, I’m all class, hoe. I don’t blame you for not being interested in cock, I’m all about the pussy myself.

            America! Fuck yeah!

        • The only West is the Best

          Team tranny

          You have the face of a pug dog the body of homer simpson and a cock like a gnat you lick mens asses like a homo and you fuck dogs.

          • Team America

            Fake homo West is the best

            Is that what turns you on, fagtard? Unfortunately for you I’m not your type. I workout regularly so I have a ripped, muscly body plus I’m not a camel or a small dancing boy. However, if you are looking for some camel ass just ask Abdullah the destroyer of camel ass or Imam (the camel fucker) Khalid. Even Abdul the tool Assul might be able to help you out and if they can’t get you some camel ass I’m sure they know where to find some tranny dick at the local glory hole.

            America! Fuck yeah!

      • The Reaper

        Crusty L.L.

        You should get one of those old school vibrators that plug in and use it while your in a tub of water.

        • Chrissy the Lesbian

          That was uncalled for…

          Besides, unlike Team America, I only have one vibrator.

          According to Durka’s secretary, he’s got a whole suitcase full of dildos AND a tutu. Why don’t you go play with him?

          At least I admit to knowing what I like!

          • Team America

            Chrissy the hot slutty lesbian

            The suit case with the dildos and tutu that Mr. Durka’s secretary was referring to was part of the payment to keep pictures of me fucking an ugly, stinky, hairy Muslim bitch, off this site. I didn’t want people seeing me trying to push through the really hairy musbush before puking from the camel shit stench.
            I don’t wear tutu’s (apparently that is a Muslim fetish) but I do have a large collection of dildos, whips, chains, bondage gear and sex contraptions that I use to fuck the hot sluts I bring back to my place.
            I’m more than happy to work you over like the hot dirty slut you know you are. I’m into all sorts if dirty freaky things as long as it involves pussy that’s not dirty, stinky and Muslim and I’d work you over hard, slut.

            America, fuck yeah!

          • Abdullah the Farmer

            Hey T.A.

            Thanks for clarifying your “position” w/r/t Mr. Durka’s Secretary. Anyway, here’s hoping that whatever you left behind at the jihad office finds its way back to you.

            But I take some exception to being called a dirty slut. I might be a slut (ask my GF’s! ;-)
            but I’m not dirty (well… not physically). I please guilty as charged to having a what some would call a dirty mind (I prefer the term, “inspired”).

            Have you seen Alissa’s work? OMG, she’s SO hot! And she still likes men…

          • BIG MAN

            Team America——

            I’m assuming…..

            By “hot sluts,” you mean sheep. And by, “bring back to my place,” you mean tent or cardboard box.

    • Beastly man

      I wish that was me in the photo. :(

      • The Reaper

        I wish it was you too baby, i would be fapping harder than i am now! ;)

        • The Reaper

          Fake reaper I never use the word Fapping you should check over peoples posts before you try to be a imposter.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I don’t even think she looks unhappy, just tired as fuck! They really made her work! I sooo luuuuuv it!!!

    • Team America

      Alissa C DiCarlo.

      Yeah, I did work that slut hard. I fucked her like a demon and blew my load all over her face and her tits and in all three of her holes. That’s all my jizz she is covered in, that’s how much of a hardcore pussy fucker I am.

      America! Fuck yeah!

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        Cooool ;-)

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I’m just soooooo exciiiiited about this one!!!!!

    • Chrissy the Lesbian

      So was (is) she – lookit how WET she was (is)!

      :-D

  • Word of wisdom

    In the US, there are outdoor cum marathons. And you wonder some of our chechen brothers loose patience.

    • Imam Khalid

      Subhaanallah!

      Indeed our mighty Chechen brothers devastated the city of Boston with simple technology. They shut down every gloryhole and homo hangout in the entire city. Those Ameriqueers there couldn’t even fap online or ‘sext’ their fellow homoqueer sinners.

      In fact, if Grand Dragon Pete lived in Boston, he would died from withdrawal!

      JazakAllahu Khair!!

      • Team America

        I’mam a gay fagtard Khalid

        I did some research and I found out that Imam Khalid literally means camel fucker. So from now on I’ll simply refer to you as Camel Fucker.
        Camel Fucker, what would you know about technology? You ragfags are too stupid to even invent toilet paper and the only technology you understand is things that blow up. So strap on some explosives, find a mosque and go to Allah, fagtard.

        America! Fuck yeah!

    • Team America

      Words of gay wisdom

      You are an outdoor cum marathon, you fagtard. You let your Chechen boy toys take turns ramming your stinky Muslim asshole. When you wrote the word “loose” I think you were referring to your loose asshole and those Chechen homoqueers lose their patients waiting in the long line of Muslim fagtards waiting to fuck you.

      America! Fuck yeah!

      • Word of wisdom

        Team gaypride,
        Don’t invert the charges. Last time I checked, it is in your country that you marry gays (?), let them steal other peoples’children (!), have gays everywhere on your tv, everywhere in your supreme court, parading everywhere in your streets, have had criticism of homoqueer inversion banned as “hate speech”, have had the madness of taking cocks in the ass become a course in the universities as “gender studies”, have gay educators teaching said “gender” heresy and showing gay porn to your kids at school, and so on.

        It’s in your shithole of a country, not in chechnya.

        • john

          word of jizzdom

          I’m getting tired of your stupid speeches. Stop trying to sound profound, you silly fucktard.

          • Word of wisdom

            Cockbandit
            the only thing profound with you are your deepthroat skills at the gloryhole.

          • john

            word o’ jizzdom

            You wish I was gay, you stupid little man. but no, it looks like you’re gonna have to continue making speeches centered around cum. looks like you’re the gay one.

            cockbandit? whats wrong, you couldn’t find a way to make fun of ”john”?

        • Imam Khalid

          JazakAllahu Khair!!!!

          • Team America

            Camel fucker

            I did some more research and I found out “Jazak Allahu khair”, translates to “I suck tranny dick”. You really love tranny dick, don’t you. You’re a real cock whore.

            America! Fuck yeah!

        • Team America

          Words of gay wisdom

          I agree, you homoqueer Muslim fagtards are ruining this country. That’s what happened when we let you Muslim fagtards into the country so you can spread your gay Muslim practices to good Americans. We are a free people and show tolerance to your homoqueer practices and the price we pay is having to put up with your degenerate ways. The fact that you can come to America and be free to participate in your gay Muslim beliefs is another thing that makes America awesome. So feel free to go to San Francisco, find a local glory hole and suck tranny dick until your black, little Muslim heart is content. You don’t have to hide your gay Muslim ways here, as long as you don’t try to blow anything up.

          America! fuck yeah!

  • cheese

    who is super mario?

  • Team America

    I remember this. I fucked that slutty bitch hard. That’s my cum on her face and dripping out of her pussy and if she bent over you’d see that she also has my cum dripping out of her asshole.

    America! Fuck yeah!

    • Abdul Rasul

      Team faggot

      If you are in fact an American, then you are gay. Now if you had said you were plugging Moshe gayan or giving gay Pete a rim job I would have believed you.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      • Team America

        Abdul the tool Rasul

        If you’re confused as to what an American is, I will give you a clue. Their the white guys in military gear that shoot at you. If you need more information on what a gay American is I’ll tell you the difference. Gay Americans are liberals who live in San Francisco, drive prious’s and voted for Obama. Grand Dragon Pete and I may have our difference but we do agree that you Muslim fagtards are the lowest form of life on Earth and even though Moshe is a Jew he is still a higher form of life than you, fagtard. So show some respect to your superiors.

        America! Fuck yeah!

        • Abdullah the Farmer

          Why are you calling HIM a fag-tard? Aren’t you the one who left his luggage with the tutu and used dildo collection at the CelebJihad offices?

          • Team America

            Abdullah the butt farmer

            The suitcase with the tutu and dildo collection was part of the payment to Celebjihad.com. Mr. Durka requested payment in cash but his secretary was to be paid with the tutu and dildos. Apparently Muslims have a tradition of putting on tutus and seeing how many dildos they can shove up their asses. The world record stands at 28 dildos in one Muslim ass and is held by Imam Khalid, however, Abdullah the butcher is about to undertake the task of breaking the record by shoving 30 or more into his stinky Muslim ass.
            My dildo collection smells like pussy and is still in my house with my bondage gear and other devices I was to fuck the hot slutty bitches I take back to my place.

            America! Fuck yeah!

  • Anwar Hariri El Mahmud

    Well now, this is certainly a very different kind of shooting gallery. I would say that this is even more fun than a glory hole.

  • hot lesbian tranny

    Everyone tell me how u masterbate I put my cock in my ass

    • Team America

      Hot lesbian muslim tranny

      I masturbate by pulling my cock while I look at pictures of hot celebrity sluts on this site.

      America! Fuck yeah!

  • moshe dayan

    Anal Abdullah was pumping Homo Hashim’s ass when he saw this shot of that juicy cum being wasted in something that looks just like his favorite gloryhole bullseye. He squealed immediately and ran off to lick that oh so yummy spooge off the floor, leaving Homo H to finish himself off with a 1.5L pop bottle.

    You know what they say, good to the last drop.

    Eat shit and die mofo

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Mangina

      Your comment is like you…..dumb and faggy.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Shut the fuck up, you senile perverted twat!
      Your delusional homo comments are disgusting and lack any credibility.

      • moshe dayan

        Homo Hashim and Anal Abdullah

        What the cock are you talking about? I ain’t gay, you are. Cock cock penis juicy gay suck cock.

        Juicy, anal, lube, gay sex, lube, anal penetration, cock, dick, mmmmmmm Juicy, lube

        Yummy, jizz, glory hole, lick man Jizz, suck cock, gloryhole, mmmmmmmm cock cock

        See ? I ain’t gay. Eat shit and die mofo

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Kristen was being used for target practice. Some might think that is wrong. But not anyone who posts on here certainly. Except the dreaded feminists that plagued the site back in March. Their presence was a uniquely horrible experience.

    • Chrissy the Lesbian

      I was mostly lurking then, and those feminists were disturbing on a number of levels. They are so fucked up, and really seem to hate men, while not being crazy about women.

      I don’t hate men – they have their uses and moments (even the repressed gays on this site!). I just prefer women…

      • moshe dayan

        Kristen was born with the genitals I wish I were born with.

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        Chrissy we seem a lot alike.

        • Chrissy the Lesbian

          :-)

  • costa

    fuck you son of a bitch go slit your throat u terrorist scum or should I say go “honor kill yourself”

    • moshe dayan

      costa ricaan nigger…..

      umad bro?

      ujelly?

  • hot lesbian tranny

    Ladies:would you rather suck cock,or eat pussy? Would u rather have a pussy or a cock? Would u rather eat your own shit or fuck no one for the rest of your life?

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Please cum see me anytime at Club Allyssa Hall.

    • Chrissy the Lesbian

      I’ve been there! So much for my productivity that day…

      It would be more fun to say – done THAT! :-)

  • Team America

    The best part about the Twilight movies was the scene where the vampire guy and the werewolf guy DP’d this slut while she licked Ashley Greene’s pussy.

    America! Fuck yeah!

  • Einsam

    ill fill that asshole with my cum

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    This “cum range” ain’t anything new to brokeback pete or his butt-pirate partner mangina. They find themselves in the same situation daily, except they are on their knees wit their “brown eyes” crying jizz.

  • Angel Of Justice

    This prohecy will one day happen to this porn website in one week Day1: everyone will get bored of this wedsite and go to another website Day2:people will start to report and sue this website Day3:a new unknown virus will take over the website deleting some of the pics leaving no control of the website Day4: the people who works on this site will start to disappear or stop working Day5:the people who gave comments that made Saying disrespectful things to THE HOLY GOD will also disappear or have tragic incidents Day6:the Kkk will take complete control of this site and destroy the virus Day7:Durka Durka will kill him self or will be ambush and killed by Kkk

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      asshole of gayness

      No mofo. You and your glory hole gang will give each other ass herpes and AIDS and as you try to make your way to the VD clinic us Muslims will shoot you with the AK-47 and then burn your disease ridden, sperm-dumpster, carcasses.

      eat shit and die mofo

      • Angel Of Justice

        Abdullah the bitcher fuck off emo ass hole cause when you sleep i be there and shoot you with SAW gun and i will drag you to the depths of hell where you will remain forever

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          angel of jizz

          you know you are too cock hungry to leave your glory hole to try an attack on us Muslims.

          Anyway, if you did, you’d never make it into Iraq. We have fag sniffing camels to identify infidel homoqueers trying to sneak into our beautiful country. They’d take one sniff of you and stomp the shit out of you and trample your tiny nuts into the sand.

          so talk your big fag shit to mangina, it may make him hump you harder.

          • Angel Of The Fallen

            Lol we killed you already and the reall abdullah where he shall remain inthe the darkess depth in hell with your friends forever

  • shut up butthead

    Is this picture real? Because if it is it is definitely my favorite.

  • shut up butthead

    What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids.

  • shut up butthead

    A man walks past girl with no arms or legs sitting by a pool. The girl says to the man, “Excuse me sir, I’ve never been fucked and in my condition no one would want to fuck me. Will you please fuck me?” So the man kicks her into the pool and says, “There, you’re fucked.”

  • shut up butthead

    What do you get if you cross an elephant with a poodle? A dead poodle with an 18 inch wide asshole.

  • shut up butthead

    What’s the difference between a rock and a dead baby? You can’t fuck a rock.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I make money with my cunt.